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im a creep im a bimbo or whatever radiohead said

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PLEASE

Jace: screw you, Lewis! 🤬

Also Jace: I squeezed the juice of a few pounds of raw meat in the kitchen in case you were hungry ☺️🥰

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YES. Y E S. but also I cant help hating sebastian because

1- max. MAX

2- he also said that being gay was wrong (referring to alec)

i do realize that it technically wasnt his fault but i still find those 2 things too hard to overlook

I was thinking about TSC and then realised that I don't think about the Circle's generation. And then I realised how f*cked up they are. Like Celine and Stephen's age difference. How Valentine forced them to get married. He forced a Herondale to leave the love of his life to marry and have kids with a girl he never even looked at twice. A HERONDALE. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THAT DID TO STEPHEN. The way they killed that werewolf in tftsa. The way they attacked those werewolves in tbc.

As I dove deeper, for the first time, I actually came to terms with how ridiculously f*cked up Valentine is. He did experiments on his own, unborn child. For all we know, since demon blood is painful for shadowhunters, Sebastian could've been in pain ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THERE WAS LITERAL DEMON BLOOD IN HIS BLOODSTREAM. He manipulated Jace and mucked him up. We all know that Jace is messed up. Like, really think about it. Valentine broke his fingers and iratzed them back every time he got a note wrong on the piano. HE WAS A CHILD. A FUCKING CHILD. Don't even mention the falcon story.

He also cut a baby open from a dead body, literally burned his in-laws, and old friend and said friend's baby son in a fire, trapped his own parabatai with werewolves and turned him, literally killed almost all the Silent brothers and turned his own son into a psychopathic, incestuous monster. Do NOT tell me that Sebastian being like that wasn't Valentine's fault. It's pretty much a Luke Castellan situation where the person did unforgivable things but it was really because of their shitty excuse of a father. This was a rant because I just fucking hate Valentine.

Really feel free to add whatever else.

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i lost my sense of self have you guys seen it around anywhere

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Maia: hi

Lily:

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It must run in the family.

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Alec when Magnus was healing him for the first time:

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mother come pick me up im scared

kaz cant touch jesper so instead he kisses, licks and sucks on jesper's revolvers while holding eye contact and moaning softly to communicate his feelings and desires

#mother being inej

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yeah i’m shy but i’m not “☺️ 🥺” shy i’m “😐🧍” shy

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life hack: die

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Excuse Me Kind Sir/Ma'am/Esteemed Gender Neutral Person, Do You Have A Second To Talk About Our Lord And Savior Raphael Santiago?

#the shadowhunter chronicles #the infernal devices #the mortal instruments #the dark artifices #the eldest curses #the last hours #raphael santiago #magnus bane #stephen herondale #vampire

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The Herondale Thought Process™️

#herondale #james herondale #will herondale #william herondale #jace herondale #edmund herondale #stephen herondale #tessa gray #the shadowhunter chronicles #the infernal devices #the mortal instruments #the last hours #the dark artifices #clary fray #lucie herondale #magnus bane #isabelle lightwood #alec lightwood

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Yeah this guy right here is a heartrender — member of the toughest grisha order, capable of killing anyone in the worst ways imaginable.

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RIP to Alina but if Ben Barnes had me kissing like that and for Baghra, this horrible embodiment of a soviet ballet teacher, to show up and tell me he is evil I would not have budged.

Baghra girl...??? AND????

You think im a dumbass? The mans name is DARKling?? He has literally covered everything in black and flat out refuses to ride any horse which is not pitch black?? I know is not just the aesthetic bestie. Now if you would be so kind, I haven’t gotten laid in ages and my ass looks bomb in this kefta so please leave me alone and let me go back to getting railed by the hot general who undoubtedly will ask me to rule the world with him in a day or two. Thank you very much. Bye.

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honored

bisexuals with undiagnosed adhd i would die for u

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ILOVETHIS

Headcanon that Kaz learns how to braid Inej’s hair. It’s a way for him to show physical affection to her without touching her skin, and her hair always feel like silk running over his fingers. Inej even wears a blanket over her shoulders so he doesn’t accidentally touch her

But then in his own typical Kaz way, he starts looking at hairstyles like he looks at locks or sleight of hand tricks. He walks along West Stave and sees a lady with a particularly fancy up-do and thinks “I could do that”. He makes Inej sit for hours until he can get all the loops and braids and pins just right. One of the Dregs sees a bunch of hairpins scattered on Kaz’s desk and thinks he’s using them as lockpicks but he’s actually become the most skilled hairdresser (for one person) in Ketterdam

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im not sobbing i just got some parem on my eye

Friendly Reminder that Jesper will probably outlive Wylan by many years, if he uses his abilities, and will have to mourn the deaths of his friends, other than Nina :)