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[thereaderinsertlady]

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

#this. is a call out 🐀

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Ahhhhhhh, how nice to finally get these little creatures out of my mindddd!!! I cannot say how much I loved this fucking story my friend made for the SPM anniversary!!! It was SO LRKGNLJHNLBKBLHKH So silly. so fucking- I love them. I love them OSOSOOSOSOOSOOO SOMUCH anyvey, enjoy this! @thereaderinsertlady owns these lil fellas (other than Dimentio, Dimentio belongs to nintendo)

#AHHHHHGGGAGSG (shakes you aggressively) YOUER A LITTLE GUY COTTON THE MOST LITTLE GUY EVERYWHERE OF ALL TIME #red orange yellow green blue indigo and white (left to right) are gegroorigis #purple PH (The Reader) is takin a nap they couldn't be apart of the photo shoot 😔 too eepy #og dimentio in the background is such a little guy oguhh 🫴💞 (he was wondering why he wasn’t apart of the photo shoot either) #WE ARE HERE LIVE ON THE SCENE WITH WHITE PH WIT THE SIX MOST CUNT-IEST MEN IN THE KINGDOM #uhhh (some joke involving ram ranch) #pov: You're the King of Everything and walk in on them making fun of you 39db4ifbrf #LOVELY ART I CANNOT SAY IT ENOUGH. I WATCHED HER DRAW IT AND IM STILL 😩🥺🤲🍊

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As a janitor, your job was simple. Clean the Great Art Museum, then go home. However, when you meet a... jester, that calls himself Orange, everything goes down hill from there.

#dimentio #reader insert #posted for SPM's 17th anniversary!! #dimentio x reader #😳 spicy #super paper mario

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Hey

I did some Mario character redesigns can you guess who these 2 are

Oooh :0 they look very cool! I especially like the little weapons they have

#mario #i thiii-iink the bottom one is Rosalina but I'm not 100% sure. they still look cool tho 💞

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I'm so glad to see that you're okay!! I love your work and you seem like such a lovely and intelligent person. Please take good care of yourself!!

🥺 tysm for the kind comment!! 💞 It means a lot to me when people put sweet things in mine inbox

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We missed you :>

Ahgrhrgg 🥺 that means a lot 🤲❤️

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YAY it’s good to see you here again! I know you were (most likely) busy with life stuff but also I hope you had a chance to rest and take care of yourself too!💗

And just in time for BOOPS✨

🥺🥺🤲❤️ i live for the boops i must 👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉🫴👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉

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HIIII IM SO GLAD TO SEE U BACKKK

Hiiiiiuh 😩💅 its cool to be in school

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JUMPS AT YOU WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

HELL (colleg)

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EGG!! I'm so glad your back i missed seeing you and the stuff you write on my dash hope you've been doing well and happy april fools!

Gwirvfiwvsheghagagag (dry heaving) 🥺 cryning i hobe youre havihg a good apriol fools too

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I gotta write for my little guy today. Here's the link on ao3 if you prefer reading it there, and I hope you enjoy!

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The April Fool

You were so fucking scared.

It was April first. April Fools day. The day of reckoning and hellfire and war. 

Nothing good ever came out of April Fools day. Last year, you were submerged– after being pushed– in a vat of (THANKFULLY) cold oil, and spent the rest of the day trying to wash the gross, icky feeling off. Even to this day, you can sometimes feel the remnants of the slick oil on your skin…

Armed with nothing but a small water gun that you gripped with shaky hands, you walked down the black halls of Count Bleck. Was Bleck alive? Who knew, but his crib made for a great place of residence for you and Dimentio after the events that followed the Chaos Heart. 

…Though, if Mr. Bleck and his wifey saw you right now, they’d be disappointed that you’ve stooped to carrying protection around with you on April Fools– but you’d be damned if you were gonna get pranked this year!

“Please give me protection, oh Stars,” you prayed under your breath. “I just want my bag of chips. That’s all I want.”

Carefully, you peered down a long hallway.

You gulped. 

Nothing seemed awry… but Dimentio was good at tricking people. Way too good. Far too good. Master of trickery and whore-ery. You couldn’t let your guard down. 

The kitchen felt like it was miles away as you skittered down the hall like a little roach, looking for any booby traps or massive vats of oil. You wouldn’t let your guard down. You were not going to be fooled this year!

You kept walking and walking and walking–

You snapped your head around, thinking that you heard footsteps behind you.

…

You grunted.

There was nothing.

“Sheesh… this is really hard,” you mumbled under your breath, slowly walking forwards again. The only reason why you didn’t abort mission is because Dimentio could hardly walk around, seeming like a newborn lamb that was missing all but one leg. There’s no way he would’ve been behind you. You were just paranoid and hallucinating. 

After walking for what felt like forever, you reached the kitchen, peering inside…

…

Whipped cream. Every-fucking-where.

Whipped cream on the walls, the appliances, the floor, the ceiling– it was everywhere, painting the kitchen white. It was horrifying. 

“Oh my…” You frowned, glancing around. “Oh, no… how did he…?”

You stood there, scratching your head and wondering how you were going to get in there without ruining your shoes. So much cream, everywhere…

There’s a storage closet nearby right? You’ll just go and grab a mop, and brush your way clean. Sounds easy enough! It shouldn’t take too terribly long, meaning that you probably wouldn’t get caught out in the open and that you can get your chips in peace without any issue–

“My, it seems you’ve discovered my masterpiec–”

You screamed, whipping around and squirting the water gun at Dimentio. Though, it seemed he had anticipated that, teleporting and letting the water hit the wall instead. 

“Abort, abort!” You yelled, narrowly dodging a blueberry pie by tactical-rolling– not doing a weird interpretive dance on the floor– out of the way. You got back up on your feet, sprinting down the hall. It was a trap all along! He knew you’d get hungry, and that’s when he’d strike! Damn, you should’ve gotten your chips before it was April Fools day! You were such a fool!

Barely turning the corner in time and dodging another probably store-bought pie, you dashed in the direction of your safe haven; your room was the safest place you knew of.  

Just as you were about to make it, Dimentio appeared in front of you, hovering high above the ground. 

And behind him?

A wall of pies.

You skidded to a stop, staring with large eyes as your weapon fell from your limp grasp, clattering uselessly against the floor. “Please.” You immediately went begging. “Please.”

“Ah ha ha, like a scared bunny, you’re so easy to trap,” Dimentio cooed darkly. “That’s what makes you cute!”

“Please!” You got down on your knees, clasping your hands together.

He laughed some more. “Please what? Just what do you have to offer in exchange for my absolute joy?”

“Please… I’ll…” Searching through your brain waves, you decided that you’ll… “I’ll do anything you want!”

“Hmmm, anything?~”

“Yes!” 

“Absolutely anything?”

“Literally anything you want! Uh… Anything other than getting creamed or pie-d!”

Dimentio floated down to you smugly. “And what if I want to cream you?”

You gave him a desperate look. “Please don’t.”

“What if I want to pie you?”

“No!”

“What if I want to CREAM PIE you?!”

You opened your mouth to give a response…

… 

…Before giving him a squint. 

“Huh?”

“I said,” he said with a smirk, grasping your chin firmly in his gloved hands, “What if, I want to cream pie you? Have you gone deaf, dear? Or, are you just that scared?”

“I don’t think you should say that out loud.”

“Why, I’ll say it all I want! Matter of fact, I’ll give you the biggest cream pie right now!”

You just stared, slowly frowning... “What kind of cream pie?”

“The best kind there is!”

You kept staring, wondering if he knew what he was saying or if he was purposely doing it. He… he knew of the different… meanings of the word cream pie… right? Was this part of the joke? 

“Please, tell me more,” you told him.

“Oho, are you interested in the art of cream pieing?” A wide grin spread across his face. “I can show you if you really want, curious bee.”

“Umm.” You felt your face warming up. Was there sexual tension in the air, or was that just you being dirty-minded? “I don’t know if you should.”

“Oh come on, it’ll be fun! You said I could do anything…”

“Umm!” After a moment, you made a T shape with your hands, “Okay, time out!” 

Dimentio slowly pouted. “No? Not interested in cream pieing?”

“St-Stop!”

“Not even a liiittle bit?”

You gripped his hand, moving it away from your chin before blurting out– “Are you alluding to having sex with me, or do you really just mean an actual cream pie?”

…

A blank stare, is what he gave you. “Sex?”

Now embarrassed, you had to explain. “A u-uh, a ‘cream pie’ can mean two different things,” you began, ignoring how the wall of pies vanished from behind him. “One, it can be the actual thing– a pie made of cream. Two, it um… it’s when two people love each other very much, and the man…” You sighed, standing up before leaning in close and whispering the rest to him.

“Oh.” Even with his mask, he seemed embarrassed. 

“Yeah.”

“...I apologize, I did not mean it in a sexual way…”

Sighing, you waved it off. Though, you couldn’t help but feel just a little disappointed. “It’s fine,” you said, walking over to your room, opening the door. “I figured it would be too soon for anything like that–”

Whipped cream. Every-fucking-where.

Your room was covered in whipped cream, just like the kitchen. 

“DIMENTIO!”

He giggled like a little goblin, hovering away and letting you deal with the mess.

#reader insert #dimentio #dimentio x reader #super paper mario #spm #april fools #april first

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i just feel a need to tell you that i read all of your king boo x reader fics and they absolutely made my night!! i was so happy to see your tumblr is still active because i knew i had to tell you just how much those fics meant to me, i literally cannot begin to recount the amount of times i laughed at the jokes, had the goofiest smile on my face at the loving moments and got emotional at the end; i love the way you write KBs character and all his interactions with the reader!! i also got a tad emotional at the end when you referenced the thanksgiving special when the reader kept asking KB non-sensical questions, but i got even more emotional when he was the one to ask them a question 🥲🥲 i took tons of screenshots of all my favourite parts just to reread, your writing is genuinely so so amazing, i truly am so glad i decided to read your fics because they just really are so so beautiful and sweet!!

Agwgwhgwh I love you mine dear anon 🥺 this comment was sooooo incredibly sweet! I've slowed down a lot since the first year of this blog and haven't written too much of KB after the Holiday series, but I'm glad someone has found enjoyment in the older fics 😭

#needa get on my grind again 💪 #them underrated characters wont write themselves #this comment makes me so incredibly happy #AND IT'S A CRIIIME THAT THERE AINT A WHOLE LOTTA KB X READERS WAHHH #i feel like i check specific x reader ao3 tags on the daily to see if there's anything new #especially in the mario fandom (antasma.. kb... Dimentio.. fawful.... so many little guys) #when i first made the holiday series i hadn't fully fleshed out my writing style by that point SO IM GLAD SOMEONE LIKES IT!!

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Found this old piece of UT concept art and made this

Her full name is Chihiro, but she goes by Hero for short. Her backstory is based off an interpretation I seen some in the fandom have for Frisk. She's basically Nani from Lilo & Stitch, because she's raising her younger sibling which is Frisk! The reason why she has a sword (The Planet Buster) is because since Frisk went missing, so she went to try to find where they went. Even if that means someone had to get hurt. Her Soul Color is the "Determination" Soul!

:0 lovely art-- and 29br83hr that concept art for UT looks,, like something.

#undertale #chihiro #we love art in this household 🤲❤️

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Does Count Koffin-K have Tumblr sexy man material?

YES A MILLION TIMES YES- me and Cotton were doodling the other day & drew him-- he is such. A little guyyy. He's so silly. I adore him.

#ts!underswap #lovely demo thus far #i did genocide and my only quipe is having to fight sans undertale with only 40 hp #i watched cotton do pacifist and there are a lot more play-things to do. you dont get to be the counts servant in genocide 🥺

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What are your thoughts on Undertale Yellow?

ITS AN AMAZING GAME THAT EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY

#literally #lmao #undertale yellow #it really is a very good game! #i watched my friends do pacifist and neutral routes... while i did GENOCIDE >:D #genocide be hard asfk tho #martlet took me FOREVER #i never went on easy mode either teehee #(sobbing)

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I enjoyed writing this commis!! :3

#reader insert #Original Character (not mine!) Ufo #fluff #waaaah this made me squirm around like a little worm while writing this #pregnancy

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hey egg i see you've been enjoying lethal company :) may i also recommend checking out two other games from the same developer called it steals and the upturned if you haven't already also take this bracken doodle that i made literally just for this ask

OOUUUUUB THANJ YOOOOOOU LOOK AT HIIEEEMM!!!!! 🥺🥺🤲🍽

#lethal company #the bracken #I LOVE HEEM #flower man #beloved #lil stinker