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Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

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Are we seeing this article, fam? What an interesting moment for Anthony to remind us all that Daniel is definitely, absolutely, 100% not going to be in Captain America: Brave New World. ... Right?

#captain america 4 #anthony mackie #daniel brühl #captain america brave new world #sam wilson #baron zemo #i'm still holding out hope

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The Kate Middleton mysteries, as channelled by Emery Robin (from here):

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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

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i love the sneaky crime wolf

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The Hunter and Archer together are probably the most dramatic Skeksis/UrRu duo

And beating out the Heretic and the Wanderer is no easy feat. Those two literally planned, rehearsed, and performed a dramatic puppet show

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Oh, the Baron and the Sire are already getting it on in their little New Jersey rambler.

Excuse me but what shipname do they have lol?

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underrated line that makes me smile so much

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Tiamut in eternals be like:

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The disclaimer line at the bottom had me screaming. 💀

So I found this when researching my most recent chapter of Flawed Perfection (on a03). It's a menu from the Brass Monkey in Madripoor. The drink Sam choked down was named after Smiling Tiger who Sam was pretending to be... Interesting...

Makes me feel that they must have known he was a fake all along.

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Cuddles cuddles 💕

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WHAT IF ... Baron Zemo became ✨️Captain Sokovia✨️?

I'll see myself out.

#but i kinda want it #baron zemo #helmut zemo #marvel what if #daniel brühl

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Great Scott, it's brilliant.

I swear someone needs to make a film plot where famous detectives all go on vacation to the same place and there’s a murder. Because all the detectives would HATE each other

Poirot and Sherlock are constantly fighting

Nero Wolfe refuses to leave his hotel room and is just bitching about everyone to Archie

asene lupine isn’t even trying to solve the mystery he’s just pissing off sherlock. watson wants to go home

Hastings and Archie are trading stories about there respective employer/friend

sherlock solves it first but Miss Marple actually did she just didn’t say anything because “these young whipper snappers need to work it out themselves”

the whimseys and the Branford’s didn’t even show up because Tuppence and Harriet were trying on hats while Tommy and Peter just kinda sat there

Poirot was busy matchmaking and Sherlock was like ugh that’s disgusting 😒

foyle was the detective they called. He took one look at this shit show and said Sam take me home.

bertie Wooster was a guest too and he was set to marry the murdered ladies daughter but Jeeves tipped off Poirot that the girl was in love with the gardener

jeeves and miss Marple get along wonderfully

no one’s really sure why those two gardening ladies are so nosey.

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Steven, he…doesn’t actually have a mouth.