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You have drunkenly been discussing the Dark Lord with other tavern patrons, insulting him to no end. When someone storms up demanding you stop as he is one of the Dark Lords students. Strange thing is you don’t remember teaching this kid.

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Uhhhhh-

I’m terrified, why they built the same tho-

#doctor strange #doctor strange multiverse of madness #trailer #cpr #cpr dummy #terrifying #please someone tell me why they're built the same it's so scary send help- #oof

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S2:E1 spoilers under the cut bc I wanna talk abt it

bruh I- so good, want more, time to yell about it-

I wasn’t expecting Sparrow’s kid to be the one called Normal, but honestly I’m not surprised lol

Hehe ninja rocks, and I really hope that we get to see the mf who gave Taylor (iconic name, quality content) the 4 seconds of fame thing again

but also Taylor Swift! Can’t wait for him to meet his father, bc we all know That’s gonna be fun- (v excited for more little nicky (??) content tho)

new theme song???? hooooooooly shit I fuckin love it, it’s a wholeass bop and rlly good, like, I’m glad that’s it, it goes so fuckin hard

haha cue dream speedrunning music (lol, mr beast moment, but also the contest sounded kinda cool and I wanna know more about it (hopefully we’ll get more content surrounding it????)

hearing Beth May be a Moody Teen™ is quality shit, but I also liked when Scary was fascinated by the elevators, I was kinda like ‘aw :)’

ON THAT NOTE, ELEVATORS comedy, loving car box on stairs

waiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwait also Anthony absolutely popping off, how could I forget???? I was like ‘oop- bestie, why so angery-’ lol

okay that’s it, rant over, it was very good

#dungeons and daddies #season 2 #season 2 spoilers #episode 1 spoilers #i can't wait for this show to kill me more #it's gonna be so fun ;-; #we're all gonna have such a wonderful time and there's gonna be no tears obviously ;-;

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omg grant has a husband-

omg his name is MARCO!!!!!!!!!!!

#dungeons and daddies #literally omg they're so cute #omgggg #hehehehehe #gay

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oh my goddddd the music, the theme, the INTRO-

I’m crying I’ve missed this shit so much it’s so gooooooood ;-;

#dungeons and daddies #season 2 #cryingggggg #i can't fuckin wait omggg

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Y/N:I can confess something?

Bruno:Sure!

Y/N:Your smile is the prettiest smile I have ever seen.

Bruno:I can confess something too?

Y/N:Sure:)!

Bruno:This smile only exists when I’m with you..

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I just adore every single one of the Madrigals! And Isabela's new dress is *chef's kiss*

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Bruno wants kids. Always has. He watched the younger kids run around in the town, making sure they didn't hurt themselves. He saw it happen before it did. Not because of his gift, just common sense. Running around in the rocky paths, going up the steep hills, climbing the trees. And he helped be careful, or he took them to Julieta when they got hurt. When he carried a sniffling child and told them it would be ok and they calmed down and, for once, someone understood he didn't want to do wrong, he wanted kids.

Bruno wants kids. But he's not married. No one wants to marry him. Pepa and Julieta have been married for a while, them and their husbands try to help, but there are some things you can't fix. You can't fix people. You can't fix a personality. You can't fix a gift. He appreciated them trying, he did. But if no one wanted to be with him, there wasn't much he could do about it.

Bruno wants kids, but kids don't want him. He tries to talk to them, interact, try and be nice, but they all run away from "creepy Bruno". Their parents have told them he's a jinx, or a bad person, or whatever they've come up with in their heads. If he can't even get a few 5 year olds to talk to him, how is he gonna deal with his own kid?

Bruno wants kids, and his sisters have them first. Two girls, a few months apart, named Isabela and Dolores. Bruno was the last person allowed to hold the girls every time, but he didn't care. They were perfect. He was allowed to babysit Isabela with Agustín while Julieta slept. Pepa wouldn't let him near Dolores, which was fine. After a while, Abuela didn't let him near Isabela either. Which was fine. Because Luisa was born a little while after, and he could spend as much time with her as he wanted. He couldn't wait to have kids of his own.

Bruno wants kids, and kids want prophecies. His neices decided they did, anyway. He was nervous, because why wouldn't he be, but he accepted. Three prophecies, that's all. Luisa was first, and he saw that she would get a new dress. She was happy. Next was Isa. She would get the life she wanted and her powers would grow stronger. She was happy. Then was Dolores. The man she loved would be betrothed to someone else. She wasn't happy. She wasn't mad either. She didn't really understand, which was fine. As long as she wasn't mad.

Bruno doesn't want kids. By the time Mirabel and Camilo are born, he's given up on it. Pepa grants him the honor of holding Camilo this time, which he takes gratefully. Abuela isn't at home when Mirabel is born, so he's the third person to hold her, after her parents. She's a little small, he thinks. But she's perfect. They both were. He babysat them together sometimes. They loved each other, and said they were twins. They might as well have been. Bruno watched how close they were, how happy they were that he was there, and he cried.

Bruno doesn't want kids. He'll never have any. Not if Abuela would treat them like this. You can't meet people in the walls, anyways. If his kid ended up without a gift and they got the same treatment as Mirabel? He wouldn't stand it. He couldn't. He can't stand it as it is. Every time Mirabel is upset he has to cover his ears and try so hard not to listen. He's a coward. He can't believe himself.

Bruno doesn't want kids. But he keeps a little hope, once Antonio is born. Both Félix and Pepa are 45. So is he. It's not too late, then. He can't hold him, he knows that, but he sneaks into the nursery at night sometimes. Just to look. To introduce him to the rats, and to his Tío Bruno, that he will only meet under the cover of the night when everyone is asleep.

Bruno doesn't want kids. He's a bit busy nowadays, what, with the family, and the house, and he's doing prophecies again. He doesn't have time. There are enough kids in the house. Isabela and Dolores are old enough to marry and have kids of their own, he can't have kids now. But when he watches Antonio talk to the rats, enthusiastic and listening to whatever they say, he can't help but feel a pain in his chest.

Bruno doesn't want kids. But he likes them. He plays soccer with the kids in town. He gives them prophecies. He talks to them, tells them stories, helps them out sometimes. One little girl asked for him to braid her hair, so he did. Before she ran off to play, she said "thank you, Tío Bruno!" and Bruno froze. Other kids started calling him that as well. Adults started after a while. He's not "creepy Bruno" or "the one we don't talk about". He is Tío Bruno.

Bruno doesn't want kids. He already has them.

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bruno madrigal headcanons

when bruno got his gift when he was 5 (at the same time as pepa and julieta), he saw so many different visions at once he almost collapsed.

alma didn’t notice because pepa had a thunder cloud over her head and it was raining, and julieta had no idea at the time what her gift was and thought she hadn’t received one.

it took a while for bruno to work out the kinks of his gift and to stop all the visions of the future happening at the same time.

it didn’t stop the visions from surprising him out of nowhere though, leaving a killer headache in their wake.

at first, all the townspeople of encanto were intrigued by bruno’s gift and they all wanted to know what their future’s were like. since alma had explained that they needed to use their gifts to help the encanto, bruno was more than happy to help.

he just wanted to make his mami proud of him

out of the three madrigal triplets, bruno was the one who seeked alma’s approval the most, especially the older he got and the more shunned he became.

when he tried to cheer pepa up on her wedding day and instead made things a thousand times worse, alma sent him away and when he got back to casita, that was when he discovered the hole in the wall.

when dolores was given her gift and she locked herself away in her room to drown out all the new sounds, bruno brought her a pair of earmuffs he used to help with his own sensory deprivation. she uses them all the time and never replaced them.

at first, the stairs to his vision cave/room weren’t steep at all, but the older he got and the more anxious he became, the steeper the steps became in an attempt to allow him time to calm down.

no matter how much he was struggling, he never let anyone see him cry.

drop me an ask for more stuff about the new loml! 

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delivery for somebody sad ☀️ (youtube)

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Ohhhhhh my god the trailer

Firstly, old Ron- (imagine no one recognizing him, ridiculous-)

Secondly, the Department for the Acquisition, Destruction, Deployment, and Investigation of Extra-normal Stuff???? I just- iconic

Thirdly, Lark?????? Not sounding like Lark????????? Excuse me what is this???????????

"I mean I c- I guess I care about the other sons too, uh-"

What is the obsidian door and I wanna know what code purple is ahu ;-;

(But also it's so refreshing to hear Anthony as DM again, and Freddie at the end of the episode)

And thank you Beth May for the outro ending

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #im literally so excited thoooooo #god damn #i dont wanna wait for the 25th- #oof

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Instead of Bucky and Sam being horrified by Rogers the Musical, I’d like to suggest that they actually co wrote it

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The fact that Clint just brings people home and introduces them to his family and Laura's all "hi, I'm Laura and here's your room" is my favorite thing about the Barton family.

Laura immediately hugging Kate because she's important to Clint so she's important to Laura so she's part of the family now just made my heart melt.

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The best part of the Hawkeye series was that Jack wasn’t the bad guy like everyone thought, he was just a nerd that really liked his swords

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I love how we all thought Marvel was running with the evil stepdad trope for Jack while im reality, he was just really clueless about his fiancé's business and a nerd for swords

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Creased at the fact that Matt Murdock is probs gonna come home from lawyering for spiderman to find out that 22 year old Kate Bishop on her first ever superhero outing nearly killed Fisk,,,,,,, and then Maya did! Like poor Matt that was his whole life's work and two barely adults finnished the job in one evening and went for christmas cocktails after. This is what can be achieved without angst

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Ok so I haven't talked about Hawkeye or the recent Disney+ shows because uhhh reasons but I would like to point out that Clint's kids said they LEFT the Rogers musical HALFWAY THROUGH which means the "I can do this all day" musical number with the Avengers was likely the end of act 1 or 2 of a 3/4 act play. KNOWING THIS and knowing this musical is about Steve's entire life, what the fuck do you think they were singing about when they got to the Civil War mess.