Master Kohga: ... Why are you here..??
Master Kohga: You didn't answer my question, get out of the hideou-
Master Kohga: Yes!! That's a flower.. ?? W-with ... Eyes??
Link: Mario calls it a fire flower, apparently there is a ice alternative!!
Master Kohga: ... I don't car-
Link: *throws the fire flower at him*
Master Kohga: WH- WHAT DID YOU DO!?!
Link: NOW YOU CAN SHOOT FIREBALLS OUTTA YOUR HANDS~!!
Master Kohga: *points aggressively* BULLSHI- AHH.. W-where did that come from!??
Link: That was a fireball, Mario showed me and to be honest it's pretty sweet..!
Master Kohga, panicked: Why won't it go away?? GET IT OFF- AHHHHH!!.. HOW DO I GET RID OF IT!?!?!
Link: Uuuuuh.. He didn't tell me how to undo it, I-I'm sure you're nice and toasty riiiiiight~??
Master Kohga: ... WE'RE IN THE DESERT!!
Link: Yeah but your hideout is near Gerudo Highlands which is cold sooo-
Master Kohga, peeved: I'M A FATASS, I GET HOT!! DON'T GIVE ME NONE 'O THAT "TOASTY" BULLSHIT!!
Master Kohga: Yes gimme!!
Link: ... Chilled to the bone??
Master Kohga: No- AHH.. HELP ICE BALLS ARE COMING OUTTA MY HANDS!??
Link: You're no longer spicy but you're now icy! Ok have fun~ *walks off* Later!
Master Kohga: Wait come back-
Master Kohga: I'M GONNA FREEZE MY LUNCH WHAT THE FUCK COME BACK!!
Master Kohga: MY SNACK TIME IS RUINED YOU ASSHOLE!!