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this might be my favourite reaction to ttpd

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are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

#both bitch 🔫

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yeah

#LMAO #professor layton

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Black Sesame Milk

#DAS CONK CREET BAYBEE lives in my head rent free 24/7

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in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

#?

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Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

#cats

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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

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#total eclipse of the fish or however the song goes

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#video #cats #OUGH

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bring your unemployed friend to work day

#oh this is cute #lethal company #content warning #fanart

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#correct #linkin park

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herons would love middle aged man fishing culture i think

do you understand my vision

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this grave keeper edible aint shit

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wtf youtube got games on it now?

#ramblings

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Op’s a terf

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.