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Last week, I told my math teacher that the reason I'm scared of doctors is because my mom forced me to watch Grey's Anatomy as a child.
He fucking laughed.
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Damian: These colors for Robin are terrible. I simply refuse to believe father chose red, yellow, and green to hide in the night. The tactical planning behind this suit is abhorrent. Who in the world picked it?
Tim: *not even glancing up* Dick.
Damian: These are exemplary colors, truly no one could have chosen better. Red to represent passion, yellow for happiness, and green for new beginnings- as expected of Grayson, only he could come up with such a brilliant and thoughtful design. Not to mention, it’s a test in blending into your surroundings despite your attire which is extremely useful in the field for other missions. Marvelous planning and insight.
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He lives in Russia :(
Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.
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FREEDOM!!!!!
I've been freed after an hour.
Although i don't like this hair do much :/
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I would like to point out.
I have no brother. Just one. I had 2 but now only one.
In other news
I'm planning on posting a fic soon :)
It'll be a ouat one.
#crazy? I was crazy once#they locked me in a room#a rubber room#a rubber room with rats#and rats make me crazy
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Update: My partner (j) came back but they keep leaving to get stuff. I have munchies tho :) And there's kittens running around. They're very cute.
I'm sorry van we get a few claps for five right now?
I feel like they deserve because currently I am in a small tent and there is a mosquito
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I'm sorry van we get a few claps for five right now?
I feel like they deserve because currently I am in a small tent and there is a mosquito
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Drawing with my alters is like:
You have Zer0 who isn't doing anything anything they're just watching us peasants while eating popcorn and drinking hot coco with moxxie. (Well it's more of moxxie is drinking hot coco and Zer0 is pretending to by holding and tilting the cup to him so moxxie doesn't feel bad)
Zer0 is also throwing popcorn at the people trying to draw like the little klunk he is.
(Censoring words cause I've been banned from curses)
Maya of course is still working on the outline and dealing with felix.
Ollie finished 3 minutes in and as usual claims it isn't much but this shuck face just showed us the most beautiful Pacoso peice of work there is.
Pan is moving over to ollies side of the table
"Where are you going?"
Why is felix here? Why because maya is of course!
"The winning side" he replies.
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There was a termite in my fucking hair >:(
#it was a scary#also i was outside for like 5 minutes and ive been eaten by mosquitos#i can feel them targeting me#please help its a battlezone
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Wait cannonicly (I probably didn't spell that right) how old do you think zer0 (borderlands 2) is? Cause I think he could be 19- early twenties? Maybe mid twenties?
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I relate to mammon. Why? Well I'm broke and my iq is very low probably. But I'm still loveable (I hope) and lucifer thnks I'm an annoying little shit.
#if it werent for an exchange program idk about yall but itd be dead#obey me#om mammon#mammonobeyme#mammon#obey me nightbringer
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Guys help. Do I seem like a Jordi or a Jin? I need help :(
(Also if you have any cool name suggestions that start with j please feel free to share)
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Someone: can I list some obscure things about you?
Me: *awkwardly leaves them on read for a few minutes*
*after a few minutes*
Me to the person: yeah sure
Them: why did you leave me on read?
Me: I had to feed my dog.
What I was actually doing:
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What he said: "I understand you're upset. Most parents are."
What my dumbass heard: "I understand that you're upset most people are in your position. Let's talk about it"
Someone needs to take away my ouat. I fr cannot take anything pan says seriously anymore.
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Sincerely what the fuck
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I just have one question- for like the people that write sad sog movies or like make them or whatever
Who hurt you? Like so badly that you have to make people cry.
Like does anyone else cry (sometimes) over dog movies?
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