HOW IS IT I FIND OUT MY BIRTHDAY AND MARYLANDS STATEHOOD DAY ARE ON THE SAME DAY BY SCROLLING THROUGH TUMBLR???
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could we have some more Maryland 🫶🙏
Yesss Mary!! Ft crab hat, I think she might have a crab in that hat. It pinched Gov once. Now he never likes being near the hat. I finally stylized Mary’s hair becausee I figured if she had it braided it’d be easier for her to wear the hat!
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Maryland day ! 🦀
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I found this and I thought on Maryland
Translation:
This is Matías
Matias' going to be here for a while and then he's going to be gone forever
This is your chance to say "hello Matias"
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Here are California, Maryland, Minnesota, Wisconsin, and the Texas Dems doing the beautiful "wtf?" face :D
[All of these were directed at Florida except California (shockingly). His was at Gov lmao]
And I can't talk about this glare without talking about the state that does it best: ✨New York✨
(i betcha him and Cal compete on who can scare the other most with merely a glare. New York always thinks he'll win, but he never does bc Cal finds his glares cute as hell lol)
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Maryland: Do dogs think in barks?
Everyone:
National Guard: (leans in) This is a revolutionary idea. Go on.
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Random hcs I pulled out of nowhere for entertainment :3
-Connecticut hates chapstick, so his lips crack :,(
-The only thing that will get Pennsylvania to stop screaming his head off or something is a milk chocolate bar. I stand by this. Hershey boy likes Hershey products :3
-Colorado has really clear skin, like, if he wasn’t high you’d have no clue he’s addicted to marijuana and stuff. No million step skin care routine. No wrinkles, just red scleras. (Cutie patootie tho)
-Utah has a bunch of dirty songs (mostly WAP) stuck in his head thanks to Florida, and sometimes he catches himself humming or quietly singing them to himself
-Maryland drives a comically big truck because he can and he’s awesome
-A lot of the Midwest unironically listens to Korn
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Every friend group has...
"I will win the knife fight by bringing more knives" - Massachusetts
"I will win the knife fight by bringing a large gun" - Texas
"I will win the knife fight with my bare hands and my bare hands alone" - Florida
"I will win the knife fight by simply stopping the knife fight from happening" - California
"I am just here to watch whatever happens next" - Louisiana
"Who needs knives when I have teeth" - New York
"Who needs knives when I will simply cry and earn your sympathy" - Maryland
"Who needs knives when I will make out with my competitors" - Nevada
"Who needs knives when simply I have the audacity" - New Hampshire
"I will lose the knife fight" - Iowa
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he/him mary... she/her mary....... any pronouns mary.... theyre all precious to me...... theyre all mary
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PA: Did you steal my lunch!?
MA: No?? I stole Mary’s lunch
PA: That’s what I said!!
MD: STOP STEALING MY LUNCH????
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Last time, I posted some of the states being sad so here's Colorado, Alaska, Florida, Louisiana, Maryland, and Pennsylvania being happy :)
Look at them being all smiley and giggly
And, here's New York and California looking adorable because I love them and it's always nice seeing them smile since they rarely do (I like to think they make each other smile a lot more outside of the table meetings tho)
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Alright I didn’t really color much but I still lover regardless 😼 she stays winning. Gotta be one of the ever, yknow what I’m saying? Yeah
we respect Mary in this household. In fact, the reason meteors haven’t destroyed earth by now is because she told them hey, that’s not cool; so they were like damn you’re right and didn’t obliterate earth yet
North Pole, Alaska appearance ⁉️ genderfluid queen king thing. The holiday spirit is for all the gender out there 💪 ngl a really fun design for me! I imagine she got rosea cuz. Santa roses cheeks or something. Perhaps they are a elementary (perhaps kindergarten to 2nd or 3rd??) school teacher when they are off their holiday hours!! That would be sweet I think :) but he don’t really have any jobs during summer other than taking care of his pet reindeer—which yes, in North Pole there is a public reindeer ranch, yes, you can go pet them— and working at the Santa Workshop, so she gets a lil (very very) down during summer 😔 pooh fimbly
This is North Pole during summer…
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Did I really get bored enough to draw the whole NE...yes, yes I did. I regret nothing though I hate the fact that my hand hurts now, that sucks XD
(Pic with badly written names below :D)
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