horses keep getting into the tower basement and eating all of the meat reserves. i think they may be living in the walls
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uuhhhhhh guys bards can learn power word kill
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Hey everyone
I’m thinking about quitting tumblr. Not because I’ve had any bad experiences here, but it just takes up too much of my time, you know? Just a heads up to whoever’s following me. I wish you all the best! <3
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Listen, I can improve my character’s charisma but I can’t improve my own, okay?
Our bard, OOC, on struggling with improv (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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Guys, this is really important. Until now, Google collected your data, but did not attach your name to it. Now, they can, and will. This new thing they’re doing will allow them to collect your data across searches, your email, Youtube, Maps, Google+, and all their affiliates, and build a complete profile of YOU.
If that doesn’t bother you, maybe this will: they own and can sell all that data, including anything you create and send (artists and writers, take note).
There is a way you can opt out of this ridiculousness. It’s described in the link, but if you’re still not sure about it, please ask me and I’ll guide you through how to turn all this off.
This is my wake-up call. I’ll be locking down my devices and scaling back what I put through the big Google machine, which means you may see less of me across social media. I’m going to keep researching this, but it may mean in order to keep the rights to my creative work, I’ll have to keep it out of Google’s hands. And that may take some doing.
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why do wizards and mages and shit in stuff always have to use a fucking stick or staff to do magic. what’s so special about a gotdamn tree bone
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@a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy is this you
i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself
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me pressing this stupid lamp at 1am to wake that bitch up
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Man, I told those dryads to stop giving people my address!
@warpsquid I know where you live
She does
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who told you
@warpsquid I know where you live
She does
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“aggressively polite memes” is probably the best thing I’ve heard today
“It’s their job to do that. You don’t have to say thank you”
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Mes
sage
me
all
the
time
GOT IT
h e y
Say it with me now:
Res
train
ing
order
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Someone: You like Dungeons and Dragons? It seems so serious and confusing
Griffin Mcelroy’s voice in my head: WeLcoME to BiG BaSs ChALlenGe mY naMes RaSCal, aRe yoU reADy to CaTch SomE biG BasS?????
Me: haha yea
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When taako hits you with that “who?”
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