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sarah: truth is, i only know one truly platonic relationship.
kiara: you and me?
sarah: don't make me laugh, kiara. you want to hit this so hard.
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jj: appreciate the little things in life.
john b: *hugs sarah*
sarah: I GET IT IM SHORT! STOP REMINDING ME.
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kiara: i can't take this anymore. somebody take me out.
sarah: in the date way or the assassination kind of way?
kiara: i don't care. surprise me.
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cleo: how do we usually get out of these messes?
john b: we don't. we make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.
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pope: you know, kie gives sarah flowers every day. i wish you'd do that too.
jj: um, ok?
[the next day]
jj: *hands sarah flowers*
sarah: why-
jj: yeah i don't get it either.
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jj: *walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium*
pope: what did you think a tiger shark was, jj?
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john b: everything will be alright.
pope: how can you say that?
john b: because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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sarah: what are you doing here?
john b: i should ask you the same question.
sarah: this is my boat.
john b: i should ask you a different question.
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kie: has anyone ever stopped to wonder why we're still alive?
jj: oh yeah.
john b: all the time.
pope: by all likelihood, we shouldn't be.
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pope: i'm jj maybank's emergency contact.
officer: so you're here to pick him up?
pope: i'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.
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kie: whoa whoa whoa, you think i'm into sarah?
john b: yes kie i do, because you are.
jj: you mentioned her name nine times in the last ten minutes.
kie: nobody asked you, jj.
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jj: when have i ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
pope: i keep a list. it's alphabetized.
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jj: can i ask a stupid question?
kie: better than anyone i know.
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john b: i trust jj.
cleo: you think he knows what he's doing?
john b: im not sure i would go that far.
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kiara: how's the most beautiful girl in the world doing?
sarah, without looking up: i don't know, how are you doing?
kiara, voice cracking: i'm fine.
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jj: that was just the kind of laugh i need on a monday.
john b: it's tuesday, jj.
pope:
pope: it's thursday.
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jj: come on i didn't drink that much last night.
john b: you were flirting with pope.
jj: so? he's my boyfriend.
kie: you asked if he was single and then cried when he said he wasn't.
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