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So we go Wendi-no’s!

Yep, y’all heard it here we gots them wendigos...

Unsend-igo!

They’re chilling in the theater tbh. And I don’t much appreciate this. It’s become very dangerous here. We are trying to survive, rn there’s only one, it chases the werewolf of the town. Jeff, he was recently killed by said notfriend-igo. He had also escaped his captive prison a few days before this happened. We stumbled upon where he was kept and there are tracks of both wendigo and werewolf.

Stay tuned for more updates.

#wendigo #werewolf

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We got another ghost in the theatre

There’s a large humming noise backstage that no one has really heard before. Other techs would call it wailing. The door from where the noise is coming from is wild. If you put your hand on it, it feels like another precense is on the other side. It places their hands on yours and pushes gently, you could definitely feel weight against it...

#theatre #ghost

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When the actors think dress rehearsals are for them and they complain about all the holds.

Wardrobe crew:

#theatre #wardrobe #wardrobe crew #whyyyyy #why are you like this #actors #are #fragile

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That moment when you’re at first dress and you don’t feel so good:

#theatre #tech #wardrobe #rip me #whyyyyy

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I want this sign in our backstage area

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“Actor: Tech week would be so much better if we had a drinking game: Every time they call ‘hold,’ take a shot. We would be hammered before we even got to our scene.”

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stage crew things #19

nothing, and i mean nothing, makes everyone feel more like a team than singing show songs or re-enacting scenes at post-show dinners and having people in the restaurant stare at you like you have thirty seven heads but you don’t care because you’re with your family

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Theatrical Dating Issues #24601

Me: I’ll be there in a half hour, I just have to shower all the sawdust off of me.

Date: Why are you covered in sawdust?

Me: I’m the ATD. I was working today…

Date:  I don’t understand what you do…

Me: Everything.

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I laid down while showering today. If that doesn’t accurately portray tech week, then I don’t know what does.

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In decades past, stage crews were made up of out of work sailors. Today, modern stage crews pay tribute to the sailors by cursing like them.

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“If you do a job shitty enough you can anger someone else into doing it for you”

— Our Technical Director

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date a boy who does technical theater

#me

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Starting off tech like

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When I realize that I have no life and friends outside of theatre

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““My god, it’s like herding cats!””

— -ASM talking about the actors during tech

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Hahaha😂😁

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“On a scale from 1 to Halmet, how bad did that dress rehearsal go?”