cardan is the type of guy to ask you out as a joke in middle school, then laugh in your face about it with his friends. then, years later, you find out he actually liked you and was trying to see how you felt about him
wait no this is basically the plot of the series
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"Don't make this into anything it's not" says the formerly evil guy, locking the good guy up so he can go and draw the bad guys away from their hiding spot, "that would be so embarassing," (kisses him on the mouth), "for you, I mean, don't misunderstand this or anything haha" hides him in the most secure place he can find & fucking leaves to protect him
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mia definitely thinks harry fakes the things he likes. there’s no possible way he could like them!
for example, when they go out to a new local coffee shop and mia orders a fun latte and harry just gets a regular black coffee. she narrows her eyes at him all suspiciously and she’s like, “we came here for the first time and that’s what you get?”
harry looks up from his phone, startled. "what do you mean?"
"it's just a black coffee."
"well it's also iced."
"you only ever get that."
he glances at her drink. "i guess i just don't have a taste like yours." he slides his coffee over. "try it."
mia does, taking a very cautious sip, and then dramatically coughs and takes several large sips of hers. harry only smiles and shakes his head. he brings the straw back to his lips.
"whatcha reading?" she asks.
harry smiles some more because, well, "BBC news."
she makes a face. "how boring."
"well, i'm reading the economics portion. i'll be sure to hand my phone over once i get to the comics."
mia grumbles, "very funny. but you honestly mean to say you like reading that stuff?"
"i do work in business, baby."
oh no.
not the random pet name.
that means she's saying bone-headed things and endearing him. he even turns his phone over and looks her with those crinkled, beautiful green eyes.
"yeah," mia says, avoiding his eyes or else she'll stumble. "but, like, you don't ever want to read about unimportant things?"
"of course i do. and those aren't necessary boring. depends on interest, no?"
"and you're genuinely interested in things like...like the stock market and investments and microeconomics."
"genuinely," he confirms.
"i failed my economics class in college."
"i know, baby, i was there to witness it."
"whatever." she sips her drink. "all i'm saying is that you're not beating the boring 40 year old white man working in business allegations."
"mia, do you really think i'm boring?"
his eyes are sparkling in the light and she knows that he knows the answer to that.
"whatever," she says again.
and then the server comes by with their food.
mia looks at her two layered pancakes and harry's conservative avocado toast with scrambled eggs on the side.
harry raises his eyebrows at her. "don't."
"i want you to look me in the eyes and tell you that you actually, wholly, totally enjoy--"
harry reaches over and grabs her face, stopping her words. her stormy grey eyes are all annoyed. he's smiling again. "i actually, wholly, and totally enjoy my boring, repetitive meals." he lets her face go. "now eat please."
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do hindus really drink cow urine or is that a rumor?
Yeah, I take it in my morning coffee every day.
NO WE DON'T.
Where are you reading that we all drink this daily? The only people I've heard of drink it are really old/ayurveda-obsessed people.
I am so so tired
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Shovel Talk
Xornoth: "You are going to marry my brother."
Jimmy: "Yes?"
Xornoth: *sits down next to him*
Xornoth: "I have a demon in my head, did you know that?"
Jimmy: ...
Jimmy, very high-pitched: "What"
Xornoth, casually: "Yeah, I was supposed to be the champion of an evil stag god and bring about the end of the world. I decided that I would not do that and protect my baby brother instead."
Jimmy: "Oh thats-thats good."
Xornoth: "I would burn the world to protect him."
Xornoth: :)
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