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uhhhhmanda · 1 hour

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#so glad i'm not the only one whose first thought was “gushers”

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uhhhhmanda · 1 hour

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

#the far side never misses

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uhhhhmanda · 3 hours

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#oh fuck yeah i CAN'T get past the younger/older shorter/taller blonde/brunette thing #JUST USE THEIR NAMESSSSSSSSSSSS #i don't care if someone accidentally has a third hand in the middle of a sex scene #i don't care if the tense flip flops like a fish on land #but i will backbutton if there's this nonsense #typos? they happen to us all #weird sentence structure? dude I WISH i had the balls to write in a second language you have my RESPECT #but if we know the names of the participants there is no need to use descriptors in place of names

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uhhhhmanda · 3 hours

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Thanks for the question, Anon!

I got my lobes pierced when I was 12, so elementary school. I added more over the years when I was in high school and then took those out, but got my conch pierced when I was 27. So I have my lobes and conch currently.

-submit your poll!-

#12 or something?#i know they were newly pierced one year at camp #you know how you can't take them out for the first 6 weeks or whatever #well one came out in my sleep and at pj breakfast i was accused of “being a boy”#at an all girl camp where for sure i had been seen naked by at least 12 other girls when we were changing #this kid was adamant that i was a faker or an infiltrator #no one else gave a shit #also they didn't think that having one earring was a sure sign of being a dude #she tried to escalate it to the camp nurse but the counselors were like hey maybe you shut up and go back to your cabin #i wonder what she's like now?

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uhhhhmanda · 3 hours

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#one full three half

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uhhhhmanda · 4 hours

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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

#lol #sorry i had to #lbfad #clj

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uhhhhmanda · 8 hours

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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr

#other:#i have three and they are all kind of meaningful but not like important meaningful #not fandom related #i drew them all myself #it's been at least 15 years since i got the last one and at this point i either want to have them all removed or get 3000 more

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uhhhhmanda · 8 hours

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bumblebutts

#bumblybee butts #bee butts are very important to me

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uhhhhmanda · 8 hours

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strange man in black hooded robes with a skull mask hovering around town, hes got a stack of papers in his arms, stapling them to various poles and handing them out to bypassers. you look at the poster hes putting up everywhere. "LOST: SKELETON ARMY" is written in large text, underneath is a picture of roughly 5000 skeletons with various weapons, taken like an elementary school class photo. underneath the picture is "CALL NECRUS THE VILE" followed by an evil rune

#lol

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uhhhhmanda · 8 hours

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

#PLEAAAASE

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uhhhhmanda · 8 hours

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