CHAPTER TITLES 3 (extra long edition to celebrate 10k)
I Don’t Like This
I’m Trying But They’re Hot
The Circle Of Idiots
Thanks, I Hate It
My Icy Heart! It’s Melting!
It May Be Stupid But At Least Nobody Can Call Me A Wuss
That Was A Lot Easier Than Expected
How Was My Innocent Mind Supposed To Know That
Funny Story (Ben Drowned)
I’ll Go Down In History As The Worlds Biggest Idiot
The Fellowship of the Thing
At Least There’s A Dog
I Came, I Saw, I Left
A Paycheck’s A Paycheck
And Then I Didn’t
It’s Unnecessary But It Establishes Power
Boy, That Sure Was Weird
Interesting Concept But Poor Execution
You Should’ve Seen Their Face
I Defied Death For This
There’s Something Hilarious About Being Both A Perfectionist and A Procrastinator
Pasta La Vista
Its me. I am the April Fool.
Pure Unbridled Rage
Third Base Is Calming My Panic Attack
I Need Validation But Also Nobody To Know Me
Terrifying. I Love It.
Killed For Sport
Ironically Alive
[Character Name] and the Fortress of Trust Issues
Previously On: Chaotic Stupid
Scully, You’re Not Gonna Believe This
Capri Sun Captain
Cool, Im Outta Here
Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool
All I Do Is Wear Cool Outfits, Tell Jokes and Hide My Depression
Is That A Coping Mechanism?
Who Invited The Flock Of Seagulls
Power Move: No Skill Needed, Just Be Amused By Confusion
Is This A Cutscene
Welcome To The Trash House
Item: Doubt
Confrontation Scares Me
I Live For Destruction
Chapter 1: Yes, I’m Rewriting Everything
I Wasn’t Prepared For Parenthood
*The Pink Panther Theme Song*
I Regret Everything
The Dark Side Of Ambition
Patting My Own Shoulder
I’m Going To Make This Weird
Ability Acquired: Existential Crisis
Level Up
This Is The Sad Part
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Begrudgingly Saving The World
Why What How
This Is Everything I Never Wanted
Why Did I Do That
This Is Too Intense
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Hanging Over
Being in love with you is like a hangover, yet I continue to drink.
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“The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.”
— Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)
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the fact that I’m a hopeless romantic really gets in the way of my natural cynicism.
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Probably the strongest touch ever, it can immediately erase all the bad stuff, calm her mind, suck the negativity out of her, make her enter that place.
Her place.
The place every single submissive needs to be.
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Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
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“Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge. And whatever their reasons you must leave. Because you never ever have to inspire anyone to meet you on the bridge. You never ever have to convince someone to do the work to be ready. There is more extraordinary love, more love that you have never seen, out here in this wide and wild universe. And there is the love that will be ready.”
— Nayyirah Waheed
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