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Benny: My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible and seeing if they can handle me.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #benny watts #source: twitter

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Beth: Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #beth harmon #source: texts from last night

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Beth: Don’t wanna end the year on bad terms with someone.

Beth: So, if you have beef with me, die.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #beth harmon #source: twitter

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Jolene [watching the news]: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Beth [covered in ink]: Yeah, well maybe the squid was being a dick.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #jolene dewitt #beth harmon #source: twitter

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Benny: Ah, Harmon, started talking to yourself, I see.

Beth: Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #benny watts #beth harmon #source: blackadder ii

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Annette [to Beth]: I just got CPR certified, but please don’t make me use these skills so soon.

#annette packer my beloved #the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #annette packer #beth harmon #source: texts from last night

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Beth: Ugh, I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.

#did you know that once when i started a job #i was supposed to talk to my new boss #who had interviewed me a few months prior #and he said something along the lines of #'i remeber from the interview that you're friendly' #and i wondered if he had got that himself #or if i had blatantly lied in an interview #like #i'm nice #but i don't think i'd ever describe myself as friendly #i didn't have coffee this morning send help #the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #beth harmon #source: parks and rec

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Benny: You know what, Beltik? You’re pretty cool.

Harry: The cooliest?

Benny: Don’t ruin it.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #benny watts #harry beltik #source: drake & josh

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Beth: It began the way the best stories do.

Beth: With a naive jackass in a place she had no business being at.

#this is perfect #no i don't take criticism #the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #beth harmon #source: texts from last night

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Beth: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder Benny right now.

Jolene: There is no chess in prison.

Beth: Thank you.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #beth harmon #jolene dewitt #benny watts #source: tumblr

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Benny: I’d love to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #benny watts #source: someecards

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Beth: God, you're an idiot.

Benny: I think I'm more of a jerk.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #beth harmon #benny watts #source: house

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Harry: I asked Beth to share her queen-sized blanket, to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity.

#don't you just love it when people decide to change plans because someone can't make it #only to move them to a date you said you were busy on MULTIPLE TIMES #and then say that whoever can come will come #and then you have to be a crappy friend and cancel the previous plans #like thank you so much i love knowing how valuable my time and presence are to you #the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #harry beltik #beth harmon #beth x harry #(i guess?) #source: twitter

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Jolene: You drive like a lunatic!

Beth: Hey, I shaved three hours off the MapQuest estimate. How about a "thank you" for that?

#i feel like beth would be a terrible driver #the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #jolene dewitt #beth harmon #source: gilmore girls

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Townes: I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #d.l. townes #source: john mulaney

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Alma: I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, okay? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #alma wheatley #source: mean girls

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Weiss: Why are you dressed like that?

Benny: Like what?

Weiss: Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?

Benny: Wait.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #danny weiss #benny watts #source: addams family values