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KAM9 TYYYYY

HEYLYYY WHAPTSSAPP AXISS um kenny headcannons teen like yh dating and not farting ily

Heyyy again im just gonna guess when ur horny ur gonna come here but okay ily asshole😍 LMAO FARTING

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Before:

Kenny was annoyed that you didnt understand him atfirst and after some weeks he just accepted it

Asks you for homework too

You probably bought him a nokia phone

When ur at ur house with him he plays games on your pc or laptop

For ur birthday you got a playboy magazine

Dont think youre besties with cartman hes extra gay and annoying

Karen loveeeees you

Probs is tutored by you bcz he cant write on papers he writes over other sentences so its impossible to read

Took a stray cat and gave you it

Dating:

You two always hang out at ur home ( porn magazines his parents everything )

If u buy something for him he would be shocked or do a rock face idk

BUT IF YOU BUY SOMETHING FOR KAREN NAWW THIS MAN IS SIMPING FOR YOU

If u have siblings expect them to have playdates

Kenny calls u pookie idk he saw it on YouTube shorts

His parents somehow love you more then there children

Kenny would save money just to buy you like a pizza at school hes nice

No matter where hes holding ur hand

Loves PDA or at home doesnt matter

Isint like holding ur waist always in public he acts like hes ur bestfriend and boyfriend at the same time

Ofc ur not sitting at lunch with him youre not a main character likee☹️

Cartman hates you well even more

Stan doesnt care

Kyle is happy for kenny idk

He loves to watch movies with you

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Check her out

Not sure if u do request for dating headcannons for south park character but can u do scottttt ternoman i love ur vents rly

Omg hii ily asshole nd yes i do nd ty i lovee writing vents🤪

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Before you and scott dated you would call him scottie pookie in texts and he would get annoyed but now he got used to you calling him pookie

Not into PDA because of his friends

His friends are nice but like bullies to you the brown haired one probably asks how would you like to have sexs with scott

( image his parents are alive in the next few)

After school you two would just lay in his bed cuddling and hearing radiohead

His love launguge is probably quality of time he doesnt mind what you guys do he just wants to be with you

Hes a total simp for you just text him at 3am Can you get me MD youll get it in the next 10min

At the morning he would come to your house and wait for you to get ready

You two would wait for the bus by cartman and his gay gang and you two would just stand and share headphones and listen to music

He likes Mitski,Radiohead,Deftones,Lana del rey,Alex G,Rob zombie and Slipknot or smtg

In school he would hang out with you and his friends at lunch

The 4th graders are annoying as fuck mostly cartman i feel like stan would just ask you to do his homework so cartman would leave you alone (scott just gives u a side eye)

#packgod #youremom #spotify #programming #scott #scott tenorman #south park #south park headcannons #stan marsh #cartmen #cartman #eric cartman #kenny #south park x reader #south park dating #south park dating headcannons #south park hcs #sp

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I hit my wall so fucking hard that my door did fall

#Spotify

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SHANZA😫😫😫😫

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I DONT HAVE IDEAS FOR SCOTT💀

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|I drank like 3 monsters and cant sleep even tho school is tomorrow idc i wrote headcannons about stan😋|

TW: WEED AND ALCOHOL MENTON ONLY 1 TIME

When you started dating stan Randy said something of the lines of : “Oh wow stan you not gay?” Probably because of that episode of wendy being trans like 😭😭😭

postcovid stan probably can handle like vodka alcohol wine whiskey and more pretty good because of when he was young he drank a lot and his dad yk

( THINK OF IT HE HAS OR HAD A WEED ADDICTION BECAUSE IF HIS DAD😨)

yk that episode when erics mom gets a dog trainer to train eric and she flinches/hits his head yeah stan probably saw that his mom did that and does that to him still

|I CANT THINK MORE BUT ITS FUNNY FOR ME😭 | UPDATE IM GONNA DO SCOTT TERNOMAN NEXT!!!

#Stan #south park headcannons #headcannons #south park #stan marsh

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Today i was to fucking poor to go ask someone for a Wu-Tang Tape i have the tape but not box😭

Damn my hand is ugly asf😀

So i made it my self ( all the songs are false btw)

#Spotify

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About me:

From: Im born in compton and raised.

Pronouns: Any i dont mind any!

What i write:I write NSFW headcannons x reader

What i dont write: I dont write for characters under 18 for example thirteen(movie) Evie tracy and more are under 18 and i wont write NSFW for them and south park ill write only for older kenny stan and so on.

Fandoms i write for: South park, thirteen,yandere simulator, danganronpa,genshin,obey me

That’s probably it as i know ill fix it if i need to.

#Thirteen #south park headcanons #headcannons #yandere simulator #obey me shall we date