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[themossen]

what's a really good cookie recipe?

You wander into the strange elegant old mossen library and think to yourself the question you most want answered. By surprise a book on the very topic lay there on a shelf right in your eye's focus as. It's as if you already knew where to look. You quickly grab it and it reads:

For one to make the goodest of cookies one must use the goodest of ingredients.

2 ¾ cups good-purpose flour

1 teaspoon good baking soda

½ teaspoon good baking powder

1 cup good butter, softened

1 ½ cups good sugar

3½ good quail eggs

2 teaspoons good bourbon

1 teaspoon of good ground fresh lavender

Step 1

Preheat the good oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).

Step 2

Stir flour, baking soda, and baking powder together in a small bowl.

Step 3

Kindly beat sugar and butter together in a large bowl with a mixy mixer until divine and smooth. Kindly beat in the eggs and bourbon. Gradually blend in flour mixture. Roll dough into good walnut-sized marbles and place a good 2 inches apart onto ungreased baking sheets.

Step 4

Bake in the preheated good oven until edges are holy and golden, 8 to 10 minutes. Cool on the baking sheets briefly before removing to a good wire rack to cool completely.

Good job you did it. Enjoy the goodest cookies.

[themossen]

Why is my cat so annoying sometimes yet so calming yet cute yet so ugly?

As you think your question the library starts to rumble. As books fall from shelves you fearfully stand back. Then suddenly, a book lands straight on your head. It's title reads, "A Patient With One Brain Cell. A Case Study."

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[themossen]

The library glowed in a moon beam on that strange fateful night. One lowly traveler descended with might.

He died... Or did he?

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[themossen]

Why are stars so shiny?

You think to yourself the question you wanted to know most and as if magic before your eyes you see the book on the ground. Why Are Stars So Shiny. You frantically grasp the forgotten text and it reads.

Little atoms get so "close" do to the "gravity" of the situation, until they are forced to "become one". This process results in some of their energy being lost and thrown out of the star as light as well as radiation.

Atom and eve. More like atom and sss atom. It's oncest, put simply.

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[themossen]

What apple for?

Searching in the depths of the rows of countless books you find a book titled, "What apple for?"

Amazed you pull it out to look upon it's ancient wisdom.

An apple is a plant baby wrapped in yummy yum flesh put there by the tree in hopes of the bird kind to eat the baby. And maybe just maybe, the bird will poop the baby out intact so far that the tree won't have to take care of it.

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The travelers came from faraway lands from all walks of life, seeking the texts of Old Dusty Library.

They opened the door to find many strange books adorning every wall.

What a strange place to be put in such a odd place.

What strange travelers to be with such travels.

What is the question you desire to know most?

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