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aalyssah · 3 months
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Jealousy With Undertaker
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Pairing: The Undertaker x Fem!Reader
Word Count: 1,883
A/N: It was requested by someone on Wattpad for me to write for Undertaker. I decided to go with the America Badass Undertaker because when he had this gimmick, it was my favorite. Hope You Enjoy!
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Jealousy with Undertaker.
• I feel like when it comes to jealousy with the Undertaker, he wouldn't be the one to make you jealous.
•It would be some guy talking to you, trying to get under Takers' skin or them flirting with you because why would he do that to you?
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You smiled as your husbands' promo ended. He was talking trash to the one and only DDP who's been stalking you recently.
You don't know why he's become so obsessed with you, but Taker's gonna make sure he doesn't lay a hand on you.
You stood backstage, waiting for him to come back when someone touched your back from behind. You quickly jumped, spinning around to be met with Stone Cold.
You took a step back, not wanting him to touch you again. "Y/n." He sternly greeted you. You crossed your arms over your chest. "What do you want, Austin?" You asked in an annoyed voice, which made him look 'surprised.'
"What the hell's wrong with you? All I said was your name." You gave him a look. "That's because I don't want you too, now what do you want?" Stone Cold let out a sigh. He didn't want to be here as much as you didn't want him to be.
"Look, my wife Debra told me to inform you that your match against Tori was granted and it'll be next week on Raw.” Now a smile came to your face.
Recently, Tori has betrayed your brother in law, Kane, by leading him on to believe she loved him, only to betray him and go for his ex partner X-Pac. You saw the hurt in his eyes even if he didn't want to admit it, but you promised him you'll get revenge by beating her ass in a match.
"Really! Oh my god, tell Debra I said thank you." You cheered, a huge smile on your face. Stone Cold looked at your happy face. He's never seen someone so happy to beat up someone.
"Yeah, she said she doesn't blame you for wanting a match. She also tells me all the time how she hates Tori cause all she does is run around like she's untouchable."
You nodded your head in agreement. "Yeah, she really does. She thinks just because she had Kane who's all big that she was untouchable, but now she has a whole group of men. Now she feels invisible." You said, adding a weird tone at the end of your sentence. Stone Cold let out a small chuckle at that.
You were so busy talking with him that you didn't realize your husband had come backstage looking for you, but when he saw you talking to his rival Stone Cold, he felt jealousy enter his body.
He watched the whole conversation as you smiled and laughed, throwing your head back. When Stone Cold laughed he knew it was time to step in. Stone Cold doesn't laugh with anyone backstage.
Undertaker walked behind you, the sound of his boots hitting the floor catching your attention. You turned to see him glaring at Stone Cold, his eyes just as cold as his name.
"Austin, you better get your ass away from my wife, right now." Stone Cold held his hands up in surrender. He didn't want any trouble with the big man. "Aye Taker, I was just leaving, man."
Undertaker watched as Stone Cold left, going back to wherever he came from. He then looked at you with anger in his eyes. "Talking with Stone Cold, ain't you?" You let out a sigh at his tone.
You know he's mad by the way he sounds. "Yeah, he was letting me know that I have a match against Tori on Raw next week." Undertaker nodded his head, slipping his hands in his jean pockets.
"Yeah, telling you about a match, huh?" You nodded your head. "So what was all that laughing and smiling about?" You rolled your eyes. "He was telling me about something Debra said. There's no need to be jealous." Undertaker looked at you as if he was offended by your accusation. "Jealous? I'm not jealous, I'm-"
You cut him off. "Yes you are jealous! I just told you why I was talking to him and why I was laughing, but you don't believe me because jealousy is taking over you. You just can't fathom the fact I'm talking to another guy, and that he's your rival."
As much as Undertaker didn't want to admit that you're right, he knew you were. He hated seeing you laughing with Stone Cold. "You're right. I-I'm sorry it's just, seeing you talking with him, it— it made me feel upset." You gave him some sympathy, knowing how he was feeling.
Undertaker and Kane have a rivalry with Triple H and Stone Cold, so seeing your significant other talking with one of them would make you upset too.
"I get it, but there's no need to be jealous. I love you and I would never do anything to make you think otherwise."
Undertaker didn't say anything else as he pulled you in for a kiss.
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Jealousy with You.
• Now when it comes to you being jealous it would be a girl's fault. With Taker being so big and popular, I feel like a girl would try flirting with him to get him to help her with beating up someone.
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"1, 2, 3!"
*Ding, Ding, Ding*
The bell rang as you stood up and got your hand raised by the referee.
You just won your match against Ivory, smiling as you watched Right to Censor drag her out the ring, staring at you with disgusted eyes.
They've recently been getting onto you about your attire saying 'It's too revealing for the kids' but you honestly could care less.
You stepped out the ropes, walking backstage. Just as you turned the corner your husband's brother popped up, scaring you. "Oh shit, Kane! You scared me." You said with a hand on your heart.
Kane stood there with a blank expression in his eyes. "What is it?" Kane was silent, but his hand gripped your wrist, dragging you away from your spot.
You hissed as his grip was somewhat tight. "Kane, where are you taking me?" Kane ignored your questions, stopping as he saw the scene in front of him.
You tried peeking around his body to see what he stopped for. "What? What is it?" Kane finally stepped aside, letting you see what he was looking at.
Your eyebrows furrowed as you saw your husband Undertaker standing there, chewing and spitting his tobacco into a cup. "What? Why'd you bring me here, he's not doing any-"
You quickly stopped talking when you saw Trish Stratus walking up in a black outfit with a Deadman Inc. logo on her hat.
She wore a top that pushed her breast up high and a short skirt, showing off her perfectly tanned legs.
You could hear their conversation from where you were.
"Hey Taker." Trish greeted him. Undertaker looked up from his phone, and then looked right back down. He wanted and had nothing to do with Trish. "I said hello Taker." She repeated.
Undertaker looked up at her with an annoyed expression. "What the hell do you want, Trish?" Trish was slightly taken back by his tone, but covered it up with a smile.
"Well, my boys Test and Albert have gotten themselves into trouble with Too Cool, and I was wondering if you would like to be the other partner for them against Rikishi?" Undertaker stood there, looking at her.
She was obviously trying to seduce him with the slurry voice she was doing, and looking at him up and down.
Instead of answering he asked, "Where did you get that hat from?" Trish frowned, taking her hat off and looking at the logo. "Oh, I got it custom made for $300. Took some time to stitch it, but it was so worth it, knowing I would be talking to you." Trish said with a smile as if $300 on a logo wasn’t nothing.
He couldn't believe Trish spent money to try and get him to join her little group. "Well that was dumb as fuck because I'm not helping your boys out, so you better go find someone else." He finished his sentence with another spit of his tobacco.
Trish closed her eyes, taking a deep breath. She could feel the frustration rise in her, but she knew she had to keep her cool in order to reel him in.
When her eyes opened, a new side of her showed. She was biting her lips, and her eyes were hooded. She took small steps to him, a hand resting on his chest.
"I tried asking your brother for help, but he unfortunately said no, but that's okay because he's not as strong, and big as you." She said, her manicured hands rubbing his tattooed arm. "And, I think the fans love you way more than they do Kane. You're so popular, and handsome."
As soon as her hand touched his beard you ran up to her from behind and punched her neck with your forearm. She went flying forward, her face hitting the floor with a groan.
"You dumb bitch, trying to seduce my man!" You yelled, getting on top of her and punching her face. Undertaker's eyes grew wide as he put his cup down on a table and grabbed your waist.
You were squirming in his hold, arms and legs flailing around to break out his hold and continue to beat her.
Soon Test and Albert turned the corner, coming to help their manager up. "I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!" You threaten her, as Test and Albert helped her up. Trish fixed her hair with a smile. "Don't be mad cause he thinks I'm hotter than you." You felt yourself grow even angrier at the little smirk on her face.
You were gonna wipe that off her pretty little face.
You turned in Takers hold, grabbing his tobacco spit cup and throwing the brown liquid all on her face and some on Tests' arm.
She let out a disgusted scream, and Test dropped her, in disgust at the brown spit on his arm. "Oh my god, ew!" She screamed, trying to wipe the spit off her body, but it was everywhere.
Now it was your turn to smirk as you watched her and her boys scramble away to the locker room. Undertaker finally let you go, letting out a breath. "Babe, you need to chill out. I wasn't gonna help her."
You nodded your head, running a hand over your face. "Oh, I know you weren't, otherwise I would kill you." Undertaker smiled, pulling you into his chest and kissing your forehead.
He looked at his brother who still stood in his spot, a small nod shooting towards him. "I swear I'm gonna beat her ass next week." Taker chuckled, rubbing your back.
"Kane, let's go. We're stopping by Regals office on our way to the locker room. I'm sure I'll get my match with the both of you there." You ordered, walking past him.
Taker couldn't and didn't stop you because he knows you're gonna get your revenge.
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lunarwritesthings · 7 months
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Unlikely Alliance
Paring: Early 2000's!Edge × F!Reader Fandom: Wwe Request: Yes, by @judgementdaysunshine Summary: You come out to help your boyfriend Edge, but what happens when an unexpected person comes out and wants to form an alliance?
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Edge was breathing heavily, sweat dripping down his face. In front of him, his biggest threat yet: Triple H. The Game had a smirk on his face, knowing that he had the advantage here. Suddenly, Edge's girlfriend came out, seemingly out of nowhere, and jumped up on the ropes. What would she do to help the situation?
However before anyone can do anything unexpected yet all to familiar music starts playing. The music of The Undertaker started playing. As he walked out onto the stage, everyone froze. What was the Deadman up to?
All three wrestlers in the ring stared at the Undertaker with surprise, unsure of what to do now. The Deadman made his way down to the ring and stared down at Edge. The whole crowd was on the edge of their seats, wondering what was about to happen.
Shockingly, once in the ring the Undertaker turned to Edge, and the two locked eyes. Edge looked to his girlfriend, who was still watching with a shocked expression. The Deadman extended out his hand, and to everyone's surprise, Edge took it. Had Edge lost his mind? Was he making a deal with the devil?
The Undertaker nodded at Edge, and the two of them stepped forward, forming a united front. Triple H was stunned, he had not expected this at all.
Triple H backed up, clearly scared of what they might do next. However Edge stepped forward, and spoke up to the Game.
"We're here to send a message," he said, his voice stern and unwavering. "And that message is: don't mess with us."
Edge's girlfriend just stood on the ring apron out of shock. She didn't understand what was happening in front of her eyes. However she definitely wasn't prepared for what Undertaker and Edge did next.
Edge turned to her with a determined expression on his face. "Can you join us?" he asked, extending his hand towards her. She hesitated for a moment, but then took his hand.
With a look of surprise, the Undertaker nodded, and the three of them stepped together towards Triple H. As the three of them approached, the crowd began freaking out due to the unexpected events.
As they came face to face with Triple H, the three of them raised their fists in a united gesture. With that The Undead Alliance was formed.
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ava-valerie · 1 year
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Could you write a head canon of OC being protective of ABA taker when he gets hurt? My brain tells me that this mammoth sized man needs to be protected by someone half his size 🥲
Oiii! I love this idea 💖 Well done, nonnie! It turned out quite fluffy when the American Badass flashes goo-goo eyes at the reader 🥺 You shall receive!
Trigger warning: Mentions of blood (just to be safe)
** Headcanon **
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The match had been going for quite a while
A brutal show of fists colliding with jaws
Taker, the American Badass, isn't known for giving up
And he won't back away from the fight now
Even though blood blurs his vision and he stumbles, almost not able to stay on his feet
It hurts your heart to see this stubborn man and how he keeps standing up... and up... and up again
Eventually you can't bear the sight anymore and rush to the ring
Ready to throw fists yourself
Taker sits in a corner as you slide on the canvas, armed with a steel chair and desperate to end this massacre
He watches in surprise and awe when you attack his opponent with the chair, the sound of it bashing on the other man's back is music to his ears
A small thing like you going full berserk tickles a raspy laugh out of his throat as he enjoys the view
This, exactly this, is the moment Taker falls for you
Hard
The referee quickly ends the attack and you somehow manage to get the injured giant backstage
He drops on a couch, sitting with his legs apart, and grins at you with a certain spark in the eyes
"That... was hot, sweetheart"
His comment makes you blush, and you decide to sit on his lap to patch up his bruised face
"And you are a stubborn idiot"
It takes a lot of concentration not to melt under his adoring gazes as he follows every movement of yours
Maybe
Probably
He wants to get in such a situation again, just to see you in full berserk mode
"I might be an idiot for you"
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slam-and-bam · 2 months
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He’s just so UGHHHH 🙏😩💕
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cyb3rsku1l · 29 days
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Hallo, I'll make a request for 1995 Undertaker please: he finds a big rip in his coat soon before he has to go make his entrance, and a stagehand who is always shy and quiet but secretly likes him a lot offers to go out of her way to fix it for him, then later Taker is in the graveyard and finds that same stagehand, looking sad, they talk and she tells him she was orphaned young and she always feels alone, as they speak the feelings between them are growing until Taker holds her in his arms and they kiss sweetly, officially becoming together now, makeout and kiss somemore and Taker carries his now girlfriend inside his spooky house lol. Sorry if it's long.. -_-
AN: Thank you for your request! I'll try my best to deliver this is my first fic so yk lol enjoy!
Warnings(?): None really just kissing :]
Not proof read! My first fic please be nice
TuT👍
You strolled through the halls of backstage. You managed to land your dream job working for one of the bigger companies, WWE. You got a job as stagehand. this job could be tedious since you had to run around setting things up, fixing wrestlers costumes, making sure props were switched with their breakable counter parts.
It was just a usual day for you. Everything was going good, the crowd was loving the show. You were sitting in the "costume room" making sure none were ripped from stunts and such when you heard the door open with an ominous creak. You looked up to see The undertaker in all his intimating scary glory. You didn't say anything you just glanced up at him and back down to the costume you were finishing up with a minor repair needed. You assumed he needed a part to his costume or something. Vince McMan the owner of WWE always seemed on edge with the undertaker given how he acts his ominous presence just being there. You got how Vince felt you were already pretty shy around the wrestlers male or female but with Taker...you really tried to have limited interaction with him because of his intimating appearance and demeanor. You couldn't lie you might have had some feelings for the Deadman. Just how he was so ominous and vague...it intrigued you. You wanted to know more about the Deadman and what drives him to be the way he is...
Your thoughts were interrupted by a deep voice rumbling out in the small room as the Deadman removed his coat. "There's...a rip in my jacket. Fix it." You deadpanned as you looked up at the black leather jacket that Taker held out to you his cold eyes scanned your face as you took his jacket without a word. You had a line of costumes you had to fix but you stopped to fix Takers jacket for him because he was on soon. You began to sew the tip for him as he just stood there staring at you under his back and purple Fedora. As you finished up, you tied the knot to secure the repair and gave it a little test tug before handing it back to him. You smiled up at the Deadman which caught him by surprise. "It shouldn't rip in that area unless you cut it or someone pulls really hard on it." You turned away as Taker put the jacket on and slightly nodded his head before leaving the room just as his theme began making the crowd go wild.
Later that night you stood over your parents graves. You placed a new set of their favorite flowers in the little side jar in between their respective resting places. You stepped back and just stood there. The slight wind blew gently through your hair seemingly trying to be a sort of comfort.
As you stood there you let a couple of tears fall. The bright beautiful moon made them shimmer as they fell down your face. You felt a Presence behind you and you turned around thinking it was a grave keeper that was coming to tell you that they were closing up for the night. Instead you were met with Taker...he stood behind you without his hat this time. You turned your head wiping your tears as Taker tilted his head slightly. "What's wrong little one?" Taker asked his voice low with a bit of curiosity. You looked up and then looked away again before you said in a small voice, "Nothing just visiting some people..." You felt Takers hand take your chin with surprising gentleness. Your eyes met his as he asked again, "Don't lie. What's wrong?" Your heart skipped a beat as you felt a new wave of tears film your eyes as they slowly trailed down your face Taker used his thumb to wipe them away.
"I'm visiting my parents...they passed when I was little so...I had nobody growing up. I guess I'm just reflecting on that." You said, your voice small and timid. "I see" Taker said his voice low and rumbly as he looked away then back to you before he slowly pulled you close and held you in a surprisingly gentle hug. You paused before hugging him back. Your arms were unable to wrap all the way around his waist due to his muscular body.
Taker tilted your head up and stared into your eyes. You stared back a light blush creeping up your neck coloring your cheeks. Suddenly Taker leaned down, capturing your lips in his. You froze but then closed your eyes and kissed back. You placed your hands on his chest as he pulled you closer by your waist.
Taker's tongue invaded your mouth making you let out a small gasp which made him chuckle. You wrapped your arms around his neck as you kissed taking little breaths in between. When Taker pulled back you were left slightly panting as he stared down at you with a slight smirk. You blushed as what you just did set in. You buried your head in his chest as your blush covered your face. "It's alright love. A kiss never hurt anyone right?" Taker chuckled as he picked you up into his arms bridal style. You squeaked as your blush intensified. "Wait!" You called out making Taker look down at you as he made his way to his manor. "Do not fret love, I am taking you home, where you will be safe with me in my arms and sights always." You thought about it for a moment, 'how bad can this be?' you thought to yourself as you leaned your head on his shoulder a happy smile painted on your face.
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pepsicat29 · 1 year
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Undertaker says “You little sl*t”
It just sounds so sweet on his lips.
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100s-of-random-things · 7 months
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The Undertaker as a Disney villain
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thedeadmansgirl · 5 months
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A Chance to Start Over | Chapter 01
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Pairing: Mark Calaway (The Undertaker) x Female OC (Mary)
Chapter Warnings: Minors DNI 18+ Only Smut.
Length: 859
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Success comes in various ways and different levels, depending on where you are in life.
And if you ask Mark Calaway, the man known publicly as the Undertaker, what success is at this point in his life, it is watching his beautiful wife of nearly a year, Mary, coming into the kitchen from their backyard carrying in a basket full of fresh eggs on one hand and another full of vegetables on the other from their garden out back. 
Had it been ten or fifteen years earlier, he would easily say it’s his career achievements, probably his wealth, and the love of any woman (and sometimes, several women at the same time) who’d give him their generous time to pleasure him. Now all that mattered was this gorgeous woman in front of him. 
Mary smiled at her husband who’s sitting on a stool by the kitchen island, enjoying his morning coffee. She smirked at the look on his face and the growing tent in his dark gray sweatpants, the only clothing he has on him. ‘God, he’s beautiful.’ she thought to herself. 
“Good morning.” She greeted him saccharinely instead as she placed the baskets by the sink. The towering man stood up and walked over his wife to kiss her passionately.
“Have I told you I love you today?” He whispered, his hand already under her shirt, traveling slowly up to her breasts, squeezing one as he nipped lightly on her earlobe, causing her to squirm a bit under him and let out a soft moan. 
“As a matter of fact you did, twice before we left our bed this morning.” She replied, almost breathless as he began rolling her nipple between his thumb and index finger. 
“Well, you might have forgotten darlin’. Let me remind you again.” He whispered and guided his wife to face the island counter, caressing her hips as she leant forward to rest her upper body on the marble top. He let out a gruff moan that made Mary bit her lip to suppress a smile, she knew what’s about to transpire and she’s almost antsy. He wrapped his arms around her waist and bent down to kiss the back of her neck, trailing down her spine. 
Her breath hitched when Mark hooked a finger on the waistband of her sleep shorts and swiftly pulled it down, his other hand frantically pulling down his sweatpants just enough to free his hard and throbbing cock, leaking with pre-cum. He reached around her waist to run a finger through her slit and felt her already wet center. He groaned again as he collected her wetness to drag it back up her nub, circling it with a gentle pressure that had her gasping and moaning in pleasure. 
“Mark.” She whimpered, “I need you inside me, please.” She begged and Mark let out a soft chuckle, kissing her temple as he did. 
“So impatient.” He whispered but pulled back anyway to pump his cock a few times before aligning it to her warm entrance dripping with arousal and slowly pushed his way in, whimpering as he did. Mary closed her eyes; her brows knitted as her husband stretched her deliciously, her mouth falling into a small ‘o’ and whimpered as she felt him bottom out to the hilt, hitting that sweet spot inside of her. 
Mark gripped her hips, sinking his fingers on her tanned skin a little too hard but Mary didn’t mind. Especially when he began to move in slow but hard thrusts, slowly picking up pace, and continued hitting that special place inside her that had her a whining mess in no time.
“Right there, right there!” She almost screamed. “Don’t stop, baby please.” 
“I love it when ya beg.” Mark responded with less spunk as he wanted to as he, too, was almost lost in the sensation of her cunt swallowing his thick and long cock as if it were made to fit and live in there. 
Mark gritted his teeth as he felt himself growing closer, letting out a slightly higher pitched moan than his usual baritone grunts. “I need ya to come for me, baby.” He told her, reaching back around her front to press gentle circles in her nub, helping her tip over to the edge. 
“Fuck…” Mary whined as her back arched and her cunt clamped down on Mark’s cock, causing the huge man to let out a loud grunt, almost a growl, “Jesus…” He whimpered, “Come on, baby.” He urged her as he continued his ministrations to her nub and not long after she was clamping down even harder as she came really hard screaming his name. 
It didn’t take Mark longer than a few more thrusts before he was burying himself deeper inside her, flooding her walls with thick spurts of his cum with a jolt. "Jesus Christ." He hisses, closing his eyes and resting his head on Mary's shoulder. “That’s a good way to start the week,” He grinned, cupping her face to turn her towards his, kissing her passionately. 
“I love you, woman.” He panted against her lips and she smiled, “I love you, too, cowboy.” 
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heartbreakertaker · 1 year
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Baby taker awkwardly sitting on a boat with davey boy, getting ready to go snorkelling 🥲
Davey’s daughter said him and taker always went on holidays together and he kept all the pics they took in an album 🥹 tell me that’s not the sweetest thing ever
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bigredsweetiepie · 15 days
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Please enjoy the Kane photos ❣️
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lunarwritesthings · 9 months
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Human Under The Monster
Paring: 90s!Undertaker x Gn!Reader
Fandom: Wwe
Request: Yes, by anon.
Summary: Everyone believes Undertaker is a monster and treats him as one. Everyone, but the reader.
A/N: I am so sorry for how long this took. life has been hectic and as a fan of Heartstopper and I didn't want any spoilers so I avoided social media until I watched it.
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Undertaker was a mysterious man, and people naturally feared what they could not understand.
But what if, just this once, someone saw past his intimidating appearance and found a side of him that no one knew about?
Perhaps, underneath it all, there was a vulnerable person who needed to be cared for. Perhaps he had a hidden side that only a few close friends knew about.
One of those close friends was someone he met when he first arrived, well he bumped into them. Shockingly it led to an amazing friendship.
Of course, being around someone people are scared of tends to have them worried about you and why you stayed around him. You knew this was all because they didn't see the human behind the monster, but that's how Undertaker wanted it.
Undertaker never understood why you treating the way you did. He'd never admit it to anyone but he loved it. It was nice to have someone that saw him for him and saw past the character.
Being friends with the one and only dead man has its perks. Do you want to be alone or need a quiet spot? easy most people avoid you worried about what Undertaker might do if he sees them.
Now of course there were rumors about you and him dating, but they were never confident nor denied. That was information that stayed between you and him.
Behind closed doors, there was no dead man, no Undertaker. It was just two humans treating each other as such, regardless of what the outside world thought.
Behind every "monster" is a person that needs an unsuspected person to see past the intimidating appearance and treat them as what they truly are. Human. And Undertaker had found that person.
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ava-valerie · 9 months
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Big Evil notices Kurt Angle's wig. And he was too stunned to speak.
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slam-and-bam · 3 months
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God I love him so much <3
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nightmare-viper · 21 days
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I feel stupid but my brain forgets that Taker is southern for some reason lmao
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littlegalaxychild · 8 months
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Incorrect quotes of the main 3 darlings
Persephone- The undertaker darling
Royal - Stephanie and Triple H darling
Aphrodite- Shawn Michaels darling
Persephone , whispering to Royal, who’s on the phone with Aphrodite: Ask them something!
Royal: How are you feeling?
Aphrodite: Fine.
Persephone : Something personal!
Royal: At what age did you first get your period?
Persephone : What do you think Royal will do for a distraction?
Aphrodite: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Aphrodite: ... or they could do that.
Persephone : Aphrodite and I are having a baby.
Royal: That's gre-
Persephone , slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
For context, Royal is the youngest among the 3 (Aphrodite is the oldest and Persephone is the middle child)
Persephone , driving Royal and Aphrodite: So how was your day?
Royal: We almost got surprise adopted!
Persephone : What?
Aphrodite: We almost got kidnapped.
Persephone : Oh, okay.
Persephone : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Persephone is the only one who has a drivers license but it barely get used cause she is a passenger princess
Royal: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Royal: How am I supposed to know?
Aphrodite: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Persephone: *sighs*
Persephone: You wouldn't be trapped.
Persephone : Royal and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Aphrodite: *Sighing* What did Royal do?
Persephone : They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Royal: Who wants a steering wheel?
Royal might be slightly feral
Persephone : If you had to choose between Royal and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Aphrodite: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Royal: Aphrodite!
Persephone : 63 cents.
Aphrodite: I'll take the money.
Royal: APHRODITE!!!
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Ngl not sure where these came from, a friend sent me them and I have to share because LOOK HOW AMAZING THEY ARE! The undertaker!! Andddd Shawn Michaels!!!!!
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