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Astarion: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.
Wyll: Oh come on. I’m not that good-looking.
Gale: Yeah, you are.
Karlach: You kind of are.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Tony, to the Avengers: If anything goes wrong today, I just want you to know–
Natasha: If you're gonna say that you've always been secretly gay for Steve, everyone just kind of assumed it.
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witchcraftandgeekness · 11 months
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Y/n: Are you this rude to all your friends?
Kaz: Yes, don’t think you’re special.
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incorrectlco · 8 months
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Lockwood, to Lucy: You’re deflecting. Only I’m allowed to do that.
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tupayapsina · 10 months
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Ruby: You want to kiss me, don't you?
Weiss: I always want to kiss you
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 10 months
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Jade: maybe we can get the denizens to help us fight jack?
Karkat: SOMEWHERE OUT THE IS A TREE, THAT IS WORKING VERY HARD TO PRODUCE OXYGEN SO THAT YOU CAN BREATHE
Karkat: I THINK YOU OWE IT AN APOLOGY
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Antonio: I am drunk.
Antonio: But I'm also right.
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Ollie: Am I weird? Amelia: Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.
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Jakes: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing something nice?
Morse: Experience.
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perplexed-confusion · 10 months
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*digging up a body*
Sam: Someone's coming.
Jack: Shouldn't we be running?
Dean: If it's a cop run. If it's a security guard I say we take him.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Rhodes, to Tony: How you manage to elevate your narcissism to beneficence is masterful.
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witchcraftandgeekness · 11 months
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Klaus: If anything goes wrong today, I just want you to know–
Stefan: If you're gonna say that you've always been secretly gay for me, everyone just kind of assumed it.
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incorrectlco · 6 months
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Lucy: Dying's easy. Living's hard.
Lockwood: That can't possible be as poignant as it sounded.
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dick-helmet-magneto · 7 months
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Pietro: Erik thought Raven's idea was stupid. Charles: And your idea? Pietro: He thought that was stupid too. Charles: No, I mean what was it? Pietro: Oh.
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Peter: Are you this rude to all your friends? Void Stiles: Yes, don’t think you’re special.
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Heather: If things go wrong, I just want you to know—
Gwen: If you’re gonna say that you’ve always been secretly gay for me, everyone always just kind of assumed it.
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