Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;)
My feminist bf: I Would Free You
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I love your pierced nipples they look so yummy
they taste like house keys
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coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human
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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay
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tw(?) Its food, trust me🍴
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happy early slaymas everybody
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