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its time to go in the hole
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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SAME THOUGH 😗
I do this 🙋♂️ I'm not ashamed to admit it
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You're in her dps (direct pigeons) while I'm in her family's castle and she's showing me her ankles. We are not the same.
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I love you 😂💙
Me: I dedicate this next song to the woman of my dreams...... *starts strumming guitar*
Vi: Oh god, don't tell me he means-
Caitlyn: ZOVIN, DON'T YOU DARE!
Me: 🎶CAITLYN'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON🎶
Caitlyn: Bloody hell 😑
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Me: I dedicate this next song to the woman of my dreams...... *starts strumming guitar*
Vi: Oh god, don't tell me he means-
Caitlyn: ZOVIN, DON'T YOU DARE!
Me: 🎶CAITLYN'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON🎶
Caitlyn: Bloody hell 😑
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Caitlyn, trying to open a door: It's locked.
Vi, rolling up her sleeves: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty.
Vi: *punches the door until it breaks*
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my activity tab today lmao
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Don't strangle me. I'll cum. 😳
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I can't put my finger on it, but....there's something REALLY special about this song to me......like really special........I feel some kind of connection with it.......think it has something to do with the lead singer......there's just something so familiar about him 🤔
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If Jinx had her own band, their name would be Jinx and the Blow Up Dolls.
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Making more Zaunite friends is always a pleasure 😌
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Me and Vi: *gets high together*
Vi: "I think I'm getting the munchies."
Me: "Same though......."
Me: *proceeds to cook an entire feast*
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Silco: How many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Vander: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You mess with my children and now I'm going to fuck you!
Vi, whispering: It's "fuck you up", dad.
Vander: Wait, what did I say?
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Geez. Talk about getting personal. 💀 Tf they wanna know your shoe size for????
What’s your shoe size? Why are you a lesbian? How many hairs are on your right arm? What’s your favourite food? Favourite drink? Do you like weed? What about alcohol?
I think the more important question is are you okay?
Also I can answer one of those I’m a lesbian because I’m a lesbian
Not super big on alcohol, weed is better tbh 😗
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