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It’s hot as hekc in Canada rn
We getting over 80 feirinhirght or what ever it’s getting up to 90 and our air conditioner broke
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Weird things I do on the internet
One; look at porno books to find weird quotes
Ex; You came with out cumming!!!
(Crying) My dick is melting!!!
Two; Look for random stuff to buy and never buy shit
Ex; I want to buy a ukulele and wigs but I don’t
Three; look for crazy porn stuff
Ex; Kratt brothers (wild kratts) , blues clues, lamps???
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What the fuck is America talking about
Canadian geese are scary as fuck , they will chase you down your sidewalk , they are everywhere you walk Down the side walk and geese are there you walk ONTO the road to avoid them , while eagles just sit there and look pretty
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Midnight Madness
I just was in my fridge it’s 12:03 am rn and I’m so tired I thought pickles and mayo would be good bc , we eat in egg salad so it must be good eh
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A quick doodle that I’m not done of all my characters ( yes I enjoy cyclops ) btw that short one is a boy not a girl and that dog thing is my own creature ( long tailed ottmur lemur otter )
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Wtf are y’all saying
Digimon is nothing like Pokémon , sure you befriend monsters and they evolve but that’s literally it , the monsters look so much different there’s like 3 that look simalar but have such different evolutions plus the way the evolve is different too , one involves evolving in danger the other one is , kill for skill and rock do dis or time do dis or Love??? Do dis , have you ever seen a Pokémon trainer be teleported into a digital world where you don’t know a thing these pink looking blobs walk up to you and speak HEY IM KOROMON I’m your new best friend , while Pokémon is , I’m your new master , obey me , I will feed you poke puffs like once a year and you will love me like wtf is that , the one is mutual other is stalk Holmes syndrome that’s why digimon is better , you make mutual friend ship instead of slaves to Heys .
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Tea time
If you make tea and it tastes like ass
Add sugar
Still tastes like ass
Cream time
If it still tastes like ass
THROW IT IN THE HARBOUR
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The tiny text is a story about this photo ,
Quote “Ok ok ok so the pic Victor drank almost all of the alcohol in Yuris house , except the beer , while only yuri in victor were at the hot springs , victor was so wasted he found a patch of ice in the back yard stripped , and started to ‘ figure skate ‘ and sang in Russian ( actually in Russian ) I love vodka almost as much as I love you yuri . Yakov looses hair some how , yuri screams knowing gay shits going down , all the way in Russia , yuri is gasping and recording , for black mail . “ and I drew this at like 2 am and it was when like the last episode of season one came out and I was hyped as heck for the next season and since I was more pure back then I thought this was sooo smutty but I’ve seen worse Ignore the food in the back , it’s pork bones and noodles , at least just the bowl they were in And the censor bar at the bottom at his legs says no yuri only , and the sweater raisin covers are OH WOO
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We all need that
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What we really need.
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I just waited since 9:50 pm to 10:10 for my kettle to boil and it wasn’t on and I was so confused I checked if it was plugged in and it was properly set up and I saw it wasn’t on
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My cat is dumb she just fell in while licking the sink
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I tried to make some tea then I ended up while cutting the bag open I felt a hard to snip part So I cut through it and saw that I had cut the string and it was the worst thing all day
Update ; the bag exploded
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