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literally playing somerville in 15 min increments before my laptop melts, we’re fighting for our lives out here

#somerville #feel like shit just wanna play this game #which would be cool as hell if like the sound didn't cut out lmao #every new puzzle i encounter i don't think 'how can i solve this puzzle hm' i just think oh the game must be broken again #we on struggle street gang

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#hi i only use this blog to boast abt my tboi daily score i guess lol #if I can't have new horizons......tboi's always there for me #how's everyone's respective quarantines/lockdowns goin #tboi #terrarara speaks

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hey so I’ve made a game review blog because I keep buying and downloading really cute looking games off itch.io but then I never play them, and I thought some kind of record like this would be incentivising

so the first game I’m “””reviewing”””: Cheeky Chooks (it’s also on steam if you like achievements) 

this is a game where your long-term goal is to architect a farm that will make chickens happy. Ignore the currency and metrics; they are simply a means to an end, and the end is poultry paradise. 

below is my farm, with it’s carefully segregated districts (I have taught the chickens about classism) with the gated chicken community in the center.  

it’s kind of an idle game - I found it wasn’t so bad most of the time, because I could mess around with farm layout for ages while money accrued, but eventually I’d hit a wall where I’d have to wait for big upgrades. 

Steam says it took me 4 hours to 100% but I am also a ruthlessly efficient chicken manager and every one of those hours was joy. (except the ones where the game was running in the background. I can’t help the chickens until they help me)

but anyway it’s adorable and costs zero money and you can get a chicken covered in louis vuitton print

#i love cheeky chooks!!! #i also love the gated chicken community lmfao #it's a free game on steam! #go play it!! #ty kii <3

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Staying Productive

#lmfao #skyrim

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tag yourself: lifesims and games that involve the mining and the crafting edition

#this meme was made for me lol

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shout out to me who within the first 45mins of the tboi daily made 1ST!!!!

#aaaand then a sec later i was busted down to 3rd #probably 6th by now #BUT LOOK AT THAT SHIT!!!!! #for a whole second i was Top Dog #the sweet life #tboi #terrarara speaks

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#lmfao

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#incredible

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skyrim guard: now you best not go looking for old man fucks murder cavern

quest added: look for old man fucks murder cavern

#lmao #skyrim

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Concept: the secret boss of a video game is the merchant you’ve traded with this whole time, and their combat capabilities are based entirely on what you sold them. 

For example, did you sell them Necromancy skill books? Well shit they can summon a skeleton army.

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#tboi #it's no 154 i know but #let me have this i've had a real shit weekend #terrarara speaks

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the more time passes the more tempted i am to grow up and pull a stardew valley. move to a tiny secluded town. plant flowers and fruit and trees. have bees. woo 60% of the village. befriend sewer monsters. fight capitalism by being happy. just be content and creative and queer. 

#hard same #stardew valley

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This is so great

#we'll see #skyrim

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#gta #this is true friendship

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reviving this blog just so i can boast my rank in the isaac daily today

#check that shit OUT #tboi afterbirth #u know it's legit cos it's only like another 2 hours before the day rolls over #still at 99% tho haha

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call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

#oh same

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i was not prepared for this

#there he goes #ascend..