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I must appologize for my brief slip in professionalism. This isn’t appropriate for a member of the Museum, much less a tour guide.

My personal qualms with the platform doesn’t justify my loss of face in a public forum. Tumblr’s staff, whether or not their message was from a human, is most likely human with emotions and thoughts of their own. Spewing venimous words, while perhaps effective to gain attention, isn’t an ethically sound form of communicating greviances.

I hope, dear visitors, you can forgive my lapse in judgement.

Ohoho! Screw tumblr! It fucked with my links! I can’t even get them to redirect in the app!

At the least they sort of work in safari and chrome but sheesh! I expect the bare minimum tumblr: don’t screw with my links.

How do they even fuck that up?

#guide talks

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Depressive AU

by pushtidarling

Characters: Ink Sans, multiverse ensemble

Setting: High school

Rating: Mature

Content Warning: sui*cide attempt, reference to self*harm (drugs/cutting), abu*sive/neglectful parental figure

Note: starts out rough but it’s a feel good story, hurt/comfort comic for most part, silly too

Length: 23 chapters, 6+/per

#depressive au #depressiveau #depression comic #undertale #undertale au #ink sans #undertale comic #killer sans #dust sans #reaper sans #geno sans

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AU Origin Stories

Focus: Comics

Includes:

Sanses: Cross, Dream, Lust, Horror, Ink, Asy, Mob, Insans

Undyne: [Horror version], Soul

Alphys: [Horror version], Alive

Bittybones: Brassberry, Edgy

Note: the only smut link is on n*sfwshamecave, neither the comic Underlust nor Papyton contain any smut.

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_no particular order

1. Xtale from Underverse

By Jael Peñaloza

Cross Sans, X-Gaster

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2. Dreamtale

By jokublog

Dream, Nightmare

Forgot that it was originally a story book style. If you want Dream Sans spiced up, Fallen Guardian by Zu-is-here has Dream fall from grace after Nightmare recovered. Molten Dream from Orbital Inclination has melty dream rather than goopy Dream, not as strong but Passive!Nightmare has a cool role. Nozapuns does some great work with Nightmare. My favorite is a silly Passive!Nightmare comic.

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3. ___tale

By Comyet

Ink

Ever wish the story continued from there? i’m_sorry_buddy has a cool twist to it called The Forgotten Ones

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4. Aftertale

By loverofpiggies

Geno

List of 6 parts

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5. Underlust

By n*sfwshamecave

Lust Toriel, Lust Frisk, Lust Flowey

There’s also a Papyton Comic.

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6. Underlust Reimagined

By zirkun

Master Post

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7. Horrortale

By horrortalecomic (previously sour apple studios)

Horror Sans origin [Chapter 2]

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8. Asylumtale

By Banalras

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9. Mobtale

Original by ___

NyuBlackNeko version

Baby link chain

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10. ALIVE

by Tatatale

Alive (Alphys) and her group of misfit friends break shit and save the multiverse.

Origin Story

Alive

Soul

Insans

MV Mettaton

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11. Brassberry Family Rescue

By boe-someone

It’d hardly be respectful to fandom to not include at least 1 bittybones story. Poetax (aka theskeletongames) does them too, usually with a focus on Edgy and Red called Itty Bitty Problems and Bara Basic Bitty.

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From @undertale-museum

#undertale museum #undertale #undertale au #xtale #cross sans #dream sans #nightmare sans #ink sans #aftertale #geno sans #underlust #underlust reimagined #horrortale #horrortale sans #alphys undertale #undyne undertale #mettaton undertale #lust mettaton

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Who needs vacation when you can come back to work? Ah... I love archiving.

Anywho, we've gone further back in Tethertale Archive. Projections say by the end of this week we may reach the original link chain.

[Part 16 of New Link chain]

Tethertale by enderparty101, 10 part link chain

Enderparty has a ask blog set up with one of the most uniqueky styled AUs out there. Tenor exemplifies this style with stellar moves to boot.

Top that off, Tethertale has my favorite fish monster design, Ranger.

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Life Cycles by Lady_Kit

Topics: coping with heat cycles, LV spikes

Characters: Edge, Stretch, Papyrus, Red, Slim, Skeleton OCs

Ships: Edge x Stretch, Papyrus x Red, Slim x Cash x Twist

Favorite conflict: between Twist and Blackberry

Content warning: references to past s3xual trauma, eating disorder (Edge chapters), smut (fairly tame tbh)

Additional Notes: There's more a focus on their inter-personal conflicts between each other and around the subject of heat as a biological force that can't be stopped than overflowing with smut. Lots of cuddling, hand holding and dipping into nonsexual touches momentarily (might change after Chapter 18).

Note: Cash (Swaptwistfell) only shares a nickname with Swapfell KH.

#undertale #undertale fanfiction #sans x sans #papyrus x papyrus #underfell #underfell sans #underfell papyrus #underfell undyne #undyne #spicyhoney #underswap #swap sans #swap papyrus #papyrus undertale #swapfell papyrus #twistfell papyrus #twistfell sans #twistedpuppymoney

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*forehead pats napkin*

I think I’m due for another vacation!

See ya!

#guide talks #it’s 2 in the morning #normal work life balance is alien to me

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Itty Bitty Problems

by Poetax / The Skeleton Games

Characters: Edgy (Bittybones), Red, Sans

No ships

CW: mental break down

Length: 10 parts

Note: if you use the original link chain Part 8 doesn’t connect to Part 9

#undertale #undertale comic #bittybones #bittybones au #edgy #sansy #underfell sans #sans undertale #horrortale #horrortale sans #undertale comics

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Throne by Skumhuu

Characters: Dream, Cross, Nightmare, Killer

Ships: Dream x Nightmare, Cross x Killer

CW: suggestive, non con, eventual smut

Length: 20 pages on tumblr, 11 pages on Twitter

Status: Ongoing 4April24

[Backup] Twitter links

#guide talks #dream sans #cross sans #nightmare sans #killer sans #dream x nightmare #nightmare x dream #killer x cross

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Tethertale by enderparty101, 10 part link chain

Enderparty has a ask blog set up with one of the most uniqueky styled AUs out there. Tenor exemplifies this style with stellar moves to boot.

Top that off, Tethertale has my favorite fish monster design, Ranger.

#guide talks #undertale museum #tethertale

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Update: Leviathantale by Skumhuu, 20 part link chain, more to come

#guide talks #undertale museum #gallery #leviathantale

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Swap Papyrus & Underfell Edge One shots + Gallery

By @/wave-nine

We didn’t have time today to go far back in the archive but w9 comes up with the most adorable Bunny Stretch we’ve ever seen.

^is a little sample. We might add more the link chain in the future.

#swap papyrus #underfell edge #undertale #undertale comics #underfell #underswap #and more #bunny stretch

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Reaper x Error Comic

by @/nozapuns

It's a Geno-Error timeline in which Reaper remembers but Error does not.

~ Hurt/Comfort vibes ~

[Backup]

[Nightmare, Reaper, Passive!Nm comic by same artist]

#reaper sans #error sans #reapertale #errortale #undertale #undertale comic #undertale au #sans undertale #comfort read

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~The Boe Someone Train~

Orb and I are archiving Boe-Someone's bittybones content. Should be more in the coming days. The bookworm antidote is surprisingly similar to the common cold so I won't be moving around much anytime soon.

Part 1 / Part 10 / Part 20 / Part 30 / Current -->

Abandoned

Family

Horror Bitty Rescue

Fatherhood

Snow Day

#bittybones #bittybones au #undertale #undertale au #brassberry #horrortale #horror sans #underfell #underfell sans #swap sans

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I'm a worm now.

It ends up if you eat magical book worms it can in fact permanently turn you into a worm. The Orb got me the antidote fast so I didn't start cleansing the museum of all organic life so that's good.

Still getting used to the no arms and legs thing.

On the bright side, I'll never be late to a staff meeting again.

#guide talks

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*bonk*

*Guide crumples to the flor*

*A piece of paper magically appears on the museum’s front door.*

OPEN FOR VIEWING

Staff sick: Do not enter 2nd floor

Those who enter the 2nd floor cannot have their safety guarenteed due to bookworm infection. All those who enter archive should have their bookworm vaccine, otherwise they will be immediately expunged.

It seems… that one should not in fact eat 20 bookworms at once.

*hrk*

I think.. I might need to take some time off.

#guide talks #orb talks #museum news

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Anybody care for some nsfwshamecave?

#guide talks #undertale museum #underlust #lust sans #lust sans creator #lust papyrus #salvaged blog #consent post before explicit content

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Oh boi.

Oh boi!

OH BOIIIIIIII!

Guess what, fellas?!

>>>It’s here<<<<

Nsfwcave’s fandom renowned fic, a classic and all around stirring romance between The Great Papyrus, future member of the Royal Harem, and Mettaton, best trivia host the underground has ever seen.

Sadly, Nsfwxcave was one of the many hit by the porn ban. However, no ban wil stop me from spending 6 hours combing through dashboard full of explicit content. When I see my archivsl quarry, I never let go. Maybe distracted but I NEVER LET GO!

For those unaware, the first chapter contains rape. Here is Part 2 for those who still would like to read it.

#lusttale #lust papyrus #papyrus #papyrus undertale #lust mettaton #mettaton #mettaton undertale