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#these are gods #tiny particle gods

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Leviathan

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Had a dream that there was a meme on tumblr that was like “Reblog to be cursed! OP will appear to you in real life when you blink X number of times” and the meme was that you’d choose some absurd number that you’d never keep track of so you’d never know when OP would appear but then people started making posts saying “Do NOT reblog blink curse posts demons are using this as an invitation to manifest in your homes”

In the dream I reblogged two of them so I’ll let you know what happens

#dreams #dream journal #unreality

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for real tho what is the name of that shell with the markings on it that look like glyphs but its just how the shell pattern grows i cant find it i think its a freshwater mollusk???? im so upset i cant remember it and i dont have any photos to reverse search OTL

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fishing minigame give me a fish in the tags

#you caught a mermaid! #it looks just as surprised as you

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Just thinking about how funny it would have been in the PotC universe if that cursed gold had actually made it to Spain and a decent chunk of the merchants and gentry of Europe ended up turning into weird skeleton people.

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being a vampire rn is really hard bc of the housing crisis like. older vampires do Not get it. if you were turned in France in 1350 I literally do not want to hear about it from you. do you know how hard it is to lure a young lawyer to your home when you have roommates?? and the roommates aren’t your accursed brides for the record. they’re just some dudes. one of them is a middle school teacher.

not to mention some landlords these days will even just straight up use the basement in the place YOU’RE renting for their own storage?? so you can’t even access the basement so you’re not sleeping in soil down there.

my one friend literally pays $1300 a month for a STUDIO and she just has a bunch of soil in a big plastic tub and she has to sleep with her knees all bent up.

and like at least she can lure artists there pretty easily because it’s like very industrial

but idk. and older vampires will be like “a year of your rent costs more than my entire manor and all of its grounds! why don’t you simply buy an estate?”

yeah dude I don’t doubt that you bought your entire manor and the monastic ruins and its cemetery and the haunted woods for €4,000 in fucking 1708!!! DUH!!! Fuck off

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#1000% video games #video games seem like such a fucking COOL way to tell certain kinds of stories #i listen to jacob geller video essays about indie games i’ve never played and my head disconnects from my shoulders #and spins in the air shooting sparks out of my ears #and i go ‘you can do that????’

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I fucking love this painting. The Defense of the Sampo by Akseli Gallen-Kallela (1896).

#i am so sorry but i have to say it #this looks so much like a josh kirby discworld cover

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#florida goddamn you i was going to say the Exact Same Thing #but yeah beast as well #i’m very tall and i tend to loom i can’t be anything smaller than a creature

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the girls...

#the girls…..

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The conceit is that each of the playable characters died in one of Shakespeare's tragedies, but after dying find themselves invited to a tournament hosted by Death. The character who wins the tournament will get to rewrite their ending and live again.

Each character also has a weapon made from the soul of another character who died in their play; Juliet has a knife made from the soul of Romeo, Lady Macbeth has a hammer made from the soul of Macbeth, Titus Andronicus has a spatula* made from the soul of Lavinia, Hamlet has a sword made from the soul of Ophelia.

After winning the tournament, there's a chance that the soul in the weapon betrays the player character and steals the chance to live again.

*Titus Andronicus is a gimmick character with a moveset based around cooking utensils

A fighting game of Shakespeare characters.

#shakespeare #i know i've already done a dumb joke answer to this but i've been thinking about this again #i think the title would be exeunt all

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Space trains are such a fun sci-fi idea, like just a train flying through space.

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A couple replies in the notes are mentioning the comic and you're so right

Read Orphan of Agony Isle, it was drawn by @iceghosto who's a fantastic artist, Viktra Mordenheim is the worst, absolutely awful woman, and I love her

Tumblr would love Elise and Viktra Mordenheim if they were actual characters and not NPCs from a single chapter of a D&D sourcebook.

#also read the lamordia chapter in van richten's guide to ravenloft #dnd #ravenloft

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Tumblr would love Elise and Viktra Mordenheim if they were actual characters and not NPCs from a single chapter of a D&D sourcebook.

#dnd #ravenloft #it’s flesh and reanimation and defying the gods to bring your girlfriend back to life and then really wanting to kill her again #unfortunately you were so devoted to her that you made her unkillable

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Breath of the Wild studies #5

#legend of zelda