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[ID: text from the Baldur’s Gate 3 action log reading,

“Astarion: I am enjoying our walks together, aren’t you, Gale?

Gale used Jump.” End ID]

#kdjdkfjdjgjkh gale ……. #bg3 #described

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[ID: digital art of Karlach, Lae’zel, and Halsin in his bear form, drawn in a cartoonish style against a blue background. First, Karlach holds Halsin (as a bear) above her head with both hands, smiling broadly. A pale starburst surrounds them. Then, Lae’zel lifts Halsin as well, looking extremely focused. Karlach sits on a crate, cheering. Halsin looks taken aback both times. End ID]

« Before, I was archidruid, now I’m just a dumbbell for the strongest faerûn women. »

#SHEER UNDILUTED DELIGHT FROM THIS IMAGE. #FAVE #bg3 #described

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I'm. not ok!

#wow hey I’m going to rip up the floorboards with my bare hands. they did NOT need to do all that #i can be anything that i want but all I’ve ever wanted was to be with you…… tears my hair out #exu calamity #critical role #undescribed

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i still won't draw him consistently but at least we've branched from the rbf i got excited about matt talking about him in regards to the m9 show and took a break 2 doodle him today :]

#kissing him ‼️‼️ #critical role #cr2 #described #id in alt text #hotboy

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hephaestus sleepover!

#AWW HI LADIES #wolf 359 #described #id in alt text

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fishes for the homos i mean homies

[ID: nine fish with collaged scales of different colored and patterned paper, each with glittery fins.]

#AWW #described

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celia ripley jumped dimensions, went kinda nuts for a few years and perhaps slutted it up (affectionate) for a while, had a child, and is now a happy working single mother who does the nightshift at the evil ghosts department of the civil service and goes out on dates sometimes with the cute obsessive nerd from work. also she maybe teleports in her sleep but don't even worry about it.

#what CANT she do! #tmagp #tmagp spoilers

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came back from death wrong trope? you can easily avoid this by just never dying at all (stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wr)

#MOLLY IN MY TIME LOOP FIC #to die as you lived #<- it doesn’t exist yet but it is going to SLAP when it does ‼️

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All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"

Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"

#OHHHHH EATING THIS #linguistics #this is the vibe I want for my [redacted; nonexistent] fic oh my god.

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Ocean waves made of maps by Matthew Cusick

#OH. WHAT THE FUCK #the fifth and sixth ones especially my GOD #described

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love the word “dogmatic.” you’re so single-mindedly obedient that you’re like a little puppy dog about it

#word bank

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quick attempt at an Urchin design since I just got to his introduction in my relisten! I love you wild freak boy

#oh REALLY really good urchin #taz:e #described #id in alt text

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as soon as we explore 100% of the ocean all the fish will become 2x stronger and a new area will unlock

#PLEASE I WANT THIS

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Critical Role: The Mighty Nein — A Long Rest

#I MISS THEM GOD I MISS THEM SO MUCH #critical role #cr2 #described

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Does Nydas know I love him?

#missing him already #critical role #exu calamity #described

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I’m sorry but Loquatius rolling deception checks against himself to stop himself from realizing that everything he’s been doing was because he was deeply in love with Laerryn? going to fully throw myself in the ocean anyone want anything

#just . don’t even look at me #exu calamity #critical role

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haven’t been able to stop thinking about urchin and his good friend dillon actually

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#FAVE #taz:e #described #audio #SORRY WHO’S WE?