lifeisachaoticbitch

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

When you research the signs of a toxic relationship for a project and realise that it's you and your parent's relationship in bullet points.

#send help #parents #toxic parents

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

They say that when life gives you lemons ,you should make lemonade. Well life never gave me any lemons , so what now?

#i need answers #lemonade #life quotes

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

The life cycle of a human through a single word

As kids : why?

As teenagers : why not?

As adults : why me?

#am i wrong tho #why not #why #why me #predictable

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

My uncle:What are the kids saying?

Me:No to drugs.

Me:proceeds to walk away.

#No to drugs

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

Jess Mariano and Jason Todd.

Both wear leather jackets , have daddy issues and are literature nerds.

#am i wrong tho #red hood and the outlaws #gilmore girls #practically the same person

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

When you discover that there is a classwide betting pool on you being a vampire

#wtf #why just why #their not even being mean their genuinely serious #i need new friends

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

Sometimes I wish my life was a story because then I might get a happy ending.

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

You know I decided to watch the marvel movies cause the fanfiction was quite good and then I found out that Tony Stark died.Like , how did nobody mention this?

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

#ice cream #polls

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

Just consider it for a moment.Foxface from Hunger Games and Lila Rossi from MLB.

#hunger games #miraculous ladybug #they are both sly #am i wrong tho

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

#polls #srsly tho #what do you think? #i am curious

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

My parents took away my books , and I cannot deal.Half of my identity is missing.Without books I'm just sarcasm.Help me.

#send help #what do i do #why just why #my books #i already miss them

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

I have discovered the secret of life : I don't have to be okay , I just to make it look like I'm okay.

#i'm not okay #fake it till you make it #secret of life #took me a while

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

I can finally make polls!!!😍💖🎉And since nobody answered my ask here it is folks.

#i finally have polls #bughead #i need answers

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

Whenever someone asks me something I don't wanna answer I just point at them , yell "Exactly" and then I run away.

#works every time #they just stand there all confused

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

Everybody is arguing about whether it's ethical to ship the batfamily members together and I just have one thing to say.The Cullen Family.They are technically siblings and yet none of us judge THEM for being together.

#twilight #batman #sibling incest

[lifeisachaoticbitch]

Hecate Hardbroom and Severus Snape are so fucking similar.I mean look at them :

Pale akin , greasy hair , hooked noise.And they both teach potions class.

#severus snape #hecate hardbroom #harry potter #the worst witch #am i wrong tho