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Inquisitor: What are you looking at?

Iron Bull, taking a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what holiday candle scent he is: Porn.

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dai characters as things teachers have said to me

cassandra: oh sorry. i was into this new romance novel i got over the weekend and spaced out what was your question

varric: i have a retirement plan in place and it’s going to be rad. i’m not telling any of you because it’s super cool and all of you will steal it but it’s cool i’ll be famous 

solas: im kinda of like the school gypsy. im here for one year and boom then im gone

iron bull: the june on the board is a reminder for when i have to arm wrestle this kid in my algebra class. if he wins they get 10 extra points on their finals but if i win i get satisfaction of winning and my pride 

dorian: i think it’s important that you all learn to be yourselves and not like your peers or your parents. like me for example. my father was a mean bastard. me? im a sarcastic bastard. be yourself kids

cole:i think sophia’s right, not all ghosts have to be mean. if i was a ghost i’d be a helpful ghost. i’d do taxes or something

vivienne: and this is… wait, wait a second. let’s take a moment to take in what he is wearing, those shoes do not that match that outfit 

blackwall: hey guys just a side note in this contest between teachers dont vote for me. if i win not only will i be decorated but they’ll make me and mr chasse shave our beards and if my beard goes i go

sera: i hate the no cursing rule. as long as im not cursing at anyone i should be already. if i say ‘hey student fuck you’ then im screwed but if i go to this crap tv and say ‘come on you piece of shit turn on’ i should be alright, right?

cullen: cough drops? that’s drugs you cant have drugs here. I’m kidding i’ll take anything to numb the pain of living. 

leliana: if a bad guy were to walk into this room i could kill him in eight different ways so there’s no need to worry about anything like that

josephine: why did everything in history have to end in a fight im sure if they all just got into a room and talked it out they could have gotten to some sort of agreement

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REBLOG IF YOU'RE STILL INTO DRAGON AGE

Please. I need to know I’m not alone.

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Hawke, at the Winter Palace: who the fUCK—

Josephine: Champion, please!

Hawke: oh shit, sorry. Um… *looks at varric* …whomst?

Varric: 👌

Hawke: whomst the fUCK—

#i had to reblog #couldnt resist the accuracy off this

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200 FOLLOWERS

haha cool thx

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but like seriously, thank you guys for liking and sharing my posts! 

also, feel free to send me suggestions or asks or what not! I’d love to start connecting with you guys and engaging everyone in thedasblr content!

#+200 followers #thedasblr #send me asks #send me suggestions #send me anything im dying for human interaction

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two things: solas is lying to himself and good on vivienne for chiming in.

anyway... so would YOU fuck your clone? 

#i mean its a serious question #lol #dragon age #Dragon Age: Inquisition #sera dragon age #dragon age solas #josephine montilyet #Leliana #cullen rutherford #commander cullen #vivienne de fer #blackwall #thom rainier #iron bull #the iron bull #dorian pavus #scout harding #lace harding #scout lace harding #Fem!Hawke #Amelie Hawke #hawkes in town! #mage hawke #Varric Tethras #Inquisitor Lavellan #DA: Inquisition #the inquisition is built on bad memes #karalyn lavellan #and yes i'd definitely fuck my clone #my response is bull's soooo lol

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Cass and Varric arguing, like usual while Hawke eats popcorn on the sidelines.

#Cassandra Pentaghast #Varric Tethras #fem!hawke #Dragon Age: Inquisition #Inquisitor Lavellan #karalyn lavellan #amelie hawke #hawkes in town! #dragon age #dragon age tumblr #da:i #da: inquisition #thedasblr

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50 FOLLOWERS

and so, this is what we’ve come to. i said i had something special planned once i hit 50 followers so here it goes: 

I’M OPENING UP SOLAS’ AND COLE’S ASK BOXES!

Solas will be taking questions about the fade while Cole will give advice, but i mean you can really just ask them anything!

Solas’ url: @fadetreasures

Cole’s url: @helpbot12345cole

I’ll be posting the asks on this blog so get creative! Happy asking!

#50 followers #follower milestone #tumblr milestone #thedasblr #ask cole #ask solas #dragon age #Dragon Age: Inquisition #cole dragon age #Solas #dragon age solas

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i think this is self explanatory

#dragon age #Dragon Age: Inquisition #da:i #thedasblr #commander cullen #cullen rutherford #mackullen #sera dragon age #the iron bull #iron bull #Inquisitor Lavellan #karalyn lavellan #cullen is not very amused by this reference #he doesnt even like thrift shopping #what a hoe amirite? #commander pixie dust #commander mackullen

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lol it’s really long because of all the pictures they posted, but anyway, enjoy!

here’s a late halloween post for you, friends! 

#dragon age #Dragon Age: Inquisition #da:i #thedasblr #Inquisitor Lavellan #karalyn lavellan #sera dragon age #Cassandra Pentaghast #commander cullen #cullen rutherford #dorian pavus #the iron bull #iron bull #Varric Tethras #Leliana #hero of ferelden #gilliriel mahariel #josephine montilyet #blackwall #thom rainier #cole dragon age #vivienne de fer #madame de fer #Solas #dragon age solas #halloween #halloween at skyhold

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here’s a late halloween post for you, friends! it continues ^^ i couldn’t fit more than 10 pics in a post lol

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announcement from thedasblr

i have something special planned for when i reach 50 followers. hehe

#if you read the tags you will gain a vague idea #lol #dragon age #thedasblr #okay so anyway #my idea has something to do with one of the dragon age accounts and a q&a #thats i all i will say

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solas abhors it when the inquisitor jumps on his desk. she’s justified though

#dragon age #Dragon Age: Inquisition #da:i #Inquisitor Lavellan #karalyn lavellan #solas #dragon age solas #dorian pavus #josephine montilyet #sera dragon age #lavellan x josephine

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who knew josie was kinky

#dragon age #dragon age: inquisition #da:i #inquisitor lavellan #josephine montilyet #lavellan x josephine #ahh these two are the cutest sapphics ever #sex toys #dragon age tumblr #dildos #vibrators #womanizer

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sera suspiciously has dorian and karalyn play a wholesome game of fmk

#dragon age #dragon age: inquisition #dragon age tumblr #sera dragon age #inquisitor lavellan #karalyn lavellan #dorian pavus #cassandra pentaghast #leliana #josephine montilyet #iron bull #commander cullen #solas

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PSA from the Inquisitor!

side note: if you want to read about what went on in the tavern, I’m writing it and posting it on AO3 at adventuress_writes

#dragon age #Dragon Age: Inquisition #dragon age tumblr #inquisitor lavellan #sera dragon age #dorian pavus #the iron bull #iron bull #leliana #josephine montilyet #cullen rutherford #commander cullen #blackwall #thom rainier #cassandra pentaghast #varric tethras #solas #nearly everyone is gay #in some form or another #this inquisition is run by badass gay kiddos #cullen discovers himself??? #lgbtqa

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bull gets cullen to agree to come to a guys' night. they will get drunk. shit will go down

#dragon age #dragon age tumblr #dragon age: inquisition #the iron bull #iron bull #commander cullen #cullen rutherford #inquisitor lavellan #karalyn lavellan #sera dragon age #varric tethras #tavern time #our friends get piss drunk #cullen discovers himself??? #stay tuned