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ok @souryogurt64 this is gonna be super brief for rn because i’m in the middle of writing a paper i have to turn in for school BUT here’s some surface level fleetwood mac/70s bands drama
fair warning i’m also definitely not the person to ask for this stuff as there are definitely other people out there who are more well read/documented on this stuff than i am and it’s been a good minute since i’ve... been a part of the classic rock scene i guess lmao
also fair warning to anyone reading this/planning on doing further research: cw for drug use, child abuse, racism, cults, and literally so much more. just be prepared going in.
anyway, fleetwood mac:
we can start off with they were all fucking each other and cheating on each other with each other. i can’t even go into detail on this bc i can’t even follow it
not to mention the amount of hooking up/cheating happening between bands. stevie nicks was involved with multiple members of the eagles, mick fleetwood was involved with jenny and pattie boyd, who was involved with eric clapton and george harrison (the beatles). christine mcvie was involved with dennis wilson (the beach boys). again so much more but i can’t even follow it
this is a direct quote from their wikipedia page: “while on tour in february 1971, jeremy spencer said he was going out to ‘get a magazine’ but never returned. after several days of frantic searching the band discovered that spencer had joined a religious group, the Children of God.”
peter green also had a bad lsd trip and also joined a “christian religious group” later on, and did not return to the band
oh at one point during the cheating bob Weston slept with jenny boyd (who was married to mick fleetwood at the time) and fleetwood was “so devastated” he cancelled 26 tour dates
the sheer amount of drug use was insane and i could write an entire paper on lsd use in the 70s alone but
stevie nicks once said in an interview that at the height of the bands drug use, she would keep a gram of coke in her boot at all times
also just learned this now apparently stevie nicks appeared in several episodes of american horror story
after a split at one point the band renamed itself to “the new fleetwood mac” and got into a lawsuit with former band members over it
literally a band that formed in 1968 continued to have lineup changes due to interpersonal arguments in 2018
and that’s all just some surface level stuff. some other “interesting” tidbits from some other bands/artists from the same era
again, major drug use. keith richards (rolling stones) had his blood basically entirely replaced 3 times due to the amount of heroin in his body
keith richards was also hospitalized once after a coconut fell out of a tree and hit him on the head
while there was unfortunately tons of it, plenty of abuse towards underage girls. i’m talking 30+ year old rock stars sleeping with 14 year old girls. both steven tyler (aerosmith) and jimmy page (led zeppelin) come to mind immediately but there’s definitely so much more
david bowie, while a bisexual pioneer in glam rock, was openly racist. he once said “hitler was the first real rock star”. yes. you read that right. he later blamed that statement on coke use.
eric clapton also basically did the same thing ^
keith moon (the who) caused his band mate pete townshend to go partially deaf after he put explosives in his drum kit and set them off at the end of a song
keith moon was also just fucking insane he played sets on horse tranquilizers mixed with brandy regularly and is still considered to be one of the greatest drummers of all time
keith moon also once, while leaving a hotel, told his driver to turn around because he forgot something. they went back to the hotel, where moon went back up to his room, and tossed the tv off the hotels balcony. he went back to the car saying “can’t believe i almost forgot”. he got his entire band banned for life at holiday inns after driving a car into a hotel pool. i think about this so much i love keith moon
also once when i was in high school i was hanging around with my italian teacher and talking about music and she had told me when she was young her and her friend went to go see led zeppelin. after the show they went back stage, and she said, and i quote “we were just 15 year old virgins at the time” and i’m pretty sure that was her way of telling me she lost her virginity to a member of led zeppelin. man i miss that woman.
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checkerpiececat · 5 years
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Spicy Bis Headcanon(s)
It all starts after Jeremy is discharged from the hospital.
Jeremy decides to visit the hospital every few days to see Rich. He starts seeing him because he feels bad that Rich has to stay in his room alone once Jer is gone. At first, everything is a little awkward.
Jeremy doesn’t know how to act around the “real Richard Goranski”, and it’s hard adjusting to Rich’s new, genuine personality. Jeremy’s almost off-put by Rich’s kindness, but eventually he starts to understand and actually really starts to enjoy seeing Rich.
Before Jeremy was discharged from the hospital, Rich went on an hour long rant about how he was so sick of hospital food, and after hanging out for a while, Jeremy then made it his mission to come back with fast food at least once a week.
Rich would never admit it, but the first time Jeremy showed up with food, he just about sobbed with joy.
After a few visits, Michael starts tagging along as well. At first, he feels really awkward and still doesn’t know how to talk to Rich. Both because of Rich’s previous behavior because of his squip, but also because Michael doesn’t know where they stand personally. Obviously they spoke a few words here and there when Michael had been visiting Jeremy, but they never had any substantial conversations together.
Michael and Rich have an easy reconciliation by bonding over 90’s music, and drag out a joke about Smash Mouth for almost too long.
Eventually, Michael gets used to being around Rich, and all three of them end up having some really good times together.
Once Rich is healed and they’re both in school, Rich is actually the first one to approach Jeremy.
Jeremy, who had been getting used to school life again, has a moment where he convinces himself that Rich wouldn’t actually want to hang out with him.
Jeremy starts avoiding Rich for a few days, thinking that maybe Rich wouldn’t want to see him. He rationalizes this idea by saying: “The hospital was different. Rich wouldn’t want to be seen at school with a loser like me.”
Rich has to be the one to step forward. He approaches with a wide smile, and opens up with some dumb line like: “Hey tall asth, where’ve you been?”
Jeremy is nervous, but after a few minutes of easy conversation, he lightens up.
They both laugh and talk the same way they did at the hospital, and Jeremy gets the courage to ask Rich where they stand in their friendship.
Rich reassures him that he enjoys Jeremy’s company, and they end up making plans to hang out.
Being back at school causes Rich to confront the fact that a lot of kids are still spreading rumors about him, and some start to judge him for his scars.
Rich reacquaints himself with his friends as his new un-squipped self. They easily accept him, after all, he’s still the same short, meme-worthy guy they’ve always known.
Unfortunately, some of Rich’s friends, such as Jake, make jokes at Rich’s expense, trying to lighten the mood. They aren’t meant to be hurtful, but with everything going on, it sends Rich over the edge and he ends up needing to leave class to calm down.
Rich decides to hide out in the bathroom.
He comes close to crying before Jeremy shows up and finds him there. Rich ends up confiding in Jeremy as Jeremy calms him down. Rich talks about the fire and what lead him to do it, his scars, and even his lisp.
Jeremy tells Rich that he’s fine the way he is, lisp and all, and that his scars look, quote, “badass”.
They end up hugging it out.
Jeremy is a big factor in Rich being able to adjust and cope with being back at school, and dealing with his self-confidence.
After dealing with his feelings, Rich confronts Jake and the others about how he feels, and after a rough conversation and several shared apologies, they reconcile. Rich and Jake both mutually apologize for not realizing how bad everything had affected the other, and quickly fall back into old habits and good humor.
Rich goes back to Jeremy and thanks him for everything. Jeremy and Rich start spending more time together. They start hanging out before school, walking to classes together, finding excuses to say hi to each other in the halls...
It’s Jeremy who realizes his feelings first.
Jeremy, being shy and having anxiety, starts finding it harder to talk to Rich without stuttering.
Rich eventually realizes what’s troubling Jeremey, and end ups realizing his own feelings as well. Jake is the first person he tells about it.
After a moment of stunned, but supportive conversation, Jake encourages him to go for it. Rich ends up asking Michael what he should do to impress Jeremy.
Michael is skeptical at first, convinced that it’s some sort of weird, elaborate prank. His doubts are immediately erased after he asks Rich why he would want to ask Jeremy out, and Rich has literal heart-eyes when he says Jeremy’s name.
Michael ends up agreeing to help out.
Rich takes a notebook full of notes.
Rich is bold, yet slightly awkward when he asks Jeremy on a date. “So uh, hey. I’ve been thinking. Ya knowww, since I’m like, totally Bi and all, and we’ve been spending a lot of time together or whatever, I was thinking, pshh, I don’t know, would you... uh,”
- both speaking at the same time -
“Are you asking me on a date?/Would you wanna go on a date”?
Jeremy takes a second to freak out because “omg is Rich Goranski actually asking me on a date?”
Jeremy manages stutter out an ecstatic yes.
They end up going to a retro arcade due to Michael’s promise that Jeremy would love it. He did. Rich, to his surprise, also had a really good time playing games.
During their date, Rich is very non-verbally affectionate. Rich just finds reasons to touch Jeremy’s arms, or lean against his side, or press their knees together... anything to show that he’s interested and comfortable.
Rich also does everything he can to try and win Jeremy a prize, but he’s not as good at the machines as Jer. Jeremy is actually the one who ends up winning Rich a prize. Rich cherishes his weird arcade alien plushie forever.
After having such a good time, and both having gone home to their own houses, they both freak out over their relationship, trying to figure out if they’re official or not.
It’s soon, but they’re both eager and giddy.
That night, Jeremy is practicing what he would say to Rich in his mirror, and Rich is pacing his room. Jeremy ends up deciding to frantically call Rich before he loses his nerve. Saying something like: “So like- I don’t know what this is but like I had a good time and I just um, was thinking that maybeweshouldlikeactuallydate. ...like officially.”
After a few weeks, they decide to announce themselves as official.
Rich is very excited and vocal about their relationship. When they first decide to announce that they’re official, Rich can’t help himself from going overboard and goes throughout the day finding excuses to mention “his boyfriend Jeremy”. He’s also not shy about PDA and finds himself smacking Jeremy’s ass when he sees him.
Once Jeremy asks Rich to “maybe dial it down” on the PDA, Rich listens, but still can’t help but to make excuses to talk about Jeremy to all of his friends.
After about a week to adjust, Rich calms down and doesn’t bring Jeremy up as much. But if he ever needs to tell a story that involves Jeremy he makes sure to STRESS “his BOYFRIEND Jeremy said this or did that”
Don’t take it the wrong way either. Jeremy ISNT shy about their relationship. He just has no idea how the hell to bring it up or really explain that they’re together. Jeremy takes the same week as Rich to just figure out what he’s doing.
Jeremy somehow finds the most awkward ways to say that he’s with Rich, and even tries practicing a few lines on Michael. One day while he’s practicing in his head, he blurts out a line in the middle of a conversation:
“I like Rich and Rich likes me, I like my friends and my friends like me.”
Michael: “Jeremy, what the fuck.”
Despite being very touchy, it actually takes them a while to have their first kiss.
It happens when they’re spending time at Jeremy’s house.
They had just gone out on a chill movie date, and had gone to Jeremy’s to unwind. Jeremy convinces Rich to start playing video games and it ends up getting pretty competitive. Rich ends up quitting the game.
Jeremy’s amused, but that only makes Rich more frustrated. Jeremy stands and suggests they play something different or find something else to do, but Rich isn’t having it.
“No no no, not happening. We’re gonna do this. You’re justh afraid I’ll win!”
Rich stands up and paces around Jeremy’s room, hyping himself up. Jeremy leans against his bedroom wall, giving Rich space as he continues talking.
“I’m gonna totally beat you at thisth, you have no idea whatsth comin”
Jeremy looks down at Rich. “W-wow, you may be short, but you’re intimidating when you’re motivated”
“I’m not short, you’re just tall. Tall assth” Rich walks to Jeremy and looks up at him.
Jeremy leans down slightly, “You’re also kind of cute when you’re all worked up”
“I- uh..” Rich falters, his face flushed.
“Oh uh... sorry, did I go too fa-“ Jeremy is cut off as Rich curls a hand in Jer’s shirt, pulling him down to kiss him.
“W-woah...”
“Yeah. that’sth what you get for calling me cute, tall assth.”
“Was that supposed to be a threat?”
“J-justh shut up and play the stupid game”
The next few weeks after that, they were in danger of never separating each time they kissed.
Weeks pass, and Jeremy and Rich get much more comfortable with each other. Butterflies start fading, and they start to get more serious.
Both Rich and Jer develop a much deeper emotional and physical understanding of each other. They both become much more comfortable with quiet touch. They often spend afternoons just cuddling in bed, sometimes not saying a word.
They’re also much more capable of helping the other with their emotions, especially regarding their trauma with their SQUIPS.
Jeremy can’t fathom the idea having a SQUIP as long as Rich did, and his heart sometimes breaks thinking of how hard it must’ve been on Rich.
The boys often talk a lot about what they went through, and help each other cope.
Like Mtn Dew. Jeremy doesn’t touch the stuff, but Rich chugs Mtn Dew Red. He also has frequent obsessive periods where it’s all he can drink. Jeremy always ends up getting too worried and has to talk Rich through it. It most normally leads with crying from Rich, which causes crying from Jeremy, and ends with cuddling and soothing hair pets from Jeremy as well.
There will be times where Jeremy will trace the scars on Rich’s body with feather-light touches and small kisses. Jeremy does it to reassure Rich that his scars really are perfect. There are times where Jeremy will simply get lost in conversation because he’s focusing on how much he loves Rich’s lisp.
Rich feigns being annoyed at him, and sometimes get embarrassed, but he always feels appreciated thanks to Jer.
Rich also returns the gesture by reminding Jeremy of how funny he is, and how smart, and perfect, and important he is. Rich is always reassuring Jeremy that his stutter is okay and reminding him that his anxiety will never be able to stop someone as amazing as him. Jeremy learns how to have just little bit more confidence each day, and always knows where he can go on his rough days.
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eldritchsurveys · 5 years
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314.
Who was the last person you kissed?: >> King Crimson, I think.
Do you think you could forgive someone for cheating on you? : >> Honestly, I have tried to imagine giving more than a passing fuck about being cheated on -- because, like, shouldn’t I? everyone else seems to -- but I... I just can’t. I really can’t imagine giving a fuck. All my relationships are open by default because it’s dreadfully difficult to “cheat” on me in a way I recognise. I don’t care who you fuck or get emotionally involved with, as long as whatever agreements we have made regarding our relationship remain intact.
How long have you been in your current relationship?: >> Long enough *slaps knee loudly* ... Anyway, something like seven years, idk. Time isn’t real.
Do you still talk to the person who hurt you the most in life?: >> I’m not in contact with any of the people who’ve hurt me. That’s pretty convenient, innit.
Who’s the last person you sent a friend request to?: >> ---
Do you trust people easily?: >> Well, I generally avoid seeing people as negative forces out to destroy me, or whatever, and I think most people are pretty all right (even if I’m not necessarily interested in having them in my life), so I guess in that sense I’m mostly trusting. But I am also very... not private, I wouldn’t say that, but... internalised? Is that a good word for it, idk. I have a tendency to make a labyrinth of myself to test people’s commitment to knowing me, I guess.
Do you currently have a lot of drama in your life? : >> Nope. I have like 0 drama.
Who’s the last person you kissed on the cheek?: >> I don’t know.
Is anyone in your family a criminal?: >> ---
Do you think your attractive?: >> Sure.
Are you currently stressed out about anything?: >> No.
Do you know anyone that’s a stripper?: >> I used to, but not currently.
Who’s the most sarcastic person you know?: >> I don’t know. 
Who was the last person you told to shut up?: >> I don’t remember.
Who do you miss the most right now?: >> ---
What was the last thing you lied to your mother about?: >> ---
Do you believe in giving second chances?: >> Sure, in many cases. In some other cases, I believe in people getting second chances, but not necessarily from me.
Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?: >> Yeah.
Is anyone angry with you at the moment?: >> Not to my knowledge.
What’s the last song you heard?: >> The beginning of Pearl Jam’s Jeremy before I turned Spotify off.
Can you quote a song lyric from it?: >> “King Jeremy the wicked rules his world.”
Name a song that reminds you of a past relationship:: >> One by Metallica. Because I was with this guy that, for some reason, I called “Darkness” as a nickname of endearment, and you know in One there’s that tempo shift in the middle and then James comes in with “Darkness! Imprisoning me!” blah blah blah and when I’d sing along I’d be like “Darkness!” and he’d go “What???” to mess with me. It’s fuckin silly and makes me laugh to this day every time I hear the song.
Is there anyone in this world you would do absolutely anything for?: >> No.
Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?: >> No.
Do you like the color of your eyes?: >> Sure.
Who’s the last person that sent you a message on myspace?: >> ---
How are you feeling right now?: >> Pretty all right.
Do you think anyone hates you?: >> I don’t think so, but I could very well be wrong.
What do you think your last ex would say about you?: >> I don’t know what he’d say about me now. I assume he doesn’t much think about me now, because he’s living his life and being good to himself, which is what I’d expect and want.
When you say you love someone, do you mean it?: >> Sure.
Do you still talk to the first person you fell in love with?: >> ---
What’s one thing you recently learned?: >> Everything I’ve learned recently is related to FFXIV.
Are you going to have a baby by the time your 18?: >> I did not.
Do you avoid certain people at school or work?: >> ---
Does anyone like you right now that you know of?: >> Sure.
Would you ever fake your own death?: >> Probably not.
Do you know anyone that was molested as a child?: >> Yes.
Have you ever kissed anyone that was the same sex as you?: >> Sure.
Do you still want the last person that hurt you to have a happy life?: >> Absolutely. I never stopped wanting that.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: >> Something like that.
Why did your last relationship end?: >> Because I ended it. He was being awful to me and I finally realised I didn’t have to put up with it just because he was mentally ill and just because I cared about him.
What would make your life complete right now?: >> My life is complete the way it is.
Would you ever marry someone who could not have children?: >> Being able to have children isn’t a criterion I consider when it comes to partnerships, because having children isn’t anywhere near a priority.
Do people compliment you often?: >> No.
What’s one thing you like about the person you’re thinking about right now?: >> I’m not thinking about anyone.
Are you talking to anyone right now?: >> No.
Do you have any friends that are pregnant?: >> No.
Are you in love with someone right now?: >> No.
What’s the last thing you stole? : >> I don’t remember the last time I stole at all. Probably... like 5 years ago, at this point.
What’s a curse word you use often?: >> Fuck.
Is a broken heart as bad as it sounds?: >> It’s as bad as it feels to the person who’s feeling it.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?: >> I don’t know. I’ve never been in the position where I felt the need to consider it, so how could I say one way or the other?
Have you ever ran away from home?: >> I tried. Wasn’t very good at it, if I’m honest.
Do you know anyone that’s ever been raped?: >> Yes.
Would you ever kill someone?: >> It’s always possible.
Do you ever feel lonely?: >> Yeah. Not so much lately, though, now that I think about it. That’s good.
How long did it take you to get over your last heartbreak?: >> I’m not even sure when my last “heartbreak” was. The last time I felt really torn up about a relationship ending was like... 2012.
Have a lot of people betrayed you?: >> No.
Do you believe in God?: >> Not That one, no.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?: >> I assume I am, yeah.
Do you tend to wear your heart out on your sleeve?: >> No. I’m very reserved with my emotions.
How many unread messages are in your Myspace inbox?: >> ---
Do you know anyone that looks up to you?: >> People shorter than me?
Which one of your friends is always serious?: >> I don’t have any friends like that.
Are there any people in your life that you wish you never met?: >> Nah.
If you could get any tattoo, what would you get?: >> I have several ideas.
Are you happy with the person you are?: >> Yeah.
Do people think your a bad person?: >> I don’t know, I never bothered asking. Wouldn’t matter, either way.
Do they also think that your a slut?: >> See above. But also, I really can’t imagine why someone would believe that, considering all the [outworld] sex I’m not having.
Are you with the last person you kissed?: >> You could say that.
Have you ever wanted to just run away and start over?: >> Yeah, but like.... not really.
Have you ever been punched?: >> Yeah.
How many people do you know that have been to jail?: >> *shrug*
Have you ever given out your cell number and then later regretted it?: >> No. I rarely give out my cell number to begin with -- but that’s also because people... don’t really use phones as phones much anymore, it seems.
Was your last kiss a mistake?: >> No.
Are you a tease?: >> Not in outworld.
Do you love your best friend?: >> ---
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?: >> ---
Do you usually end up losing in the game of love?: >> LOL what.
What’s one sterotype you think you fit perfectly into?: >> No one fits perfectly into a stereotype.
Do you know anyone that sells drugs?: >> Probably, somewhere.
Do you know anyone that does drugs?: >> Sure.
Do you care about what’s happening in other countries?: >> Not necessarily.
Does anyone think your emo? : >> How would I know, man.
Do you get annoyed easily?: >> I don’t think so. I get overstimulated easily, though, and that can sometimes manifest as annoyance to other people.
Do you consider yourself high maitenence?: >> I don’t consider myself such, no, but someone else might think differently.
Are you faithful in relationships?: >> Sure.
Do you think you have a pretty good reputation?: >> I don’t know what my reputation is.
Would you ever intentionally and physically hurt someone?: >> Yeah. Especially if it’s because they want me to. ~
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janethepegasus · 6 years
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BMC Miraculous Ladybug AU RP Thing: Into Another World
An RP related to the BMC Miraculous Ladybug AU ( @pika-ace ) and it’s one of the specials where our main seven meet an alternate version of the Miraculous Armada!
(The main sever stir after being sucked into the portal) Leo: Ow.....
Cyber: Everyone alright?
Hound: Yeah.....i guess?
Dasher: Yeah...but it looks like that akuma sent us...nowhere, cause this looks like the place we started
Leo: Yeah...
(They look around, seeming to be in New Jersey) Owl: Something...doesn't feel quite right...
Swan: How? :/c Timber: Everything feels the same to me...
Owl: I can't quite explain it...this...isn't the universe I know...
Owl: I just.....have this strange feeling.....that something or someone is present in this world.....that wasn’t from our universe.... (Meanwhile in an apartment, the alternate Joe is passed out on his desk, papers of drafts for songs laying all around) (Then he jerks awake when his phone vibrated)
Alt Joe: Wha...? *looks at his phone*
(It was a text from Alternate Eric) Alt Eric: *text* Everyone, please come to our usual spot immediately, we;ll explain later.
Alt Joe: *frowns* What on earth could have happened to need everyone?
(Later on, Alternate Owl, Swan, Timber, Coral, Natura, and Tiger, all meet up with Alternate Cyber and Leo on a rooftop) Alt Coral: What's going on Eel Dad and Lion Bro?
Alt Leo: This may sound cheesy, but we've felt a disturbance in the force. (Alt Cyber sighs)
Alt Leo: Whaaat?? >:/ Alt Cyber: *sighs* Indeed, some presence from another world has appeared in ours.
Alt Cyber: We called you all here to be on guard; we have no idea if this is an akuma or something bigger
Alt Leo: Yeah, cause if WE'RE feeling something's off, then SOMETHING'S off! >:(
Alt Tiger: So what do we do if we find this *makes air quotes* disturbance?
Alt Leo: If it's an akuma, we fight it, of course. But if it's something else, umm......we fight it, i think.....or investigate it! :/ Alt Natura: Ya know, for an immortal guardian, you KINDA act like this is your first time being a Miraculous Holder. -_-'
Alt Leo: Shut up! Alt Cyber: And also, let us and the others know where they are; something tells me that we may all need to be here for this, and I'm not taking any chances
Alt Timber: Sure! I won't mind an all armada beat down against this thing! >:3
Alt Swan: Yeah...hopefully it's nothing too big though...
(Meanwhile with the main seven, they wonder around the alternate version of New Jersey)
Owl: This just feels so bizarre...it's the same and yet...so very different
Cyber: Yeah...
(They keep wondering around the city until Cyber spots some figures jumping through rooftops)
Cyber: Did you see that? Dasher: See what? Leo: I saw it!
Dasher: Saw what?! (Leo points to the figures jumping around the rooftops) Dasher: Oooooh! Now i see it!
Hound: Do we follow?
Cyber: I guess?
Swan: What could happen? (They leap up after them)
(Meanwhile with the alternate Holders, they leap through the rooftops, looking for anything that could be the source to that disturbance)
Alt Tiger: What kinda thing do you think it'll be this time Fawn?
Alt Natura: Considering how Cyber wanted the ENTIRE armada to beat down this THING, i'm gonna say either a REALLY powerful akuma or maybe some kind of being from another universe came to ours!
Alt Tiger: Oooh that's something I can get behind! >:3
Alt Natura: Me too, cause i'm excited to show them *serious persona* thy wrath of nature's goddess! >:) Alt Timber: Ugh, you and your little persona thing... -_-
(Just then, Leo stops, his ears twitching)
Alt Cyber: What is it?
Alt Leo: I hear something...
(His ears perk up, listening to whatever sound he hears)
Alt Leo: Uhhh... Alt Cyber: What? Alt Leo: This is weird, cause I hear...us..over there... *points behind them*
(The alternate Holders turn around and look behind them)
(The real holders stop and stare at the new group with wide eyes) Leo: ...Well...this is new...
Alt Timber: Who....the fuck....are they...?!
Timber: We could ask you the same thing!
Alt Natura: Is it wrong that i find the dude in that Weasel suit adorable? 0_0
Hound: *blinks at alt Tiger and Natura* Hold the fuck up...Jane?! Kirsty?! Is that you?!
Alt Natura: *eyes widened* H-How the fuck did he know our true identities?!
Alt Tiger: Does this mean we have to kill them?! Leo: You sounded WAY too eager about that, and WHEN the HELL were you two Miraculous Holders?!
Alt Natura: Umm.....for a long time now, i lost count on the exact numbers. :/ Swan: *blinks at alt Timber* Wait....B-Brother?!
(Alt Timber blinks and glances between the two Swans) Alt Timber: Okay, I am VERY confused!
Alt Coral: We're ALL confused Wolfman! XS
Dasher: Ahh! Coral's a dude! What happened?! Alt Cyber: This is a bigger disturbance than we thought...
janethepegasus Alt Coral: Hey! Don't judge me and my swim suit costume! Ya Lin Manuel-wannabe! >:(
Dasher: *softly* Funny you should say that... Hound: Dasher, no! Alt Leo: *blinks* The Weasel Miraculous?! We didn't give that one to anyone, did we?! Alt Cyber: No, same with the Dog Miraculous.
Alt Owl: *looks at Owl* W-Why is there copy of me?! 0~0
Owl: I KNEW there was something different about this place...
Alt Leo and Leo: You did?! (Both Leos look at each other) Leo: Hey! I was gonna say that!
Alt Leo: Well duh, I was gonna say it! Cyber: Leo, please...
Alt Cyber: Leo, please stop... -_- Alt Leo: Whaaaat?! He started it! >:(
Cyber: This whole situation is already enough of a migraine waiting to happen, we don't need either of you making it worse
(Both Leos pout) Alt Leo and Leo: FINE
Owl: Anyway, my children, I believe we've stumbled upon some kind of alternate universe of sorts
Hound: *sarcasm* Oh, what gave you THAT idea?!
Owl: Don't you take that tone with me, young man! >:( Timber: Hound, be nice to Owl Dad.
(Hound rolls his eyes)
Alt Cyber: I certainly hope I'm right in assuming that you aren't here to cause any malice in this city.
Owl: We're not. We wouldn't do any sort of harm to anyone in this city.
Alt Cyber: Good, then maybe once we straighten all this out we can find the cause of...all this.
Leo: All of what?
Alt Leo: You being here and that disturbance in the universe we felt
Owl: *eyes widened* W-What....?
Hound: Okay that's weird, since our Owl Dad here said the same thing about the universe feeling weird... Owl: Yes...only guardians are that in tune with the universe...
Alt Leo: Yeah, we pretty much KNOW the universe we live in. So if something disturbs the balance of it, we KNOW something isn't right!
Leo: Wait...so does that mean... *points between Alt Cyber and Leo* are you two....?! Alt Cyber: Yes, we are the guardians of the Miraculous
Alt Leo: And we lived MUCH longer than any other human in this world! Not that we're bragging or anything ;)c
Leo: ....Whoa..... Owl: Well, from one guardian to another, it’s good to meet you, particularly since I’ve never met another guardian
Alt Cyber: Same with you. Alt Leo: Nice to meet ya fellow guardian! <3
Alt Owl: Wait, IM the guardian in your Universe?!
Owl: Indeed. Alt Owl: .....That sounds WAY cooler than just being a writer! :/
Hound: Does anyone else wanna just sit down somewhere and compare universes? Cause I kinda do :3c
Alt Coral: Sure! Why not? :3c
(They all go to Eric and Jeremy's apartment) Timber: *to Cyber* Guess my alternate self's not home, too bad
Cyber: *to Timber* I guess....if your alternate self even lives here at all....
Alt Cyber: Sorry for asking, but who are you under the Wolf Miraculous? I'm a bit curious as to who you chose for it; maybe we know you.
Timber: O-Oh! You....want me to transform back?
Alt Cyber: No, just...tell me your name. I think all of us transforming back would just end up being incredibly confusing.
Timber: A-Alright then.....*ahem* My name is Jordan Ellis-Williams. O-Or just Jordan Ellis.
Alt Cyber: .......Sorry, but I don't know any Jordan Ellis. Cyber: W-What...?
Alt Cyber: If i passed by anyone who had your name....i just didn't noticed them.
Cyber: But...that's...h-how could you not know him? H-He's my...our best friend! He's everything to us, there's no way you could just...not know him, i-it's not possible!
Alt Cyber: I'm afraid so. I...do apologize if this upsets you.
Cyber: No, I'm sorry, it's just...Jordan has been such a big part of my life... *takes Timber's hand* It's just...very hard to imagine life without him... (Alt Cyber glances at their hands and sees their rings)
Alt Cyber: ....Are....you two....married? Alt Leo: *softly* Does that mean they're gay or something? :/c
Timber and Cyber: NO!! Timber: Well, yeah, we ARE married- Cyber: But it's platonic; Jordan may be bisexual but I'm straight, so, yes, it's a platonic marriage
Alt Cyber: ......I was not aware you can get married platonically. Alt Leo: So like....it's like marrying your best friend? :/c
Alt Tiger: Yep! That's a thing! Marriage doesn't mean love it mostly means living together forever! Hound: Some things never change XD
Alt Leo: .....Does this mean I get to marry Michael? :3c
Alt Tiger: If you really want to! X3c (Leo and Hound blush) Alt Leo: *to Hound* Whoa, hey, I didn't recognize ya at first! Michael!! You got a Miraculous?
Hound: Well yeah! MY Leo gave it to me! Before i knew who he was under the mask of course! ;)c
Leo: Speaking of non-holders being holders, Jane and Kirsty aren't holders in our universe either
Alt Natura: Oh really? How come? :/c
Leo: *shrugs* I dunno, just didn't happen, I guess. Hound: You two are usually our damsels in distress of the week. Seriously, your track record with getting in trouble with akuma's is...record breaking.
(Alt Natura face palms) Alt Tiger: Really?
Swan: Yeah...we have to save you a lot...
Alt Natura: .....I'm not gonna question WHY it happens at this point. -_-
Alt Timber: Speaking of which.... *looks at Timber* Never expected a big guy like you would wear this *gestures his suit* big hunk of fur on ya.
Timber: Yeah...although it's pretty disorienting seeing YOU of all people here... *everyone looks at Alt Timber uneasily*
Alt Timber: Why ya say that? >:/
Owl: To put it simply...in our universe...you hold the Raven Miraculous, not the Wolf. In our universe, you are our enemy, Raven Claw.
Alt Timber: *tenses* I'm....Raven Claw in your world?! And not that....snarky, manipulative, BITCH Vincent?!
Leo: Whoa Vincent? Why does that name sound familiar...?
Alt Cyber: Vincent....the current holder of the Raven Miraculous in our world.....has been abusing it's power for his own gain for quite some time now... Alt Leo: Last time we checked, he might have some prisoners trapped in his lair....
Leo: Prisoners...*blinks* Oh god...oh god NO!! Alt Leo: What? Leo: *scared* How many prisoners?! Are there three?! Three men?!
Alt Leo: Yeah.....three guys are trapped in his lair....the only thing i can recall of them is that they're blue, green, and purple....and that's about it.
(Leo turns pale and staggers back a bit at the thought of the three of them in the hands of Vincent of all people) Leo: No...no...
Cyber: Leo...? Leo: NONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!
Cyber: Whoa, Leo, son, calm down! *he holds onto him* Leo: Vincent...Vincent was Virus Cy! VIRUS has them and he has magic and he has Max, Philip, and Sebastian! He has them!!
Alt Leo: Woah, guess you guys faced YOUR version of Vincent before.
Cyber: Yes, but he was a one-time event, a VERY DANGEROUS one-time event. And if he's Raven Claw here...
Cyber: ....Oh god.....he's probably done MUCH more horrible things than OUR Raven Claw...!
Owl: Indeed; our Raven Claw takes hostages, not prisoners. Back in our universe, Vincent was akumatized due to his envy of those three brothers, and imagining them in the hands of Vincent when he's being consumed by the evil magic of the Raven Miraculous...those poor boys...
Alt Leo: Yeah....Our Raven Claw is VERY vicious, he would go ALL out on us and i bet he won't stop until one or all of us are DEAD.
Alt Coral: Trust me, that bitch had his claws INCHES away from slicing my head off! Alt Coral: .....Thank god i LIVED.
Leo: Oh god...Max...Philip...Sebastian...no no no... Alt Leo: Uh...I guess you know those three?
Leo: Yeah! They were my babysitters when i was a little kid!
Leo: How do you not...oh yeah... Alt Leo: Yeah....when you're immortal, you don't need babysitters. Hell, Cy's pretty much been my babysitter for as long as we've been alive
Alt Cyber: Yes it is true. Since even though you're just as old as me, you STILL act like child and do stupid things!
Alt Leo: Well excuse me! >:( Alt Swan: Wait...if...Spam is Raven Claw... *looks at normal Swan* You're his brother in your universe...does that mean...? (Swan looks away sadly)
Alt Swan: Oh.....Oh god..... Alt Timber: *puts his hand on Alt Swan's shoulder* Good lord...poor kid....
Swan: It's okay...I've...made peace with it by this point...just because he's my brother...that won't stop me from taking him down...
Alt Timber: *softly to himself* Note to self, don't lay a single claw on the other version of your younger brother, cause that might.....trigger some things.....i think.
Alt Coral: *trying to change the subject* Uh...what about me? What am I like in your universe?
Hound: Oh! Um....you're just....a guy.....that does things......At least you were akumaized once. :/ Alt Coral: ......Tell the other version me to become the THIRD damsel in distress! Alt Coral: Cause if I'M involved in Akuma stuff, HE has to as well! >:(
(Alt Cyber and Leo take a sip of water) Leo: Well, our buddy Gavin had to save you once, as Inferno Wing. He's a badass phoenix. (Alt Cyber chokes on his water and Alt Leo does a spit take)
Alt Cyber and Alt Leo: WHAT?!
Leo: O_O What? Alt Leo: DID YOU SAY PHOENIX?! AS IN THE MYTHICAL PHOENIX MIRACULOUS?!
Leo: Uhhh.....yeah?
Alt Cyber: You...You FOUND it?! AND you found a suitable holder for it?!
Hound: Yeah! And we found the other four Mythical Miraculouses too! Leo: We had search the WHOLE world just to find them all!
(Alt Cyber and Leo look like the universe has just been changed before their eyes) Alt Leo: ...oh my god...holy shit...oh my god... Alt Cyber: They're really out there...after all this time...they're out there...
Owl: I can assume you didn't know they were out there, did you?
Alt Cyber: After they disappeared we...we thought the worst! We focused on keeping the other Miraculous safe and hoped that the Mythical ones wouldn't fall into Raven's hands, but now...! Now if we can find them...! Alt Leo: We can kick Raven's ass!!
Alt Tiger: Woah *to the other holders* So there's five of them?! Dasher: Yep! They're the Dragon, Phoenix, Griffon, Nine Tailed Fox, and Unicorn Miraculouses! They're VERY powerful! Alt Coral: .....Holy shit they're the Legendaries of the Miraculous! 0_0
Timber: Yeah; it was an ordeal, but we split up and went traveling and managed to find them all\
Alt Natura: ......Now i'm kinda excited for when WE do it ourselves! :3c
Alt Tiger: Yeah! Going on a worldwide mission just to find the Mythical Miraculous! >:3
Alt Cyber: Well, I think that about wraps it up for universe differences. Now, we should probably figure out how you got here and find a way to send you back
Leo: Oh! That's.....kinda easy? Cause....an akuma sent us here!
Hound: Yeah, our Raven's akumas kinda have a THING for alternate dimensions or pocket dimensions; we just gotta beat up the akuma and poof!
Alt Natura: ....Huh, we kinda had OUR fair share of pocket dimensions from time to time but.....really? YOUR Raven Claw does this kind of thing A LOT with his akumas? 0_0 Alt Coral: Didn't knew Alternate Spammy boy had a thing for a vacation in another world -3-
Leo: Yeah, and we've had quite a few romps through YOUR head because of it, Jane.
Alt Natura: O_O You....you...what?!
Hound: Yep. Akumas that for whatever reason chose YOU to drag us through dreams, thoughts, fanfics, and whatever, and I'm shocked we don't have grey hairs from the weird-ass shit we've been through in there!
Alt Natura: HEY! Don't judge ME for what goes on in MY brain! I don't even wanna know WHY they chose me for y'all to go through MY mind! I got some creative space in my head and you ain't judging it! >:(
Swan: *softly* I liked the My Little Pony cartoon crossover...
Alt Natura: *looks at Swan with wide eyes* You saw.....Sonic X-Over?! My large fictional world where EVERY fictional media exists in one world?! 0_0 Swan: *shrinks* Um.....y-yes....? Alt Natura: *slowly looks at Alt Cyber* ....Is there a pillow nearby?
(Alt Cyber hands her a pillow from the couch)
(She holds onto it, and then she covers her face with the pillow and screams loudly into it)
Alt Swan: Now I'm kinda curious about this... :/c
Alt Natura: *peeks from the pillow* IF YA WANT ME TO MAKE A 50+ PAGE ESSAY ABOUT THE LORE AND STUFF ABOUT IT, BE MY GUEST. *hides back in the pillow* Alt Swan: ....Ooooookay then....0_0'
Alt Cyber: Aaaaaanyway, what does this akuma look like? The one who sent you here?
Leo: Umm.....he looked like....some tall.....dark dude....who wore like this....weird hybrid of Darth Vader and anime villain clothes.....and he had this obsidian stone on his chest, and he had like...this deep tone. I-It was like a second villain for us or something!
Alt Cyber: Alright, that shouldn't be too hard to spot; hopefully Raven Claw doesn't send another akuma our way while we look
Alt Leo: Yeah! The LAST thing we need is a little akuma blocking our way of getting you guys home!
(They all take to the city and look for the akuma)
(Meanwhile in Alt Raven Claw's lair...)
Alt Raven: Well well well, this is a surprise. Two Leos, two Cybers, two Owls and two Swans; twice the vermin
Alt Raven: Even with the increased numbers of heroes, it still won't matter to me, as long as I get what i desire!
(He glances behind him where the trinity is chained to the wall, all three of them barely awake) Alt Raven: Maybe this time they'll have the guts to come for you; not like they care. They don't even know you, after all.
Alt Raven: *walks towards them* If they do manage to try to save you, i won't let them take you all away. *looks at Max* especially you~ *brushes his hand on Max's cheek*
Max: *weakly moves away* ...fuck off...
Alt Raven: Oh i won't....you and your two brothers are in my grasp for the rest of your lifes.....well....unless those Miraculous Holders barge in and take you away from me.....but i won't let that happen....
(The three brothers slump weakly as Raven Claw walks back to his perch, watching the holders)
Alt Raven: It'll be interesting to mess with these....new holders.....i don't even care that they're from another world, i just wanna see how far i can go to make them break into my hands... >:)
(Back with the holders, Leo slows to a stop as Raven Claw's lair is seen in the distance)
Alt Leo: *softly* I can see it...!
Leo: *softly* Max...Philip...Sebastian...I...I can't leave them in there with HIM...!
(Suddenly, Leo starts to pick up the pace, his eyes locked on Raven Claw's lair)
Cyber: Leo?! Where are you going?! (In the lair) Alt Raven: Well look at that! *glances at the trinity* Someone cares for you after all!
Philip: *weakly* W-What...?
Alt Raven: *ignores him* Is this my Leo or the other Leo? It must be the other; MY Leo would never be this reckless; now I wonder...what kind of holders am I dealing with? >:3c
(Back with the holders, Leo is running towards Raven Claw's lair) Alt Coral: *looks at everyone* Well don't just STAND there! Catch that kid! *runs after him*
Cyber: Leo, get back here! Leo: Just hang on guys...I'm coming!
(The Miraculous Holders chase after Leo, following right behind him)
(Leo reaches the lair and burst through the door and starts looking for the trinity)
Leo: GUYS!! WHERE ARE YOU?! WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT BIRD BRAIN TOOK YOU?!?!
(Leo runs upstairs just as the others reach the lair) Alt Leo: Geez, am I this reckless too??
Cyber: Oh you don't even know the HALF of it! -_-
(Leo bound up the stairs on all fours until he reaches the tower and sees the trinity chained to the wall)
Leo: GUYS!!
(Leo runs up to them and scales the wall and starts hacking at the chains with his claws)
Max: *weakly* Who....?
Leo: Oh yeah, you don't know me, but I know YOU guys!! And I'm getting you out of here!
Philip: *weakly* Th-Thank you.....so much.....
Leo: No problem! ???: Oh I wouldn't thank him yet. *Alt Raven descends and hovers before the trinity and Leo* You haven't even gotten onto the ground yet.
Leo: *turns and glares at Alt Raven* You...! >:(
Alt Raven: Yes me, though I don't believe we've formally met. After all, you aren't MY Leo
Leo: Well i certainly know the you from MY world! And you were a PAIN to deal with when YOU turned into an akuma! >:(
Alt Raven: Oh, I was akumatized in your world? That's it? Oh, I got a MUCH better bargain here!
Leo: Yeah, like making the alternate versions of MY BABYSITTERS your prisoners?!
Alt Raven: *small gasp* Your babysitters? Oh how SWEET! *pinches Alt Max's cheek* I didn't think you were type that was good with kids; you surprise me every day!
Max: *weakly* Get the fuck away from me....!
Leo: STOP IT!! *leaps at Alt Raven with his claws*
(Alt Raven dodges)
(He grabs Leo by the tail and holds him upside down) Alt Raven: You really didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?
Leo: *struggles* PUT ME DOWN!!
Alt Raven: I'm dissappointed; surely you've fought with your Raven Claw before, I expected you to be smarter than that. (spins him around by the tail and throws him straight up into the air before flying up and grabbing him by the neck)
Leo: ACK!
Alt Raven: Ugh, pitiful. ???: PUT HIM DOWN!! (Cyber and the others enter the tower)
Alt Raven: Oh THERE you all are! I was wondering if you all stayed back for me to SLAUGHTER this little kitty cat of yours! >:)
Alt Leo: Put the other me down! And quite calling me Kitty cat!! >:(
Alt Raven: Well, HE tried to set my prisoners free! And i won't let ANYONE take them away from me... *tightens his grip on Leo's neck*
(Leo chokes and pedals his feet) (Everyone gets ready to fight)
Alt Timber: This wolf is ready to tear apart this bird into PIECES! >:(
(Both Swans draw their swords and fly up to strike)
(They slash their swords at Alt Raven)
(Raven dodges while still somehow holding onto Leo) Alt Raven: Now that's more like it! >:)
Alt Timber: Oh is THAT what you want eh? *unsheathes claws* Then we'll show ya! *to Timber* Let's beat this bitch to the ground! >:(
Timber: Never thought I'd say this to you, but HELL YEAH!! *they jump up and join the fight*
(Both Timbers slash their claws on Alt Raven)
Owl: *gestures to the trinity* Let's get those three down!
Alt Owl: Yeah!
(The two Owls, Hound, and Alt Leo, and Alt Coral, Tiger and Natura hack at the chains, while the two Cybers join the fight)
Alt Natura: Just stay still, we'll get you down! (Alt Tiger uses her claws to hack the chains)
(They eventually break through and gently catch them before lowering them to the ground)
Alt Owl: Now they're free! Owl: Almost, we need to get them out of Raven Claw's clutches!
Alt Coral: You three still with us?
(The trinity stir)
Alt Tiger: Hey, can you hear us?
Max: ......Erk......are......are we free.......?
Alt Coral: Almost! Though we took longer than we probably should have...
Alt Coral: Heh heh.....sorry made you guys wait longer than we should have..... Alt Natura: We should've saved you as soon as we found out...
Alt Tiger: But we got you now! And we're not letting you go
Philip: .....Thank.....you......
(The two Owls and Alt Coral carry them, being the biggest and head for the exit) Owl: *to the others* We got them! Let's go!
Alt Cyber: Almost! *sends a large thunder shock to Alt Raven, which hits and causes him to let go of Leo*
(Cyber catches him and Leo coughs) Cyber: You stupid boy...
Dasher: Alright, NOW we got everybody! Let's go!
(They give Alt Raven one last hit before making a break for it) Alt Tiger: He's NOT gonna be happy when he finds his favorite prisoners gone!
Alt Natura: Yeah, and we'll make sure he doesn't re-capture them again!
Alt Cyber: That won't be easy; he's relentless!! Hound: Uh, we might have an idea of how to fix that, but let's get away first! *they run out of the lair*
(They run out of the lair and leap towards the rooftops, going far away from Raven's lair)
Alt Natura: Should we take them to a hospital? Alt Leo: No, that'll be the first place he'll look! We'll take them back to our place!
Alt Timber: Good idea!
(They run to Alt Cyber and Leo's apartment and put the trinity in a room to rest)
Alt Leo: *sighs* Now with that out of the way.....NOW we'll focus on finding that akuma and getting you all home!
Leo: Yeah, and by the way, hear me out on this...since those three are pretty much on your Raven's hit-list...maybe you should make them holders
(Alt Cyber and Alt Leo’s eyes widened) Alt Leo: Wait, really?! Alt Cyber: A-Are you sure? After everything they went through?!
Cyber: It sounds unconventional but...they went through almost the same thing in our universe. Virus wasn't going to stop hunting them, and they only way to protect them and for them to protect themselves, was by making them holders. Leo: We kinda did it without our guardian's permission though... Hound: Unless they're meant to be the Jane and Kirsty of YOUR universe and get kidnapped/held hostage every other week
Alt Natura and Alt Tiger: HEY!! >:(
Alt Cyber: That...does seem to be the safest option... Alt Leo: Yeah, then we don't have to keep an eye on them all the time
(Alt Cyber and Alt Leo head towards the shelf where they keep all their Miraculous and open all the shelves that hold the Miraculous)
Leo: *softly* I can't wait to see which ones they pick for them...
(After a while, Alt Cyber and Alt Leo come back, holding the Grasshopper, Shark, and Sheep Miraculous)
Alt Cyber: I suppose once they recover, we'll see if they're willing to do this Alt Tiger: Woo! New teammates!
Alt Natura: Yeah! :D
Alt Timber: And while we wait for that, let's find us an akuma!
Hound: Yeah!
(They all head out again; eventually, they manage to spot the akuma)
Dasher: There He is!
Alt Tiger: Charge! >:D
(All the Miraculous Holders charge towards against the Akuma, but as soon as they got close, the Akuma sends out a wave of darkness towards them, knocking them back)
Alt Leo: OW! Not cool!
Obsidian: Why hello there Miraculous Holders, good to see you all...
Obsidian: I see you've made some new friends from this universe
Leo: No shit Sherlock!
Hound: As cool as this has been, we wanna go home, thanks!
Alt Coral: Yeah, Mr. Edgy McEdgyson has the train to get back to Normalvile for these guys!
Dasher: Yeah, so let's get that akuma already!! (They start to fight)
(They gave it everything they got against the Akuma, while dodging the Akuma’s powerful attacks)
(Eventually, both Cybers blast Obsidian with a double lightning blast and both Leo's jump on him and find the akuma)
Leo: Where is it? Where is it?!
Alt Leo: Here!! *grabs it and throws it to Alt Tiger who smashes it*
(A black bird flies out)
(Cyber purifies it and stops before restoring the damage)
Cyber: *sighs* Thank you.....for helping us...
Leo: Good luck on your own Miraculous journey
Alt Leo: It was nice seeing you all! Alt Cyber: Agreed. Alt Natura: Big group hug before you go? :3
Hound: Aww sure!
(They all gather around for a group hug)
Alt Tiger: Miraculous fam stays fam throughout all universes! X3c
Owl: *chuckles* Agreed, no matter who holds the Miraculous and who is the guardian, we are all family! :)
(They eventually break the hug)
Alt Coral: *starts to tear up* Oh god....I’m gonna miss you guys! :’(
Dasher: Same here!
Alt Natura: *to Cyber and Leo* Make sure our alternate versions of ourselves in your world stay safe! Hopefully :/
Leo: Aw don't worry, we may act annoyed, but we love 'em
Alt Tiger: Aww! <3
Alt Timber: *to Swan* Hey, I don't say this too often, but kick my other self's ass real good for me, okay?
Swan: I will! And I’ll make it EXTRA hard! Just for you! ;)
Alt Timber: That's my other dimensional little brother! :)
Swan: Heh heh! <3
Cyber: Thank you again. Now...Restore the Damage!
(Cyber releases a ring of electricity and they vanish from their world) Alt Natura: I’m gonna miss them... ;(
Alt Tiger: Me too... :(
Alt Coral: We all do man, we all do... ;(
(Meanwhile, the originals end up back in their city) Owl: *closes his eyes and feels the air* Ah, now THIS is the universe I recognize
Leo: Woo! We’re back! :D
Hound: Home sweet home!
Dasher: Yep! <3
(Just then they see the trinity walking down the sidewalk) Sebastian: Hey guys! You just poofed outta nowhere! Fight an akuma? Leo: GUYS!! :D *he transforms back and glomps all three of them*
Philip: Woah! Max: Hey! What’s with the hug kid?!
Jeremy: Aw man, we went to some weird alternate dimension and I REALLY missed you guys!!
Sebastian: You did?!
Jeremy: Yeah! Raven Claw had captured you guys, Cy and I were hundreds of years old, Kirsty and Jane were holders, and it...it was SO weird but awesome at the same time!
(The Trinity blinked) Philip: Um... O_O Sebastian: We were captured?! D:
Jeremy: Yeah, cause get this; in that universe, Raven Claw...was Vincent!
Trinity: WHAT?!
Jeremy: I know right???
Philip: V-Vincent as Raven Claw?! Good....Good lord, that’s horrifying! O_O
Max: Great, I'm NEVER sleeping again now!
Max: Thanks a LOT kid -_-
Jeremy: Aw c'mon, he's Raven Claw that means he CONSTANTLY loses! Plus, when we left, we had saved you AND Cy's alternate self was gonna give you Miraculous!
Sebastian: Oh, really? :0c
Jeremy: Yeah! So don't worry, you guys are fine over there!
Philip: Well....good to know.
Jeremy: Yeah... *hugs them again* Feels like it's been forever since I've hugged you guys...
Sebastian: Awww, Jere-Bear! *hugs back*
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Richjake
This is my first richjake one shot, and it’s not very good. I kinda forgot where I was going with this so, sorry.
Word count: 2259
Four weeks after the school play, and four weeks after the squids were gone, I was walking to lunch, when I was suddenly pulled into a dark Janitor's closet.
Fucking creepy as hell.
“What the fuck!” I shout, turning around, ready to wail on the person that kidnapped me.
“Oh, Michael, it’s just you.” My first lowers at the sight of the chocolate brown haired kid. His glasses are pushed up his nose, and he’s wearing his usually red hoodie with several patches, and his big ass head phones.
“Rich, I need your help. And, yes this benefits you as well,” Michael says, getting straight to the point.
“Okay then, what’s so important?”
“Well, you know how Jeremy and Christine broke up, because they realized they just liked each other as friends. Also the fact that Jeremy said he realized he liked someone else?” Michael says, pretty much rushing all his words. He seems nervous, but also eager.
“Uh yeah, Christine and Jenna are now dating right?” I ask, still a bit confused, and wanting Michael to get to the point. It’s meatball sub day today, and I love meatball subs.
“Yeah, well, when I asked Jeremy who it was that he liked, he wouldn’t tell me. So I got super mad, and I realized that I wasn’t just mad, I was jealous. I nearly slapped myself, who the fuck falls in love with their best friend?”
Man, Michael, I know how you feel.
Four weeks after the school play, and four weeks after the squids were gone, I was walking to lunch, when I was suddenly pulled into a dark Janitor's closet.
Fucking creepy as hell.
“What the fuck!” I shout, turning around, ready to wail on the person that kidnapped me.
“Oh, Michael, it’s just you.” My first lowers at the sight of the chocolate brown haired kid. His glasses are pushed up his nose, and he’s wearing his usually red hoodie with several patches, and his big ass head phones.
“Rich, I need your help. And, yes this benefits you as well,” Michael says, getting straight to the point.
“Okay then, what’s so important?”
“Well, you know how Jeremy and Christine broke up, because they realized they just liked each other as friends. Also the fact that Jeremy said he realized he liked someone else?” Michael says, pretty much rushing all his words. He seems nervous, but also eager.
“Uh yeah, Christine and Jenna are now dating right?” I ask, still a bit confused, and wanting Michael to get to the point. It’s meatball sub day today, and I love meatball subs.
“Yeah, well, when I asked Jeremy who it was that he liked, he wouldn’t tell me. So I got super mad, and I realized that I wasn’t just mad, I was jealous. I nearly slapped myself, who the fuck falls in love with their best friend?”
Man, Michael, I know how you feel.
“So then I was like, ‘wait, Rich likes Jake! This is perfect!’ Right?” Michael says, looking at me pleadingly.
“Um, first of all, how the hell did you know I liked Jake.”
“Ever since all of us became friends, I realized you look at Rich the same way I look at Jeremy, and Christine looks at Jenna, and vice versa. Also he definitely looks at you the same way too, so he totally likes you back,” Michael recites all this information as if it’s a fact that everyone knows. News flash, I didn’t.
“Don’t fuck with me Michael,” I growl.
“Ew no, that’s Jake’s job. And I’m not, I’m being one hundred percent serious.”
I nod my head, still not believing him. “Okay, well, secondly, how is this ‘perfect’? Like, what are you planning Mell?”
Michael grins slyly at me. “Well, I know that neither you or Jake will ask the other out, mainly because you’re both to nervous. However, if he sees you with me, and thinks we’re dating, he might just get so jealous that he ‘takes’ you from me,” Michael puts air quotes around takes, “So then, you get the guy of your dreams. Also, I want to see if I can make Jeremy jealous, so it’s a win win.” Michael then holds out his hand. “Do we have a deal, or plan, or whatever?”
“Okay, so basically, we seem like a couple, while not actually doing coupley shit, basically just acting as best friends right?”
Michael nods.
“And, because I’m bi, and you’re gay, then everyone will assume we’re dating cause labels. So, then, the guys we like will get really fucking jealous, hopefully, and whisk us away. Happy ending? The End?”
“Pretty much. So, you in?”
“Fuck yes I’m in!” I grip his hand tightly, and we shake.
As soon as our hands detach from each other’s, we leave the closet. Michael and I begin walking, side by side to the Lunch room. Once we enter the lunchroom, Michael quickly spots our friends, grabs my hand, and pulls me to the table, making me laugh. God, Jeremy is going to get jealous so fast.
Truth is, I knew what look Michael was talking about. I know that’s how I look at Jake, and I know that’s how Michael looks at Jeremy. However, Jeremy just so happens to give Michael the same look. I can’t wait for them to start dating. Although, knowing Michael, they’d probably be making out everywhere. Which is fine, I just hope they leave the clothing shedding to their rooms.
“Hey guys!” Michael says, sitting down next to Jeremy. I follow suit, sitting between Michael and Brooke, across from Jake.
“What took you guys so long?” Jeremy asks, eyeing Michael, whom just took a fry from his plate.
“Oh, we were just talking,” I say, opening my bag to pull out my lunch.
“Yeah, Rich and I are going to see a movie after school today. He hasn’t seen Spiderman: Homecoming yet. So I told him, he can’t live his life with out seeing that movie,” Michael states, nudging my shoulder with his.
I glance at Jeremy, and I see a flash of anger in his eyes. “Oh, yeah, cool,” He grumbles.
The rest of lunch goes by, all of us laughing and talking. Jake was acting a bit strange, and deep down I was praying that he was actually jealous. Is that wrong? It’s not wrong is it?
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I’m opening my locker, when Michael appears next to me. “Hey, so I know that when I said I was taking you to the movie that it was just a cover up and stuff, but, um…”
“What? What happened?” I asked, grabbing my jacket, and shutting my locker.
“Well, Jake is making Jeremy come with him to the movie to spy on you. He doesn’t trust me anymore. Basically he’s already very jealous and is probably going to try and ruin our date.” Michael held up his hands and did air quotes when he said date.
“Alright, fine. I guess it’s a good thing that I actually haven’t seen Spiderman: Homecoming,” I sigh, pulling on my jacket, and tossing my bag onto my shoulders.
“Wait what? You’re kidding right?” Michael says, he seems to be horrified.
“Um no?”
“Well shit dude, it’s a good thing they decided to spy on us, you’re missing out.”
Michael drives us both to the theater. While we’re driving, we both catch a few glimpses of Jake's car, and we neither of us can hold in our laughs. Michael thinks that Jake is the jealous one, when really Jeremy is. Jake has only ever seen me as a friend. Yes, I know that he’s pan, but when he wants something, or someone, he goes and gets it. If he liked me, he would have asked me out already.
We get to the theater, and I pay for the tickets, while Michael buys the popcorn. We take our seats in the third row, and watch as two other guys, Jeremy and Jake, walk and sit behind us. Wow, they’re so subtle.
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It’s been three weeks since Michael and I started ‘dating.’ Every time I look at Jeremy, he glares daggers at me. It makes me laugh. If only he knew.
When we’re with our friends, Michael and I will hold hands, or have our arms wrapped around each other. I’ve messed with his hair a few times, but honestly, everyone does, His hair is really soft and soothing, you can’t not play with it. Michael also likes to grab me and toss me on his back because, according to him, I’m a ‘small bean that needs to be loved.” He also says that, because Jake hasn’t snapped yet, he needs to give me all the platonic love he has, until Jake can give me the love love. I dunno. Michael is weird.
At the moment, we’re all at Jake's house sitting in a circle. Brooke wanted to play spin the bottle, truth or dare edition. The bottle had just landed on Michael.
“Truth,” Michael says.
Jenna thinks for a moment, “How many times have you and Rich made out?”
“Um, never?” Michael says, glancing at me quickly. Now or never, they better fucking ask us out.
“Wait what? But I thought you guys were dating!” Christine shouts, scaring her girlfriend.
Michael laughs, “Naw, we’ve just been hanging out a lot. Rich isn’t my type, and I’m not his type.”
“Oh,” Brooke says, “So what is your type.”
“Ah ah ah, one question per truth, my turn!” The bottle lands on Jake, and Michael grins evilly, and I have a feeling about what he’s gonna do. Not a good or bad feeling, just a feeling.
“Dare, I’m no wuss.”
Now I definitely know what Michael is going to do.
“Alright, I dare you to call up the person you like. Right now. Also you have to confess to them and ask them on a date, the new ice skating rink just opened, I bet they’ll want to go to that.”
I silently curse Michael. I really shouldn’t have told him where I want Jake to take me on our first date. That wasn’t one of my smartest ideas.
Jakes face is completely red as he reaches for his phone. He taps on his screen a few times, and finally brings the phone to his ear. It’s silent for a second. Then, my ringtone goes off, and Carly Rae Jepsen fills the room, telling me that Jake is the caller. I stare at him, until I feel Michael nudge me, and I suddenly remember to pick up my phone.
“Yes?” I ask, suddenly smiling and confident.
Jake doesn’t say anything, his face is red and he’s staring at his shoes.
Suddenly, I being hauled to my feet, and Jake and I are shoved into a closet.
It’s quiet for about two minutes.
“So, you uh, you like me back?”
“Yeah, I’ve kinda liked you for- wait, back? As in, you like me too?” Jake seems stunned, but a happy stunned.
I nod, “Yeah, I’ve actually liked you for years, but my squid kinda told that you wouldn’t be into me so I pretended to just like girls. That’s why I got the squip, so when he said that you’d never like me I was really sad, but he then said that he could get me to be your best friend so I thought that that was a start right? So he got me to be cool, and we got close and became best friends. I was gonna try to ask you out after I got out of the hospital but I didn’t have my squip so-“ My rambling was cut off from another pair of lips on mine.
Holy shit, Jake is kissing me! Jake Dillinger. Jacob Fucking Dillinger is kissing me. Me! Richard Goranski! Holy shit! What do I do? Oh wait, I should kiss back right? Yes, definitely kiss back.
I move my hands, and the end up around Jake's neck, pulling him down, and closer to me. Our lips move against each other, and I couldn’t be happier.
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Once we finally leave the closet, we find that our friends have moved to the kitchen.
“There they are! You spent quite a long time up there my friends. And it seems that no time was wasted,” Jeremy snickers, pointing at our messy hair, and red cheeks, and puffy lips.
Jake and I both blush, but also grin as he grabs my hand. “Oh shut up, at least we now know about the others feelings.”
That shuts Jeremy right up.
“Yeah Jer, I believe that someone here deserves a little something as well.” Christine laughs, hanging off of Jenna.
“Sh-shut up,” He mumbles, turning as red as the red streak in my hair.
“Oh come on Jer, it’ll turn out the same way that Rich and Jake did. I promise.” Chloe says.
“Here, how about I start you off,”
“NO! I’ll do it!”
Jeremy turns to Michael, who is grinning very widely by now.
“Okay, I-I know that you’re my best friend and all, and that best friends shouldn’t really fall in live but I mean, Rich and Jake did, and so did Chloe and Brooke, and well I kinda did with you?” As soon as Jeremy stops talking, he’s on the floor, a hyper Michael onto of him.
“You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for that,” Michael grins.
“Well aren’t they cute,” I say, leaning into Jake.
“Don’t worry, we are so much cuter.”
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Psst do all of the get to know me questions
1. Who was the last person you held hands with? it was a while go, with a girl i went on a date with to 6 flags
2. Are you outgoing or shy? very shy
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? my friend brook at school tomorrow and a camp friend in march
4. Are you easy to get along with? sort of
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? my ex best friend but we hardly talk
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? I tend to be attracted to other people with autism which is good for me
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? doubt it but id love it
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? not really anyone 
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? not at all
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? my dad, we talked about M*A*S*H
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “thank you I’m so glad you enjoyed it”
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? seasons of love, light my candle, belief, 
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? yes but only people I trust
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? sort of
15. What good thing happened this summer? I went to camp
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?absolutely
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? I think there is life in other universes so we cant reach them
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? ew no 
19. Do you like bubble baths? yes
20. Do you like your neighbors? I don’t trust either side 
21. What are you bad habits? I pull out my eyelashes and 
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues? very much so
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? warming my voice up in the morning
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? my boobs. I don’t want them.
26. What do you do when you wake up? I cover my head up with blankets
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? not really
28. Who are you most comfortable around? I’m not completely comfortable with anyone 
29. Have any of your exs told you they regret breaking up? yes
30. Do you ever want to get married? yes but I don’t see that happening
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? nope I keep it short
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? laura osnes and Jeremy Jordan oops
33. Spell your name with your chin. duamonf
34. Do you play sports? What sports? I miss playing soccer
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? tv
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? yes pretty much constantly now
37. What do you say during awkward silences? I don’t feel the need to fill silence unless I’m nervous 
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? sweet, willing to help with my disabilities and someone to grow and build with
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? I like spencers bc its fun and hot topic bc merch 
40. What do you want to do after high school? I don’t know I didn’t see myself making it past 15 
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? depends on what they did
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? nothing… I’m usually quiet
43. Do you smile at strangers? I try to
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?outerspace
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about? almost everything 
47. Have you ever been high? two days ago 
48. Have you ever been drunk? I’m a literal alcoholic
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else? pretty much every day
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? probably that I’m autistic
53. Favourite makeup brand? I don’t wear makeup
54. Favourite store? I’m not sure
55. Favourite blog? I love too many but all the anons 
56. Favourite colour? red or black
57. Favourite food? Mexican or chinese
58. Last thing you ate? burrito
59. First thing you ate this morning? half a bagel
60. Ever won a competition? For what? yes I used to do well in spelling bees and my soccer team won a SoCal tournament
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? ive been suspended several times for fighting
62. Been arrested? For what? yes,having a weapon on me
63. Ever been in love? yes
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? it was with an asshole guy who broke up with me while i was in the hospital for a suicide attempt65. Are you hungry right now? no
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? yes, I don’t have many irl friends
67. Facebook or Twitter? neither
68. Twitter or Tumblr? tumblr
69. Are you watching tv right now? sort of? I’m watching newsies on netflix
70. Names of your bestfriends? Kathryn, Megan, Brooke, Jason
71. Craving something? What? idk.. being loved
72. What colour are your towels? sort of a cream color
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? one and one body pillow to elevate my leg
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I sleep with one
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? I’m not sure, theyre all very small
75. Favourite animal? fox, elephant, hedgehog
76. What colour is your underwear? red
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? mint chocolate chip or peanut butter chocolate 
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? black
80. What colour pants? grey
81. Favourite tv show? M*A*S*H
82. Favourite movie? big hero 6
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? mean girls
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? 21 jump street
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? dory
87. First person you talked to today? megan
88. Last person you talked to today?
@avocado-anon
89. Name a person you hate? rainy
90. Name a person you love? idk
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? several
92. In a fight with someone? not rn
93. How many sweatpants do you have? last I checked I had 14
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 5
95. Last movie you watched? big hero 6
96. Favourite actress? all I can think of rn is laura osnes so her 
97. Favourite actor? Jeremy Jordan (I rewatched bonnie and clyde and I’m thinking about it)
98. Do you tan a lot? I don’t like the sun. it makes my head hurt
99. Have any pets? a dog
100. How are you feeling? not good
101. Do you type fast? very
102. Do you regret anything from your past? a lot
103. Can you spell well? when I write yes, not outloud
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? very much
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yes
106. Ever broken someones heart? yes, when I broke up with my abuser
107. Have you ever been on a horse? I work with them so very often
108. What should you be doing? painting a poster for my friends birthday
109. Is something irritating you right now? that I cant think clearly
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yes
111. Do you have trust issues? very much
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? my therapist
113. What was your childhood nickname? I did but I’m not going to tell you
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? only to mexico
115. Do you play the Wii? yes 
116. Are you listening to music right now? yes I’m listening to my musicals playlist
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? of course
118. Do you like Chinese food? LOVE IT
119. Favourite book? the perks of being a wallflower
120. Are you afraid of the dark? nope I love it
121. Are you mean? kind of
122. Is cheating ever okay? no
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? not at all
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
125. Do you believe in true love? yeah
126. Are you currently bored? yes
127. What makes you happy? singing
128. Would you change your name? already have
129. What your zodiac sign? capricorn
130. Do you like subway? ew no
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? ask them out
132. Whos the last person you had a deep conversation with? my dad
133. Favourite lyrics right now? all the lyrics from you will be found
134. Can you count to one million? technically I can but I don’t want to
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? that I’m straight
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? I can only sleep w doors closed
137. How tall are you? 5 1
138. Curly or Straight hair? i like straight hair
139. Brunette or Blonde? I like blonde
140. Summer or Winter? winter
141. Night or Day? night
142. Favourite month? january
143. Are you a vegetarian? no
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? dark chocolate
145. Tea or Coffee? coffe
146. Was today a good day? fuck no
147. Mars or Snickers? snickers
148. What’s your favourite quote? yeet yeet chicken feet
149. Do you believe in ghosts? yes i see them
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, whats the first line on that page? “tell me about darry” from the outsiders
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divine-identite · 7 years
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RULES. repost, don’t reblog. tag ten. TAGGED. @thegreatunxter  thank you Lari :) TAGGING. anyone else who wants to do this.
BASICS.
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FULL  NAME.   Paddra-Ballad Caius, Caius Ballad NICKNAME.   none AGE.   2,000+ BIRTHDAY.   December 27th  ♑  Capricorn ♑ (Capricorn Sun / Scorpio moon) ETHNIC GROUP.   Indigenous/Aborginals/Paddran NATIONALITY.   Pulsian LANGUAGE / S. canon: Pulsian  ;New World: French, Italian, Russian God of Death: Nigh-omniscience  SEXUAL ORIENTATION.   Heterosexual  ROMANTIC ORIENTATION.   Demiromantic RELATIONSHIP STATUS. Single (canon) / in a relationship (AU) CLASS.  N/A HOME TOWN / AREA.   Paddra CURRENT HOME.   The New Unseen Realm PROFESSION.   Seeress’s Guardian, God of Death
PHYSICAL.
HAIR.  Long purple hair, goes down to her mid-back. Smooth with light purple tufts of hair. EYES.  a vivid purple, almond-shaped. His eyes are normally sharp, stern, and intense usually some moments, which may intimidate some people who see them NOSE.  Wide bridge but slender nostrils it's also tall and straight  FACE. His face is kinda of square, prominent, strong jaw, open forehead, and subtle high cheekbones. LIPS. Full lips, the bottom is a bit more full COMPLEXION.  tanned - earth tones mostly, smooth, and soft with some weathering. BLEMISHES. He has freckles when looked upon closely have lightened up over the years but are distinguishable under a keen eye SCARS.  A few but they have faded possible or just non-existent due to the nature of the heart of chaos. TATTOOS. N/A HEIGHT.   6′4″ WEIGHT. 197 lbs BUILD.   Athletic, slender FEATURES. My seem imposing, vivid purple hair  ALLERGIES. N/A USUAL HAIR STYLE. Usually let down, held in place by his headband a large sweeping bang from the left. USUAL FACE LOOK.   Stern, unmoved and confident, even seen smirking arrogantly. While it’s not rare nor is it a common occurence, her features tends to soften up when he’s around people such as Yeul USUAL CLOTHING.  Armour made by Etro reverence of Bahamut
PSYCHOLOGY.
FEAR / S.  Failure, in the past many perhaps not being personal worth. ASPIRATION / S.  To end his and her suffering and free themselves from this accursed torment given by the Goddess Etro POSITIVE TRAITS.  Determined, Persistent, Dutiful, Practical, Wise,  NEGATIVE TRAITS.  Apathetic/Callous, Dogged, Blunt, Manipulative, Merciless, Cruel, Nonsense, Dogged MBTI.   LOGISTICIAN (ISTJ-A) ZODIAC.   Capricorn TEMPEREMENT.   Phlegmatic/ Choleric SOUL TYPE / S.  Hunter/ Caregiver ANIMALS.   Sable VICE HABIT / S.  N/A FAITH.  Agnostic GHOSTS? Yes AFTERLIFE? Yes REINCARNATION? He has none ALIENS? No. POLITICAL ALIGNMENT.  N/A  ECONOMIC PREFERENCE. N/A SOCIOPOLITICAL POSITION. EDUCATION LEVEL.  Home-schooled 
FAMILY.
FATHER.  N/A MOTHER. N/A SIBLINGS.  N/A EXTENDED  FAMILY.  N/A NAME MEANING / S.   Caius is classical and serious but also has a simple, joyful quality. There was a third century pope named Caius, as well as an early Christian writer, several Shakespearean characters, and a Twilight vampire. We would pronounce the name to rhyme with eye-us though at Cambridge University in England, where it's the name of a college, it's pronounced keys. Caius is currently Number 164 on Nameberry. 
HISTORICAL CONNECTION ?  N/A
FAVOURITES.
BOOK. N/A MOVIE. N/A 5 SONGS.  “ Heavy” - Florence + The Machine, “Caius Theme” - Final Fantasy XIII-2  “Oblivion“ - Bastille Sun and Steel” - Audiomachine “ Dawn ” - Skyrim DEITY.  N/A HOLIDAY.  N/A MONTH.  November, December SEASON.  Fall, Winter PLACE.  Paddra WEATHER. Fair temperatures, little  humidity, weather with slight forecast SOUND. Rainfall, night-time cricket ambience, the night, THE QUIET SCENT / S. like night, like fresh after a rain storm night. Coupled with a bit of sea water, jasmine, metal and earthy tones.  TASTE / S. Salt, Honey FEEL / S.  Leather, animal hide, scales ANIMAL / S.  Bahamut NUMBER.  N/A COLOUR. Green
EXTRA.
TALENTS.  Piano, creating metal sculpture art BAD  AT.  Critical, Self-Expressing, Fastidious, Judgemental, Conservative, Apathetic TURN  ONS.  An interesting personality, a good rival, determination, passion, being vigilant and perhaps just someone battling the odds.  TURN  OFFS.  Ignorance, constant nonsense, terrible personality, invading personal space, Weakness HOBBIES. Reading, taking long walks, training, stargazing TROPES. Papa Wolf: Seriously, do not mess with Yeul when he's around. That includes you, universe and you too, Etro. AESTHETIC  TAGS.   Moon, rain, mountains, forests, charcoal, feathers, leather, time, Fog GPOY  QUOTES.  “ Forever isn’t bright; it isn’t like that. Forever is cold and hard and final. .” - Deathless, Catherynne M. Valente
FC INFO.
MAIN  FC / S. N/A ALT  FC / S.  N/A OLDER  FC / S.  N/A YOUNGER  FC / S. N/A VOICE  CLAIM / S. Liam’ O Bren
MUN QUESTIONS.
Q1.   if you could write your character your way in their own movie, what would it be called, what style would it be filmed in, and what would it be about?  A1.  Walk to Oblvion - that explores the boundaries of morality between what is typically good and evil, and understand what is truly human in character in our core. I think perhaps a western movie or a high fantasy movie which Caius cause’s destruction for a greater purpose.
Q2.   what would their soundtrack / score sound like? A2.   Oh, boy I say Dawn - Jeremy Soule, Skyrim. 
Q3.   why did you start writing this character? A3.    From long story to short, it started when I was in yoga class when Book 4 was still airing. My muse for her came out of nowhere and I told myself the feeling is going to go away, but that night…I ended up making a blog for her. And here I am now.
Q4.   what first attracted you to this character? A4. Oh boy, this is a long explanation you’re demanding from me lol but I’ll bite. Well to star,t I picked up Caius out of curiosity and perhaps chance, I originally wanted to do Noctis - but Tumblr was so oversaturated with Noctis that I didn't want to be a clone. So, I had to go through the “fishing for a muse” phase.  I roleplayed a bit as Riku from KH , Kefka from FF6 and thus Caius. Now I chose Caius because from what I was told usually people pick him up and drop him like a dime - it sounded like a role I could take to see how it went since he was my first villain (at that point was a bit insecure at the time  ) At first, I was unsure if I would be good with him when I went on a massive study on him, he was this compelling villain and seem always to have a recognisable appearance which i was worried I would not master or convey into my other rps. Later,  I learned he was the most human of all final fantasy characters out there; with him wanting to destroy time for just one person, which other final fantasy 13 character such as Lightning, Fang wanted cocoon destroyed just to save those they loved and that kind of drew in more the more I realised it; the whole grey spectrum and his personality I could just connect with it off the bat ( I don’t know something about stoic attitude that always kinda makes me want to roleplay them so well and it always works for me, funny as it was since I used to RP Cloud Strife back on myspace). Though I think me and Caius have many differences we do have many similarities which made me fancy the character and got me to portray him to this level where. It’s perhaps easy to know  So, I guess you can say I roleplayed him as a mistake?
Q5.   describe the biggest thing you dislike about your muse. A5.  Being cryptic and generally just being callous so many things that some people would be, pretty much an asshole to people and his unfiltered honesty. Not being expressive
Q6.   what do you have in common with your muse? A6.   quite blunt lol and down to earth actually, i guess being practical at least.
Q7.   how does your muse feel about you? A7.  cool dood just needs to lighten the fuck up sometimes and be less blunt and callous, he would make a lot of friends if he did that.
Q8.   what characters does your muse have interesting interactions with? A8.   Kuvira (Avatar. Legend of Korra), Alex Benedetto (Gangsta), i think mostly Moana (Disney’s Moana), Fang ( Final Fantasy XIII trilogy), Kuja (Final Fantasy IX)
Q9.   what gives you the inspiration to write your muse? A9.  SE not fleshing out Caius, a lot of gothic horror pieces of literature, Lovecraft and Poe to flesh out his emotional states in some of my rps and what not. To expound upon such an amazing character is an honour and give my perspective on certain events, ones even sensitive, that have shaped his bleak future which he woefully remembers most of his life.
Q10. how long did this take you to complete?
Like a week lol because I was so on and off and doing multiple things
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The chances of Lamar Jackson going to the New York Jets are SIGNIFICANTLY less that zero due to just about every move we’ve made in the offseason
MORE THAN. Twas a typo. I meant MORE than zero.
Soo, I’m already anticipating the downvotes. Why? I won’t shut about Lamar Jackson. I understand. I’m actually annoyed at the amount of hours I’ve invested researching. I used to have a life sobs. But, in my time investigating, I found a lot of things and..
I think we might draft Lamar Jackson.
But I probably can’t convince you that because media and mocks and blah blah. So, I’ll just say:
The chances of Lamar Jackson going to the New York Jets are SIGNIFICANTLY more than zero due to just about every move we’ve made in the offseason
But I’m not basing this off gut or any of that bullshit. I’ve found some interesting quotes from Bowles and info about our personnel that suggest, schematically and philosophically, Lamar is too much of a fit for the direction the team is going in to not be considered. (Please read before you downvote)
Before the draft hype started happening, Josh McCown went on a radio show and was asked what QBs he thought about becoming a QB coach or scout. What he thought of the QBs coming into the draft. Without being asked to comment specifically about Lamar, he went on a spiel about how effective Lamar could be in the passing game with his ability to run and read the field.. Now, I will say, this was before McCown came back to us. He might not even have us in mind. I mean, we all know McCown is vying for a QB coach, or coaching position in general, after he retires. Maybe input on who he likes best? But this was also at a time when the Polian quote was hot. Could mean something...?
Buuut, It also could mean a whole lotta nothing. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
This all starts from a video of Bowles during the combine, explaining why John Morton left. Basically, he said that Morton wasn't the best person for going in the new direction of the team. He said they are trying mesh their run and pass game several times. Hmmm... If you wanted to mesh those two things, there IS one perfect guy... But again, ahead of ourselves. Bowles repeated this several times (seriously it’s funny the way he emphasizes it lol) and, with the moves the FO made, it makes sense.
Jeremy Bates, our new OC, is a West Coast system guy. Besides being a better OC for our newly meshed run pass game, Bates is a stickler for footwork. Here's a cool article about it. Wonder why McCopter's throwing was better this year than you remember in his TB and Browns days? Footwork. Now, everyone - sans Rosen - in this draft class has footwork issues. I won’t act like fixing one of the few valid holes in Lamar’s game (which is the [easy thing to fix)[(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3qDroheNw8)] in a QB btw) makes the Morton connection a special fit for Jackson. But a good system might.
Bates runs a West Coast Offense. The West Coast Offense is perfect for Lamar, as it's centered on short and intermediate passes, timing and anticipation. Coming from an Erhardt-Perkins system (think Patriots, hence the interest), reading defenses was a requirement, and Partrino would actually stop practices when Lamar was tempted to run as an underclassmen. Despite draft media saying ridiculous things like he doesn't read coverages or throw with anticipation, he thrives on taking advantage of windows in zone reads. Here's a sheet from a longer contexualized report by Ben Solak explain things with numbers and such for all the QBs. But it doesn’t just take a system that matches, but a commitment to that play style... Well according to Bowles...
56:07 ish Depending on the team and depending the scheme [mobility in a quarterback] can be very valuable. Half the league has drop back quarterbacks and half the league have mobile quarterbacks and do more zone read stuff so depending [on scheme] you may look at it as a benefit, you may not, but it has its place in this league...
What is a zone read offense? According to this, a "zone" blocking up front, with the quarterback giving or keeping based upon the "read" he makes. Keep that in mind.
My perception doesn’t change the quarterbacks we have ...we tailor the game to their strength and not their weakness so it really doesn’t matter to me.
Hmmmmmmmm.... funny saying this, while also saying this.
1:49 Bates is 3 steps ahead of the ball game... Jeremey gives us the chance to think ahead and do certain things that I don’t think we had in the past, so, combined with Dennison, and the rest of the Offensive Coaches, I think it was the right thing to do.
When we dumped Morton, we not only promoted Jeremy Bates, we hired a new Offensive Line Coach, Rick Dennison. Dennison is a master of, what else, but the Zone Blocking Scheme, a scheme that encourages Lineman to run down the field to block. This scheme is especially good with runners that can make quick cuts like Crowell, or Powell...or Lamar. Oops I dropped some film of Lamar tearing up Syracuse with some ZBS concepts. Ok, we might be running zone blocking, and Bowles might have said mobility is valuable for teams who do things like zone reads but... I don’t think Dennison means much, right? Did I mention that Dennison was once Tyrod Taylor’s QB coach and also the coach for Jay Cutler and Matt Schaub when had their best completion percentage numbers? No? Well, this does.
Speaking about accuracy, Lamar’s terrible right? How can he be a choice as a number 3 QB if he’s a terrible thrower? First, Josh Allen's % is worse. Besides that, well, he’s not really inaccurate. Lamar had the most incompletions due to drops of the QBs available, this was even in his heisman season. Even with an inconsistent base, Lamar’s accuracy concerns makes adjusted completion percentage was 3rd best of the 5, *right behind Rosen. He even had a better adj comp % than Rosen before his god awful bowl game. Unless you think Darnold is inaccurate, you can't say the same for Lamar.
But he has terrible mechanical issues! Terrible, no, inconsistent, yes. This article explains the details of what Lamar’s problems are regarding mechanics (which is technically a hip and elbow problem but whatever). Regardless, despite Considering his ball placement is already in the top tier of draft eligible QBs (according to the godly Ben Solak) Seems like Lamar’s already coming along, although not perfect yet. And we have Jeremy Bates to help him fix whatever other gap exists. It's really his one glaring flaw and we have the coaching staff and scheme to fix it...
But I haven’t heard any rumors about LJ to the Jets! The Jets are hush mouth about what prospects they want, but were SUPER hush mouth about Hack during his draft process. We didn’t didn't even release the fact they had a workout with him (and I checked google). That’s why the Baker & Jets marriage didn’t make much sense to myself. Mayfield is much more vocal than we usually are about these things. Either way, there hasn't been a word yet about the Jets working with Lamar, even though there were rumors earlier (super paper thin, will say) in the draft process . It also appears most other teams around our draft pick have at least met with him at the combine. You’re telling me we haven’t met with him at all and he's a perfect fit for our offense? Speaking of Hack, people say Mac loved him because he was a tall strong armed white guy, but his mental processing abilities were impressive. Guess, what? Lamar's are pretty damn impressive too. And his arm, pretty strong too.
But is he worth the top 3 pick? Yes. He’s gotten injured the fewest of the top 5. His “frail” frame isn’t a valid complaint. RG3 has 10 pounds on him. Muscle mass doesn’t make you less prone to injury (per Mississippi State athletic dept), flexibility however does. And according to his old coach, he was gumby. Also, his pocket presence is one of the most mature in the class hands down. The narrative against him was only because draft guys don’t know where he’d fit. In fact, his stock keeps ‘rising’ (they didn’t know where he’s going because he has no agent tiesand they don’t know where to place him schematically) and Schefter says he sees him going in the first, and it’s not close. Now he’s getting reports about mid picks. He’s shown more dynamic play and mature pocket ability than any of the guys in the draft. If he’s a better 2010 Mike Vick, and Vick was #1, why not Lamar?
Could this be confirmation bias? Certainly. I’ve been on this man’s tip since the end of the college season. I could be painting a magical fairy tale all in my head. Buuuutt, adding all the Bowles quotes together, since our offense is clearly going in a more of a meshed running and passing game, and Bowles thinks an offense designed for a mobile QB would be the team..
Well, we’re a pretty damn good fit.
As a disclaimer, I must say that Mayfield, Darnold, Rosen and even Allen also somewhat fit the in the way we have built the team. That’s why I don’t think Mac or Bowles is lying when the said they have 4 or 5 guys they could take. They are also very capable of thriving on rollouts and have a bit of athletic ability to execute a similar type offense (Rosen will have to play a more pocket west coast game). However, if you want a west coast offense that thrives on utilizing ZBS to get lineman down the field to block and creates a great running game, Lamar fits the scheme the best and will be the most dangerous in our offense. From picking up Crowell (a back that could make quick cuts to maximize the ZBS) to Spencer Long (a O lineman that could do both ZBS and Power Blocking), we’ve made a commitment to our scheme.
One thing's for sure, Bowels says
45:47 ish Bates has a good plan in place to do what we want. Has the staff to do it. Have confidence to execute it.
So whoever we pick, we’ll be in a good spot but don’t flame if it’s Lamar Jackson because that would absolutely be great for us.
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List Christmas Letter 2018
Dearest Family & Friends,
I’m going to cut right to the chase. YES. I managed to hold down a job at the same place for more than a year. I’m still with Kijiji. Feel free to keep reading if you wish, but honestly that little nugget of information is by far the highlight of the letter. Like... by far.  
I’m not sure I agree with your decision to continue reading, but I will respect it. Here we go…
I should also note that some of you may not have received a letter last year. We decided to try something new to determine our mailing list. We took all of the names of our closest friends and family (all of you) and then we simply didn’t write a letter. In hindsight, the fact that you may not have received a letter probably has less to do with the mailing list and more to do with our lack of writing it. Hmmm. We may need to reflect on this more. On the plus side, the fact that you’re reading this, is an indication that a letter was in fact written for 2018. Further to being written, it must have also been shared with you in some way. Magical!
So what’s new with us? 2 years of awesomeness!!! That’s what!
We’re still happy and healthy. Physically that is. Mentally we’re a mess, but if you’re on this mailing list you know us well enough that this info won’t surprise you.
Lucy is still at TELUS. For another few days at least. She moved from the Koodo team in 2017 to become a superstar at TELUS. There she created a very successful design system and was flown to Vancouver these past couple of summers to be on a panel with brands like Google, Twitter  and Shopify to talk about their success. Speaking of Shopify, she’s starting to work there in January. She did such a great job creating TELUS’ design system, that Shopify asked her to help them with their new marketing design system. It’s a great opportunity, but in truth, she’s moving so that she’s working closer to me (literally 300m away). There is also the added perk of catered breakfasts AND lunches. Guess who’s visiting her at work twice a day, every day?? (it’s me).
She was also in Vancouver for a half marathon last summer. She amazes me. With almost no training she wasn’t far off her best time. Running a half marathon cold at 41 years old (note that awesome rhyme)… an interesting choice but she completed it, and after an afternoon nap she was as good as new. I joined her in Vancouver as well to celebrate our anniversary. We had a blast exploring Stanley Park, The Capilano Suspension Bridge, Grouse Mountain (yes, we did the Grind), and Whistler/Blackcomb. We really had a great time. Where were the kids you ask? All we know is that they weren’t with us and we’ll leave it at that.
For me, seeing Lucy run the half marathon last year,  inspired me to get into running this year. I decided that I wanted to run a fast 10k (under 40 minutes). I was excited to finish a MEC 10k in 39:17 and 2 weeks later I ran a 19:11 5k which was also a personal best. Sorry if these numbers mean nothing to you, but for runners, our numbers define us :) In 2019 I’ve set some bigger goals. I’ll be running 2 full marathons (one in Ottawa in May and the other in Toronto in October) and I’m going to try and finish one in less than 3 hours. It’s a lofty goal that I’ve been considering for literally 15 years. Age isn’t on my side, but wisdom and a healthy dose of enthusiasm is. Lucy thinks I’m obsessed. Guess there could be worse obsessions...
As mentioned, I’m still with Kijiji. If you use Kijiji and like some of the things that have happened over the past few years, it was probably me. If not, well, best not to talk about it. For those of you in the UK, I know a few of the Gumtree Product Managers so if you’re upset about anything please let me know. I’d love to give them a hard time. I also need to state that I’m just a little bit famous at eBay Classifieds. The CEO of eBay visited the Kijiji office and I gave him a demo of our new homepage. Well, one thing led to another and before I knew it an article was written, I was quoted as it being a career highlight on the eBay internal blog even though I wasn’t even interviewed, and a picture of me pointing at my screen turned into a bit of a phenomenon. Branded Jerememe, “Jeremy Pointing” is now my claim to fame.
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Our side gig (Me in a Nutshell) we launched 2 years ago is now fully on life support. We have seen slow and steady growth. The problem, is that it’s really, really slow. For those of you who can't remember what its was about from our christmas letter 2 years ago.. you're essentially looking at it. Our family page was built using the product. Me in a Nutshell (meinanutshell.com) is still kicking and we’re hopeful that at some point somebody famous will create a page to give us the kick start we need. Wishful thinking, but unfortunately at this point, wishful thinking is our best marketing plan ;)
I’m going to talk about kids now so feel free to skip to the end...
Sophie turned 6 this summer but she’s still super cute despite her old age. She dresses herself every day and, holy smoke, she’s creative. Some of her outfits are really quite amazing. Who knew you could have that many patterns & colours at the same time?
She was in gymnastics last year with Cadence, but both girls have decided to take a pause and focus on ice skating. They’re in lessons every Saturday and all the kids love it… well at least for now. Stay tuned.
She also learned to ride her bike this summer and is a superstar on 2 wheels. My job as a father is officially done now that all 3 kids can ride a bike. I may come back part time to help the kids with their running form, but at this point Lucy has been advised not to expect any significant help from me moving forward. Mic drop.
Cadence is still very much into drawing, painting, and anything crafty. Especially slime! Sigh. She’s addicted to making slime.  We have no shortage of slime supplies and little containers with slime scattered throughout the house. Green slime, blue slime, we have every slime you could possibly imagine. Seriously, if you need slime please call me. If you can get it out of the carpet/clothes/hair/teeth, it’s all yours.
My personal favourite “Cadence craft” has turned into a bit of a tradition. Every holiday she will lead the family to create window art. It started off as some quick sketches, then focused on Taylor Swift, but since halloween, the quality of the art has become quite impressive. Thanksgiving followed and we now have a wonderful xmas scene on our front window.
For those of you who caught that Taylor Swift reference above, yeah… she’s obsessed. Lucy took the girls to a concert this past summer and since then Taylor is practically a member of our family. Without her knowing of course... Which makes it a little creepy, but whatever. I’m not sure if it’s Taylor inspired, but Cadence has also taken to Black. She loves all colours, as long as it’s black. Every now and then you’ll see her wearing a colour accent, but for the most part, she’s black, on black, on black… on black (with pet hair covering 90% of her wardrobe).
Jayden is 12! Almost a teen :( He continues to do better in school but this year we’re back to a teacher that doesn’t have as much patience with him. He’s a great kid but fitting him into the school system is still a challenge. That said, he’s making great progress and we believe if we can get him through highschool without the system breaking him, he’ll be successful. He’s a super smart kid.
He’s also a curious fellow. He’s often found taking his Nerf guns apart to see how they work. Our Christmas project last year was to convert his battery powered guns from 6V to 8.4V. More power! Yay YouTube! This year he was a NERF superpower and feared by his friends [evil laugh]. He also builds some pretty impressive guns with lego. Normally I don’t like to talk about his interest in guns, but his lego creations are really quite amazing. With removable magazines, a safety switch, and chambering mechanism, it’s quite the piece of engineering.
He also got really good on his scooter. He wasn’t enjoying karate, so we decided to let him focus on his scooter. It was a good decision. He’s learned so much over the past 2 years. Seeing him is really quite impressive. He’s learned several tricks including a tail whip, 180, 360 and many more. He’s not into it as much anymore, but I loved that he found something so motivating. Now he’s focused on parkour. With this new focus, he’s getting more into running with dad and weights to help him jump around easier. He, and the girls, have also found a love for skating. Jayden, has found yet another medium to jump around and do tricks. He has great technique and has been progressing very well. Seeing all of the teachers drool over the potential to have a gifted MALE who’s interested in figure skating is really quite funny. I wouldn’t be surprised if all 3 kids continue on with skating as one of their sporty passions. They’re all having a wonderful time.
Most exciting with Jayden is that he continues to play the piano. He’s been focused on a few core songs this year and we’re excited to see his progress. We recently bought him a synthesizer and are excited to see him get his music into Garage Band and eventually upload his creations to SoundCloud. He’s composed his own music using other peoples sound clips, but now he has the ability to create music entirely by himself. He’s good. Like, really good. I can’t wait to start listening to his songs.
This year we celebrated Sophie’s 6th birthday in Barcelona. Our first family trip over an ocean. It was also a nice celebration of our 15 year wedding anniversary. We had a blast. Starting in Barcelona, we spent a few days enjoying the city and seeing the sights. From there we rented a Jag SUV and headed up the coast toward France. On our 7 day road trip we saw some amazing places and had a wonderful time. It’s truly a spectacular part of the world and we are already trying to figure out how to get back. I think Lucy plans to retire there with, or without me :(
We also have a new addition to the family! Arctica joined our family earlier this year in May and she’s been wonderful for us. Were not exactly sure how she got here… and one day we had a dog.  We had a weekend of panic thinking what have we done? but we are truly happy we kept her. The kids love her to death and Lucy & I find ourselves more active and excited to get out and walk. She’s really a sweetheart and SOOOOOOO fast. My goodness when she wants to run she can move. She’s also a very good guard dog. If you’ve visited our house… you know. Sorry, she’s just really protective. It’s the shepherd in her.
Our neighborhood is still fantastic. We’ve seen some great neighbours leave, but we’ve also had some amazing people join. We continue the annual Easter egg hunt on our lawn, Canada celebrations, birthday parties, post Santa Claus parade after party and a whole ton more of neighborhood gatherings. We love every minute with them. Each year we are so thankful to have found such a great community. Our neighbors are known to bring us goodies, watch our kids, shovel our driveway and generally just put up with us. We are so thankful to have these wonderful people surrounding us.
Life is still hectic and crazy for Lucy and I but we still manage to find some time to do the things we love to do. We hope you have a joyful start to 2019!
Wishing you health and happiness for 2019
xox
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There’s a brand new pop up bar that’s hitting Los Angeles, and it sounds pretty groovy, baby.
If you’re in the L.A. area in April AND happen to be a big fan of the Austin Powers movies, you’ll want to hop on over to the Electric Pussycat for a swingin’ good time.
Yes, the popular comedic franchise starring Mike Meyers is coming to life thanks to this pop up bar that invades Glendale starting April 14.
According to LA Eater, the Electric Pussycat will transport you to the 1960s thanks to quote “a mod cocktail bar with neon lighting, swinging clear plastic lounge chairs, hanging beads, and disco-style light-up flooring.” You’ll also find an Austin Powers impersonator, Fembots roaming around aimlessly, and you’ll get to sip on cocktails like the Phat Bastard.
*host does 60s style dance moves* Ok, sorry just had to get that out of my system
Yes, from restaurants to boutiques to spas, and everything in between, it seems can’t get enough of pop ups these days.
However, bars seem to be one of the most popular iterations of this particular trend, and when you throw in a dose of nostalgia, it’s the perfect recipe for an Instagram trap.
At least a bar provides a little more entertainment than, I don’t know, the Museum of Ice Cream? No shade though!
Anywayssss, in addition to the Austin Powers-themed Electric Pussycat, there are quite a few other pop culture bars, that we’re gonna school you on right now! In fact, some of these pop ups became so popular they didn’t just pop. They stayed put!
First, we have Beetle House, which celebrates all things Tim Burton. It started off in New York City, but made its way to LA in May 2017. The menu features cocktails like This Is Halloween, The Beetle’s Juice, and Alice’s Cup of Tea. As for food, you could order Edward Burger Hands, Goth Ravioli, or Chesire Mac and Cheese.
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While it was meant to be temporary, as of right now, it’s still around and you can make reservations if you feel like a creepy evening celebrating the masterful movie maker. But you might wanna Google it before you head out, just saying.
On a similar note, if you’re a hardcore Alice in Wonderland fan in the southern California area, you can head over to The Rabbit Hole in Canoga Park, which isn’t technically a pop up since it’s just a regular bar, but it’s just as whimsical.
Next up, we’re heading to a galaxy far, far away.
Ok, it’s not that far, but it is a Star Wars-themed bar.
The Scum & Villainy Cantina made its way to Hollywood in 2016, but again — sensing a theme here — it was so popular it became permanent in 2017.
In fact, it’s not JUST for Star Wars-lovers since their Instagram page describes them as “Your friendly neighborhood geek bar.” They also host lots of events with Kevin Smith, aka like KING of the geeks, so you might want to make your way over there if you’re a hardcore Star Wars lover.
Moving on… If you haven’t guessed it, our next pop up bar is all about Will Ferrell. Stay Classy — based on the famous “Stay Classy, San Diego” Anchorman quote — was a popular bar that tore through Los Angeles at the end of 2016. Though the pop up was only around for about 10 days, people threw on their best Will Ferrell-themed costumes — shout out to Elf — and partied like Ron Burgundy.
It started off in New York, but travels around the country, so there’s a chance you can experience this for yourself.
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Moving on, we have the Saved By the Bell pop up that gives people the chance to step inside their favorite 90’s TV show.
Appropriately titled, “Saved By the Max,” the restaurant is basically an exact replica of the Max diner from Saved By the Bell. There’s also a separate room that resembles Mr. Belding’s office. The pop up started off in Chicago, but is set to invade LA on May 1.
You can get dinner or brunch at the Max, or even enjoy a cocktail — like the “I’m So Excited” drink, which features vodka, red bull, and rose.
Uhhhh, yeah you’ll be pretty excited after drinking that, I’ll say.
I’m kind of sad that these are pop ups are so fleeting, but hey, there always seems to be a new one — popping up.
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