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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#imagine if this did work

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my man doesn't know how to open a ketchup bottle properly

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I am a simple woman, and all I want is the resurrection of Albert Wesker. That means I could enjoy his reunion with post-RE8 Chris. I spent ridiculous amount of time thinking about this.

and even did the sketch of such heartwarming scene

of course then my hand slipped and I turned it into a meme

(and you can not prove that I planned this meme from the start ☺️☺️☺️)

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Peepaw 👍👍

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Save me... save me old Wesker with long hair from re8...

Read more about him here

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Sudden theory about re9!

This time I didn't expect to write this theory, because I saw this thing unexpectedly. And I'm still in a stupor.

Another theory about Wesker, but this time with a screenshot I haven't seen anywhere else... (wow wtf??)

Spread this photo around so more people know about it.

I found this image when I was replaying re8. There's a red line leading from him to Chris.

Initially I always thought it was Karl Heisenberg but then I got to thinking… why would he want his own pictures on his own information board? And they have completely different facial features.

I used free camera to examine this photo and was horrified to find that it was an exact replica of Wesker, only older and with long hair. I also noticed that his glasses are on a string or something. If you doubt that this is Wesker's face, just look closely at the shape of the nose, the distance between the nose and mouth, and then look at the shape of the face and chin. They're identical.

So, what are my conclusions? Let's run a logical chain to make it easier for us: Karl collected information on all the people who were in any way connected to Miranda. Chris is connected to her because he's been investigating a case involving Mold and Miranda since as early as 2017. And Wesker is connected because he worked for The Connections in the HCF division. It was The Connections that developed Eveline, and Miranda worked for them. It's unlikely that Wesker has anything directly to do with that. He's also connected to Chris, which is why their photos are connected by a red line.

Now let's discuss his face. This is obviously an aged version of Wesker's new appearance from re4r. In 2021, at the time of the re8 storyline, he is 61 years old. The photo is probably recent, judging by Chris' photo. Wesker has long hair here, which is interesting. Of the boring stuff, the glasses are a different shape. There are official hints in the Umbrella Corps game that Wesker is alive, it says so almost directly there. Read my theories if you're interested. Here. And here.

Given all the hints that Wesker is alive, can this photo be considered official confirmation? We'll see.

I really haven't seen anyone else write about it.

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So I saw the re9 Wesker theory featuring this gif

And I could not help myself. I am in love with Peepaw Wesker.

I need to see him old and tired.

#re9 wesker theory #albert wesker #peepaw wesker #old man wesker #i love him #i need to see him old and grumpy and TIRED #resident evil #resident evil theories #sketch #digital sketch #digital art #mans owns a motorcycle for SURE

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penis parker was bitten on the dick by a radioactive spider and fights crime as her alter ego: spider-cock

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Not enough jobs are willing to do training anymore, no matter what the situation. Grocery stores won't teach you to work a cash register, businesses won't teach you how to use their programs, even the arts won't teach you anything

Everyone wants a triple threat, expects you to just have those skills. In the old days? you could show up to a random theater barely able to dance and they'd teach you, and then the incel living in the walls would make you a world class singer and actor and you'd be headlining your own show in a few years

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boyfriend reveal

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their first mission to interview victims.S.T.A.R.S. ID cards came in handy for the first time so they are so proud and think that it is their pass to go anywhere.

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Happy 1st Anniversary to one of my fav games 🥰

Here is Re4Remake gang as Scooby-Doo gang ✨

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i remember this feeling...

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Sunburned

#albert wesker #Sketch #80s fashion #He is so 80s coded #mans also sunburns easy #he watched miami vice and decided his entire fashion sense just be suits and turtlenecks and button ups #i love him #resident evil #miami vice #wip #digital art #digital wip #fashion icon

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Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary

November 13, 1914

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i tweaked his design :D

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you'd think that demons would have a lot more sympathy for the virgin sacrifices and a lot less for the guy holding both of them captive against their will