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It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.
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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
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“if fortnite is so good, why haven’t they made fivenite?”
they already did it’s at freddys
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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Sexy vampire, I've fallen in love with you! So come on bite me baby and drink all my blood🫶
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i love awkwardly replying to mutuals' posts like some kind of lost grandpa
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GANGREL DAMN 🤭
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she's a 10 but she says "YEAH BROTHER" in a hulk hogan voice
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i am so delighted by cats, i love that we have little bendy animals that climb all over everything and break shit and dart around our homes at top speed and we’re totally cool with it like “ah yes, there it goes again”
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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand
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imma need everyone to stop scrolling and look at this silly picture of Gangrel right now
THE SILLY!!! (this is my new fave pic of him now)
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Is it too much to want to be bit by a vampire
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ATTENTION ALL FOLLOWERS: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
please tell your pets hello from me
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Doing a project in art class where we have to make masks. I’m making one of Boogeyman from WWE and can’t wait to see how it turns out and will definitely post pics 😁
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STOP SCROLLING!!
Take this time to acknowledge your tribal chief Roman Reigns
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This is the most different I’ve ever seen Gangrel look holy shit 😭
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