The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
dir. Chris Weitz
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Rereading the part in new moon where aro tries to convince Edward Alice and Bella to join the volturi and I realized it sounds exactly like when companies try to pull the "we're a family here" schtick
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Did a good few hours of yard work today while listening to the new episode of @threebooksoneplot. Thanks for keeping me entertained during my days off and allowing me to critically read and immerse myself in this bonkers story! Thanks to your support I repaired some of the skidsteer damage, removed a lot of garbage, and got most of the way through turning the garden soil. I’ll be planting potatoes soon enough!
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The Volturi are the very essence of our kind–they’re the reason your hair stands on end when you smell me. They are the substance of your nightmares, the dread behind your instincts. I’m not unaware of that.
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The Volturi Guard → Jane
“The Volturi don’t give second chances. Remember that.”
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No one is above the law.
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❝She was tiny, with lank, pale brown hair trimmed short. The body unter the cloak - which was darker, almost black - was slim and androgynous. The wide-eyed, full-lipped face would make a Botticelli angel look like a gargoyle.
Her size was so insignificant that the reaction to her appearance confused me. Jane turned to us with a beatific smile.❞
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I won’t be needing your services after all, gentlemen.
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I think my favourite thing about the Twilight franchise is that Alice probably saw all of the shit that went down in New Moon coming from a mile away and she said nothing because sure I can warn them earlier and prevent all of this but then I wouldn’t get to drive around Italy in a yellow Porsche and see Bella run through a sea of people in red capes just to jump on Edward while he was glowing and honestly where’s the fun in that
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i would pay stephenie meyer the entire contents of my bank account (7 dollars) to write the rest of the twilight books from edward’s perspective ESPECIALLY new moon. i need to know what that weirdo was doing in rio every day
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