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i really wish i could change which blog is my primary,,, kinda cringe tbh,,

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thank you

cutiefly!

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WHERE DID U GET THESE???? IM SOSKWDNJWOANDOWNDKSK

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AESTHETIC UNISEX SWEATSHIRTS & HOODIES

BROKEN DREAMS CLUB

ANTI SOCIAL SOCIAL CLUB HOODIE

PABLO PABLO PABLO JACKET

WHERE IS MY MIND? JACKET

EMBROIDERED ROSE HOODIE

DESTROY WHAT DESTROYS YOU HOODIE

LOVE WILL TEAR US APART HOODIE

ON ONE HAND WHO CARES AND ON THE OTHER HAND SO WHAT HOODIE

REVENGE HOODIE

PEOPLE ARE POISON HOODIE

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Immortal LarsTheory 

With everybody asking questions on Lars’s immortality, I decided to do my own research.

Heart Beat 

When Steven listened to Lars’s heartbeat it took 6 seconds per beat or 12 bpm (Beats Per Minute). This is far less than the average bpm for a human around Lars’s age. It would usually be 70-100 bpm on average (to keep it simple I used 80 bpm). This means his heart is beating at 15% the average for a boy his age. So his body is functioning at 15% of the time it normally would be. So if his body ages at that rate given the average male life expectancy being around 80 years would mean he will live to 1,200 years!

Lion

Applying this to Lion is pretty easy, the average bpm of a healthy lion is about 60 bpm, giving our lion 9 bpm. Lions in the wild live to be about 16 making our lion live to about 240 years.In “Buddy’s Book” Rose is seen with lions and many people theorize one of them died and that’s how Lion was created. In “Historical Friction” it is stated that beach city was founded nearly 200 years ago. So that would make lion around 200 years old give or take. 

The Trees 

 Some people have said that a number of leaves on the each tree represents the amount of time they have left, Lars’s tree is full and young, while Lion’s has only a few clumps of leaves. This corresponds quite nicely, with Lars having over a 1,000 years left and lion having only about 40.

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[りぼん]

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WHAT IF LIKE

SAY LIKE YOU WERE A SINNER IN LIFE AND YOU DIED BUT IT WAS LIKE THOSE MOVIES WERE YOU KEPT RELIVING THE DAY YOU DIED BUT WHAT IF WHAT IF YOU FOUND A WAY TO LIVE THROUGH THE DAY THAT YOU WENT TO HEAVEN????

#writers #writing #writing prompt #ISNT THIS A GOOD IDEA #OR MAYBE NOT #BUT IT SOUNDS COOL RIGHT #SOMEONE WRITE THIS #LIKE A BOOK #BOOK!

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them + Instagram

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Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part Three

Gryffindor: My last word will probably be either "whoops" or "shit".

Hufflepuff: yoU THINK YOU'RE REAL CUTE, DON'T YOU? REAL BLOODY CUTE, RIGHT?? I think so too.

Ravenclaw: Eyebrow game strong? Psh, my eyeBAG game is strong. I'm fucking exhausted, haha oops.

Slytherin: Science fact- The world around you is made up of protons, neutrons, morons, and electrons

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THIS

I’m like the kid in school that’s friends with everyone but when told to partner up isn’t anyone’s first choice.

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welp.

fbawtf characters + instagram profiles

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this is what happiness is

★★ Fantastic Beasts Stickers ★★ CWT45 的 新商品嘿嘿!!! 私心印了Creek真的是敲開心~~~

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magnificent beautiful gorgeous extravagant enrapturing

GUYS

EDDIE IS RECORDING AN AUDIOBOOK FOR THE FANTASTIC BEASTS TEXTBOOK

TAKE MY MONEY

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is that eddies fucking back i feel alive again

“ You’re an interesting man, Mr. Scamander. You were thrown out of Hogwarts for endangering human life with a beast. Yet one of your teachers argued strongly against your expulsion. Now, what makes Albus Dumbledore… so fond of you? ”

                                 “ I really couldn’t say…” 

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this isnt okay

EDDIE REDMAYNE IS PROBLEMATIC

guys i’m so disappointed… eddie redmayne is actually really problematic… i really want to cry rn because i really loved him so much.. there’s a detailed post with the tweets and stuff here ….. why do amazing celebs have to go and be messy like that :(

-k

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Harry Potter aesthetics

Ravenclaw: Values intelligence, scared of not being good enough, detached, organised mess, needs caffeine, eye bags bigger than the grand canyon, rain, just watch me, flowers, pastel colours, watercolours, knitted sweaters, witty, can be really blunt, sexually attracted to stationary, conspiracy theories, quick reflexes, jokes through pain, clumsy, hair tied up with pencils, "fucking fight me", random midnight sketches and designs that you'll never understand when you wake up but look hella sick

Hufflepuff: Kind but also salty, hot chocolate, getting to sleep on time, also staying up because wtf is organisation I need to do this essay, over using dramatic pauses, random snacks, teamwork, doodles down your entire arm, cacti, pins and patches, really bright Colours, can be positive but also greatly negative, really small phobias that they don't notice but are there when they want to be, bravery when it comes to what's right

Gryffindor: Doesn't think before acting, is the thin line between bravery and stupidity, all nighters just for the hell of it, random phobias that make no sense but kind of do, pride, sporty, but also kind of lazy, more reliant than independent, those weird thoughts you get in the shower, lives off spite, movie marathons, power naps, could sleep upside down just because they wanted to nap, Snapbacks, learns new sports just to seem cool, most of them are actually just fucking dorks

Slytherin: Tea, sarcastic, self deprecating, strong, independent, studies like hell, strategic, gymnastics, tattoos, storms, bright neon lights, maps, plans everything, graffiti, stargazing, oversized shirts, upcycling, high knee socks, "check mate motherfucker", geometry, smashed glass, quick witted (alas I admit it), savage, poker, Polaroids, no time management, creative, weird acronyms for everything, memelords, EDGY, whistling, aliens, unsolved mysteries, fog

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GUYS. WHAT.

#fantasic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft #newt scamander #newton scamander #porpentina goldstein #tina goldstein #porpentina scamander #queenie goldstein #jacob kowalski #newt x tina #newt x porpentina #oh my god im so confused #does this mean they will get married #i dont understand #what is this