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Skeleton purrs help with period cramps…

I DON’T MAKE THE RULES.

#underfell #undertale #horrortale #underswap #undertale headcanons

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CHECK OUT WHAT MY FRIEND MADE ME!!!!!

ITS RED!

#morganna talks #underfell #underfell sans

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Might as well start uploading my art here. Hey undertale tumblrees

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okay so I’ve been asleep for the past week so happy late valentines day Morganna!!

do you have any headcanons about the skeletons on valentines?

(love everything you do btw)

Aww thank you! There is currently 4 other asks in my ask-box so expect them to come out throughout the week!

And happy late valentines!

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UT Sans - Vanilla

He is a classic man.Brings you flowers,heart shaped chocolates and even a teddy bear! His idea of a perfect date is just to go to Grillbys ,then come home to watch movies and cuddle.What else could you want?

Plus this is his chance to used his Valentines Day puns.

He will call you the most sickenky sweet names.

“My sugar bear honey muffin“

UT Papyrus - Paps

He sticks to the book! Flowers,chocolate,bear,FANCY DATE,home,romantic bath and then bedtime cuddles. He even buys you some new shoes (Oooo). He has reaserched this holiday and decied it was the most important day! (Even after his birthday?Yes).

Im pretty sure Paps would implode if his S/O got him anything for Valentines.

Oh!A key thing to remember is that Paps is allergic to vanilla so best avoid gifts that have that!

US Sans - Blue

Another classic man! But for a date he would take S/O to a fair ground! Winning you prizes, going on a ferris wheel,kissing when it gets to the top.

Best not to let him anywhere near the Kitchen unless you want a burnt breakfast in bed then it’s best to keep him away (How on earth did he burn juice?!?!).

He did ,however, make a wonderful card for you. It does have enough glitter to make the whole house covered but it’s the thought that counts!

US Papyrus - Honey

He just wants to spend all day and night cuddling, spoiling his S/O and watching anime/movies. Now that’s romantic.If you have to go out ,expect those characters valentines cards being sent to you 24/7.(You know the ones>:) )

He also calls you those cutesy names but he does not joke when he says you're his ‘sweetie pie baby angel’.

UF Sans - Red

Would trick you into believing that he has forgotten only to surprise you by going to Grillbys! His ideas of a date is going on a trip on his motor bike.

After your date expect to be pampered like a princess.Prepares a bath,face masks even offer a massage! Once all done you and him would watch movies until both of you fell asleep.

UF Papyrus - Edge

Makes S/O a nice homemade meal.Spoils S/O with kisses , compliments and tickets to that thing you wanted to see. If you want to get him something GET HIM FLOWERS.He won’t admit it but Edge loves gardening and flowers.

Edge is also the type to propose on Valentine’s Day.

Would also treat you to a couples Spa day!

HT Sans - Seaweed

He has this day written in his calendar so he doesn’t forget!You and him would just eat and cuddle all day.

It’s all he could ask for.

Seaweed also makes S/O a little wood carving he handcrafted. If you got him a gift his eye light would expand like a cats.

HT Papyrus - Papaya

He is really curious about this day.He gives you a hand knitted teddy bear and some flowers that were growing around the farm.

Papaya would literally cry if is S/O got him anything

One peculiar gift he gives S/O, is just a bunch of cheese? He didn’t want to be basic and get you chocolate so he got you cheese instead….

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Thank you for requesting!

As said before, the other asks in my asks box will come soon!

- Morganna

#underfell #undertale #horrortale #underswap #undertale headcanons #undertale imagines #papyrus x reader #sans x reader

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ON IT , MUTUALS!

Hey @dustsansm1 more marriage content for you <3<3💀

@whittlore 👀👀

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FREE PALESTINE!!!

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Hi hi Morganna!!

So let’s say the skeletons’ S/O has a cuteee little sibling, how do you think the skeletons would interact with them?

Your choice as to who you do <333

Hello!

Sorry it took so long! Between school work and being ill twice I have had no time to do anything!

No age is metioned for the little sibling so I am going with that S/Os siblibg is a toddler!

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UT Sans - Vanilla

He finds your sibling the funniest thing ever.Like they are always saying things that make this skeleton bust out laughing.Having looked after Papyrus since he was young,Sans knows how to look after children.Him,you and your sibling regularly watch cartoons together.

UT Papyrus - Paps

He almost died of cuteness when he first saw your sibling.Cuteness must run in the family *wink*.He just wants to hug your sibling and never let go.He volunteers to take your sibling to the park,to feed them,change them and even putting them to bed!The best thing about it? Your sibling doesn’t fuss when ‘Brother’ Paps is around.What can he say? Children love him.

US Sans - Blue

He has never been good with kids but your sibling loves him.Hugging him and drawing him pictures…yeah he cried when your sibling called him brother.He takes this role very seriously.

“Hey there,little one!Why so Sad?Don’t worry!Your magnificent brother Blue is here to help!”

He also has no self control and buys your sibling what ever they want.

US Papyrus - Honey

He and your sibling are now partners in crime.S/O has seen them colouring together,watching cartoons together,HECK!Even sleeping next to one another.(They fell asleep after watching cartoons,Honey is on the floor with your sibling on his chest.) One day, your sibling gave him a best friend necklace and he burst out into tears.He never takes it off.

UF Sans - Red

Your sibling called him a shark.He is now smiling like an idiot while your sibling calls him shark boy.He is broken,your sibling broke him.He does actually try to help looking after them but he does a horrible job.How was he supposed to know which way overalls went on?He doesn’t smoke around your sibling and he tries not to swear but ends up failing.You know who to blame when your sibling is now shouting “SHIT” at the top of their lungs

UF Papyrus - Edge

He does this cute thing where he replies to your siblings babbling.

“Habhavhbah”

“Yeah?I Know~So Yummy!”

It is honestly adorable.He also spoils your sibling rotten.Buying them every toy they could ever want.He also takes the liberty of making your siblings food.Even feeding it them himself!

HT Sans - Seaweed

To be honest at first he was scared in case your sibling found him scary…but now he considers your sibling his sibling.He takes them out into the field with all the cows and teaches them to properly pet them.He does this with all the farm animals and even lets your sibling name one of the newborn animals! There is now a pony called Princess Unicorn.

HT Papyrus - Papaya

He too was scared incase your sibling was scared of him.He now gets excited when your sibling comes around because that means he can try his hand out at making food for toddlers.An adorable moment was when Papaya fell asleep when your siblings was in his lap,they were reading a story together! Papaya also introduces your sibling to the animals of the farm.He claims he always needs ‘some special hands’ to help with the animals.

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Thank you for requesting!

Yet aging I apologise for it taking so long to write!

- Morganna

#underfell #undertale #horrortale #underswap #undertale headcanons #undertale imagines

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HI

To the Anon who asked me how I’m doing, I’m very very good! Posting a request later! Haven’t posted as I’ve even busy with school work and I’ve been unwell!

Thank you for asking!

(Sorry I deleted the ask but as said I’m doing well thank you for making sure I’m okay)

#morganna talks #I feel so bad for deleting the ask #finally I’ve overcome illness!

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You ever just say the most random shit ever,that’s so random that not one soul will believe that you said it?

#morganna talks

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Exactly.It’s like looking in a mirror. Fire included.

Papyrus would kiss my tummy when I’m on my period

Sans would call me his lil ketchup packet

#mutuals

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The gremlin giggle that left by body because of this.

Papyrus would kiss my tummy when I’m on my period

Sans would call me his lil ketchup packet

#rebolgs

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!

And a thank you to @moonpieandfries12345 for being my 500th like!

#500 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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Hi, I saw you do request, I couldn't find anything that said you where closed or not so I'm just throwing this out here to see if you take it, if you're request are closed then please ignore this, and I'm sorry.

For my request, I was hoping to request reader x with some of the characters, again didn't see if there's a limit. So could it be where undertale bros, underfell, underswap, horrortale. Find reader having a seizure? Not like a live threatung one but one where they just come home, find reader on the ground, having a Seizure.

Thank you for reading this and please ignore if you are busy or not open. Stay safe and good day/night!!!

Hi! My requests are always open it just often takes a bit for me to get to them as I am in school and I can get easily distracted!

Please note I am not an expert on seizures. I have never seen or experienced one. All I know is certain types of seizure may cause a person to shake,convulse and drop to floor.

Yet again I am not a medical professional.

To be prepared incase anyone you know has a seizure I would recommend looking into the recovery position as it may help.

Under the cut due to the topic being triggering for some.

UT Sans - Vanilla

If it's the first time you are having a seizure he panics, he isn't sure what to do but he tries helping by rolling up his jacket and putting it under your head to stop it from gaining an injury. He then calls the hospital and the people there guide him on what to do. If it's not your first time having a seizure then he still panics and does the same as if it's your first one only this time he calls the hospital if it lasts longer than a minute. When you come to he gives you a massive hug and quickly tries to get you sat down somewhere to take some medication.

UT Papyrus - Paps

When he walks through the door and sees you on the ground convulsing, he is by your side in seconds. He instantly cushions your head, loosens anything tight around your neck and puts you into the recovery position. He has no option but to wait it out, he calls if the seizure lasts longer than 1 minute. He mostly knew what to do due to his job as a paramedic so he knows how to think fast and remain calm. When you regain consciousness again he asks

"Are You Alright, My Datemate? Do You Require Anything?"

Only after ensuring you are alright, he gives you one of his signature hugs.

US Sans - Blue

He panics, so much. He shouts for his brother unsure of what to do. Honey somehow knows what to do. But that unfortunately does not stop Blue from calling every single emergency number. Sorry S/O some hospital in Malaysia now knows you are having a seizure. Once you stop convulsing he instantly runs to the kitchen to get you some water. He is asking non-stop questions. Honey has to tell him to stop overwhelming you as it may put you under more stress. He apologises but he can't stop thinking about it for days.

US Papyrus - Honey

See, Honey is extremely paranoid. So when he started his relationship with you he researched all the possible things that could happen to you and a seizure is one of them. He mirrors the swiftness of Paps and does everything to make sure you don't hurt yourself. After the seizure he says

"There you are my honey-bee..."

He does however feel sorry that he wasn't there when the seizure first started. He is on edge for a few days following you around but it gets better.

UF Sans - Red

He is one of the skeletons who I imagine also has seizures , Red's however are due to epilepsy. Because of his own experiences, he is able to help you and knows what to do. He tries and coxes you through it however saying things like,

"Come one, baby...you're stron'...you can make it through dis"

When you come to, he makes sure you are alright. Did you take any medication?

If it's your first time having a seizure he takes you to the hospital anyway just to make sure that you're alright.

UF Papyrus - Edge

Has helped his brother through many a seizure and is sure he can help you. While he does do everything right, he is however panicking. Despite having helped Red he is unsure of what to do after all the steps to ensure your safe. What do you mean he just has to wait it out? When you come to, he gently lifts you into his arms and carries you into the kitchen. He grabs a bottle of water and a few snacks, he walks into the living room sits down and ensures you drink the water and eat the snacks.

HT Sans - Seaweed

He is the other skeleton who experiences seizures, Seaweeds are caused by the horrible PTSD he gained in the underground. He runs to your side and instantly gets you into recovery position, he unfortunately can not remember the other steps . So he calls Papaya as Papaya has plans for everything. When you come to, he pulls you into his chest and starts purring as he is happy you are okay.

HT Papyrus - Papaya

As stated above, Papaya has a plan for everything. When it comes to you , his physical limitations are out the window.He doesn't care that he might not be able to walk tomorrow he is making sure you are alright.Plus he has helped his brother through manny a seizure before.When you come to he literally feeds you an exergy bar and a bottle of water, for the next few days you are under the watchful eye of Papaya ,who if he sees one thing wrong with you, OFF TO THE HOSPITAL YOU GO.

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Sorry it took me so long to write this if I'm being truthful I didn't notice it in my ask box and when I did I got distracted so I would like to apologise for that.

I do hope you have a safe day or night.

Thank you for requesting - Morganna

#underfell #undertale #horrortale #underswap #undertale headcanons #undertale imagines #papyrus x reader #sans x reader

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Thank you!

Hello Mx Riri!

How would the skeletons react to a partner that has tattoos?

:)

Hey hey! Hope you have a wonderful day.

I'm gonna assume you're asking for all 8, so I'll throw this under a cut. Thanks for asking!

Sans doesn't have much of an opinion on tattoos. Humans put ink under their skin to have drawings on their body? Cool, but that's gotta hurt with all the needles. His favorite types of tattoos are pun-related.

Papyrus LOVES tattoos. He thinks they're INCREDIBLE!! Of course, he doesn't know that they're put on with needles, and when he finds out about that, he bursts into tears. His sweetest datemate, poked with needles for art?! It takes quite a bit of time to reassure him that it doesn't hurt forever. Tattoos that get his attention are ones with flames or dragons or (of course) skulls!

Blue likes tattoos! He knows that it hurts to get them, though, so he's apprehensive if you're interested in getting one, be it your first or fiftieth. At the end of the day, though, he knows that it's your choice and he won't try to push you either way. Celestial or sleeve tattoos are his favorite ones to look at.

Stretch, like Sans, is pretty neutral on tattoos. They're nice, but he doesn't really mind either way. If you do have them, he'll spend a lot of his time asking about the stories behind each one. His favorite tattoos are cultural ones. They show your pride in who you are.

Red thinks tattoos are extremely hot. His favorite thing about them is tracing the ink with his phalanges (or, you know, tongue or teeth). If he's serious enough about you, he'll definitely try to convince you to get one of his name.

Edge thinks tattoos are TOTALLY BADASS. So what if it hurts? Pain is temporary! Ink is forever! Edge's favorite types of tattoos are ones made in honor or in memory of someone.

Grimm finds tattoos attractive, but that's about as much as you'll get out of him. He doesn't explain it, but he does like them. His favorites are small ones, especially if they've got meanings behind them.

Spooky isn't much for tattoos, but something as small as that would never be a deal-breaker for him. He supports all of your decisions, even if he doesn't understand them!

#morganna talks

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!

Hope you have a marvellous day!

#morganna talks