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Heya! It's nice to see you do these prompts again! I still can't believe you're *not* completely buried under asks every time you do this, it might be that we're all feeling awkward barging in xD

So. Listen. I adore the way you draw Eridan, the bastard that I still haven't properly met but already love with my whole heart (so excuse me if I completely miss his personality), so if I may be so bold and request him as a Bard

I just have this picture of him trying to charm people, failing miserably because of being a bit of an insufferable twat, and when they come at him with the urge to strangle him he whips a knife out of his instrument (lyre, probably. I feel it fits somehow XD) and gets to stabbing. An embodiment of a blood covered insufferable poet XD

He tells some truly banger stories tho. Second to none at singing winding ballads and telling tales as old as time itself around the campfire as his party takes a rest. I just think that'd be neat!

Wheather you get to this prompt or not, I'll be looking forward to your art :D

Eridan Ampora as a DnD Bard

Oh man oh man oh MAN, you have no idea how much shit I lost when I got your prompt. Both because of all the flattery AND because of some [spoiler] reason that my fellow Homestucks will notice fast.

Despite not knowing the character, you've nailed his personality! He is an insufferable twat and a douche squared but also has a big nerd streak with his love for naval history, so you bet your sexy ass he's gonna have a tale or two to tell!

I really liked the lyre with the knife idea, so he's got one in colors and motifs of his aspect - Hope.

Thank you for your prompt, hun~!

(please bury me in asks)

#my art #homestuck art #dnd art #dnd bard #bard dnd #eridan ampora #wwater asshole #dnd class november

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gulescamisade · 6 years

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Virginia: Day 8

RILEY: -she's walking around campus, clearing her head or whatever you're supposed to do when you're restless. or when your baby is also restless and feels like she's doing somersaults-

ERIDAN: -A local seatroll will be seen walking away from what is PRESUMABLY a field for the outlawed Earth sports games. Banned from the university but utilized temporarily to house Eridan's ship. Not that Riley needed to know that.-

ERIDAN: -carries a box with him, long overcoat bobbing at his heels as he mutters to himself.-

RILEY: -what an ODD dude this is, talking to himself. Maybe he needs help. she has to ask- hey--you good?

ERIDAN: WWHAT oh -Obviously not used to people approaching him so... freely. He fixes her with a suspicious squint.- no

ERIDAN: im not

ERIDAN: wwhy are you askin

RILEY: -shrugs- eh. just a hunch.

RILEY: do you need any help?

ERIDAN: no and if i did i wwouldnt seek the help of a helpless horomone charged human

ERIDAN: -fins are curling with irritability.- howw the fresh hell youre comfortably wwalkin about in that cloud of vvulnerable stink i aint sure

RILEY: -oh NO. nope. no. she puts a hand on your hip- i'll give you a chance to say that one more time. don't waste it.

ERIDAN: i aint feelin wwelcome to your proposition wwhat else is this

ERIDAN: youre the one wwaltzin up to me prostratin yourself its embarrassin as hell

ERIDAN: get it together wwould you

RILEY: what the fuck? i'm being a decent living thing and asking if you need help, dickbag. you're embarrassing yourself, so i guess you need to project that on a stranger. should i get a mirror for you to work your shit out? could be fun.

ERIDAN: howw do you knoww i aint offerin the same kindness -GRUMPS, just holding the box under his arm by now.- aint my fault im breathin air youre gunkin up wwith your

ERIDAN: reproductivve processes -full body shivers, fins flaring as he does so.-

ERIDAN: wwho the shit ISNT goin to notice it as soon as you wwalk in a room jesus fuck

ERIDAN: are you drinkin enough wwater for that parasite or not

RILEY: nothing out of your mouth has been even remotely kind. i like how you're pretending.

RILEY: someone's real bitter about not getting laid.

RILEY: you're so concerned about my stuff but...maybe you should pay attention to your own? -that's when she attempts to sock that box out from under his arm-

ERIDAN: WWHAT HEY thats precious fuckin CARGO wwench -yanks the box out of her reach with a hiss. It's pretty light though has SOME weight to it. Nothing Eridan particularly wants smashed immediately.- if you cant take questions then wwhy the SHIT are you dishin them out in the FIRST GODDAMN PLACE

ERIDAN: showw some fuckin respect its just a simple inquiry about HYDRATION

RILEY: oh, is it? simple inquiry my ass. that was rhetorical as fuck.

ERIDAN: -gives her this look like ???????????- im thinkin theres some miscommunication occurin here on the grounds a cultural differences

RILEY: -crosses her arms- you're culturally disgusted by the fact i'm a pregnant human? fuck off.

ERIDAN: wwell yeah thats just a givven

ERIDAN: youd be culturally disgusted knowwin the kinda mucal shit that comes outta my gills some seasons

RILEY: ...

RILEY: that's not the same thing! unless you're emotionally attached and your gill mucus is ALIVE.

ERIDAN: its a fuckin BODILY PROCESS it counts

RILEY: oh you fucking-- -CHARGES AT HIM-

ERIDAN: -easily sides steps her like ???- WWHAT THE FUCK I SAY THAT TIME

RILEY: IT DOESN'T COUNT!

ERIDAN: youre fuckin BATSHIT -pacing himself away from her.- pickin fights in your vvulnerable state

ERIDAN: youre lucky i dont havve your sorry ass escorted off the fuckin PREMISES i aint dealin with this fuckery

ERIDAN: IM OUT

RILEY: -now she mad- at least i'm not the douchebag getting someone in my "vulnerable state" to pick a fight with you.

RILEY: you're not having me escorted anywhere.

ERIDAN: -digs into his box and hurls a whole actual TWINKIE at Riley.- EAT YOUR GODDAMN HEATHAN AND STOP PESTERIN ME

ERIDAN: -also running like hell. FUCK THIS.-

RILEY: -catches it, confused- BYE ASSHOLE!

ERIDAN: -gone.-

RILEY: -watches as he disappears before taking this Twinkie and nibbling on it. good shit. she's going to continue her walk now-

#robynsaint #cruciatusAnathema

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