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#dogsofig #cute dog #dogstagram #dogblr #gofundme #fundrasier #fundraising #fundraiser #please help #helpingothers #charity #aid #finance #financial aid

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i love my dad!!!  

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hey the “it’s ok this person is doing [weird but harmless behavior] bc they’re autistic” attitude isn’t actually helpful. The behavior itself needs to be destigmatized regardless of who’s doing it.

I’m autistic, and:

I sure as hell don’t feel like having to constantly whip out my Autism Membership Club Card™ to justify my atypical quirks to strangers. That’s private medical information, actually? No one should have to choose between being seen as autistic or as a jerk/weirdo.

I don’t enjoy being made self-conscious and having to wonder “if this weird thing I’m doing is wrong when allistic people do it, does that mean there is something inherently wrong with being autistic? is my ‘bad’ behavior excused bc I am already assumed to be a bad person, who can’t help being bad?” That’s ridiculous and I don’t need that energy.

And what about the many people who are undiagnosed? The many allistic people who have other mental health issues? Are they just weirdos until a medical doctor says otherwise?

What about neurotypical people whose behavior is non-standard for a thousand other reasons, medical and nonmedical? HoH people with unusual speech patterns? People from different cultural backgrounds? People who just have some random weird habits, because it’s actually normal to deviate from the norm in some way? At what point is someone no longer required to seek your permission to behave weirdly? Who qualifies and who doesn’t?

These are absurd situations.

There’s an easy solution: destigmatize weird but harmless behavior, period. People who speak, act, walk, or otherwise behave in a way you find unusual are still people (whose diagnoses are none of your business btw), and we deserve to exist in the world without you judging or punishing us. Choose your battles wisely, because I see a lot of you attacking people who are already walking wounded.

TLDR stop being a judgemental asshole and the world will be a slightly nicer place. mind your own business and let people be weird.

ko-fi

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Throwback to the time I thought their name was grhymes because they make music and also just never looked up their actual name

i just always assumed grimes was named after the simpson character

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Modern day whales are one of the predators of moose lmao

guad, why is one of your three primal fears whales?

so you know how millions of years ago life on this planet tended to be *enormous*? like, after dinos we got ridiculously massive mammals like the indricotherium:

and we got freakin giant apes

and giant fucking camels (Titanotylopus)

well naturally ancient ocean life was 1000x scarier. absolute nightmare fuel. it wasn’t enough that we got terrifying GIANT FUCKING MEGALODON SHARKS

no there was also bullshit like styxosaurus just running around. for NO REASON

look at this bullshit

even the fucking whales were terrifying. wtf Basilosauruses NO ONE asked for

oh wait don’t let me forget that even boring fucking FISH couldn’t be normal

unnecessary and unhelpful. 

I hope i have made a point. the largest animals in the history of the world are now extinct and fuck you PETA i am GRATEFUL for that. i just, i have enough shit to deal with in the world as it is. i don’t think it’s fair to make me deal with that too, i really don’t. so good riddance. 

Except. Blue. Whales.

did i say the largest animals in history? NOPE ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE THIS FUCKER

This Utter.

Blue.

Bastard.

Life on this planet is 4 billion years old and the relatively recent accursed Blue Whale is the largest animal to have existed in all that time. I hate and resent that, and this is why blue whales are tied with late-stage capitalism as one of my Top 3 All Time Fears. Good day to you.

EVERYTHING ELSE GOT SMALLER! EVERYTHING ELSE! NO MORE GIANT RODENTS, NO MORE BEAVERS THAT COULD SQUASH A PERSON WITH THEIR FOOT. NO MORE 3 TON SLOTHS. EVEN THE FUCKING SHARKS got smaller. But not the blue whales. NOT THE FUCKING BLUE WHALES 

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bro that's a pokémon

Black Long Spined Sea Urchins look like they will defeat the world as soon as their social anxiety goes into remission 

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ur profile has a boy name and a girl name no offense but are u a boy or a girl? and what's ur real name you cant have two

No :)

#who monopolised the gender #I actually have 5 names so idk what to tell you

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What if I want you to slap me around for sexual reasons

*slaps you around but for ethical (not sexual) reasons*

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Yes this character is evil but have you considered that the song that plays while they commit atrocities is a fucking banger

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A little bit of girlboss in my life

A little bit of gaslight by my side

A little bit of gatekeep is what i need

A little bit of gaybait is all i see

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The fridge

I... I just opened tumblr... got bored of it... closed tumblr... and then opened it again immediately....

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me: yeah i have pretty good control over my emotions

favorite person: [leaves for an activity without warning/sooner than expected]

me:

[Image ID: Three images of cats with crying eyes photoshopped onto them. End ID.]

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why don’t you capchalogue a better attitude and allocate a better personality to your strife specibus

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It's the babaryuk

I thought the babadook was an anime thing until like two weeks ago, I didn’t realize it was from like a recent movie I thought it was from like a mid-2000s anime