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so many white people don’t get this

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tabaxi hybrids

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2 types of players

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MLM

mage loving mage

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Okay but can you imagine how frustrating being a wizard in dnd would be. Like. You spend so long, maybe even years, studying magic, reading books and working hard be well versed in magic and end up really smart.

Then you meet the other spellcasters and they’re just like

Cleric: I believe in God so I’m magic.

Warlock: I just had to ask cthulu for magic and they said yes.

Sorcerers: I was born with magic.

Druid: I just chilled in the forest and got magic.

Bard: I play the fiddle lmao

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has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

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not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life

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MY FAVOURITE trope is the 

“leave all your weapons” *takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*

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My first batch of pride icons! Drawn by myself featuring deer, these are free to use ! Please like or reblog if you plan to use them, credit is appreciated !

I plan to upload these designs onto Redbubble too, so let me know if you are interested. <3

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some night themed pride flags!! flags are in order shown- ace, agender, aromantic, bisexual, gay, genderqueer, lesbian, nonbinary, pansexual, polysexual, and transgender

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Recent Shenanigans

Our first session went something like this:

Niyyak (Sticky-Fingered Tiefling) stands in the center of the room, playing his flute while the sassy little elf (Thi-thi) sits at the bar. Althia (Thea? Hobo Cleric) sits at a table and watches the crowd. Dude in the cloak comes in and we annoy him to the point where he sticks a knife to Thi-thi. She grabs him, he escapes, all three of us chase after him.

A boy brings news from the capital saying the king and queen have been assassinated, they're son kidnapped, and their treasure stolen. The assassin is on the run (he says as we all run after this man). We chase him through the town until we come to an alley of doors. Niyyak tries all of them and breaks down the door to the bakery. He has to pick up Thi-thi so she doesn't go cake crazy.

We enter a house, Niyyak steals salt shakers, then run out the front door upon hearing footsteps coming down the stairs. We end up back at the tavern we started in and buying a room for the night.

The next morning we come down and have some eggs, Niyyak flirts with the bartender a little bit, then we head out to sell a place called Shelly's Shupply Shop, where Niyyak sells the shakers, which Shelly recognizes from another town and comments on them being expensive. Then he looks around the shop and steals two silver spoons, a brass pocket watch, and some rope, before leaving and wishing her a nice day.

Next we stop by the bakery for some biscuits. Niyyak walks in and sees this big ass man, with big muscles and a handsome face, sweeping the splinters from the door we broke down the night before.

"What happened here?" Niyyak fake ponders aloud, knowing full well what happened.

"I don't know." Replies the man.

Niyyak buys five biscuits, two for each elf and on for himself, winks and tips the man, and has plans to return to that bakery to flirt with the sexy hunk bear man.

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Our Current Party Minus One

So we started our first campaign with this group and this is what I've observed over the course of last nights session.

We have:

Already Tired Yet Still Excited DM

Sassy Little Elf Girl

Quiet Hobo Cleric That Has Yet To Fail A Roll

And

Sticky-Fingered Bisexual Flute-Playing Tiefling

We are still missing our other nerd, but their character will be added.

NPCs met so far include:

Creepy Hooded Assassin?

Tired Bartender

Polite Saleswoman

Sexy Buff Baker The Size Of A Bear

Shenanigans to be posted in the next post.

#d&d #danger #tiefling #elf #little elf girl #sassy elf girl #hobo elf cleric #elves #rogue #cleric #bard #elf bard #tiefling rogue #elf cleric #buff baker ;) #tired dm

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Kindness is not weakness.

Kindness takes patience, and strength, and forgiveness. It takes courage.

It is the courage to believe that goodness is possible. That the strength to be kind is not wasted.

It is transformative, it is mundane, it is revolutionary.

Be kind.

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HASHAAN! Will you adopt my best friend. Their parents are homophobic and transphobic and stupid as all hel. My best friend deserves so much better and you are queen dragon mom. Much love!

Hey, we know this was probably asked lightly, but we want you to know you’re never alone! If you or a friend needs help you can always ask for it - you don’t have to put up with any situation that makes you sad, or anxious, or anything that puts you in harm’s way.

You’re in the United States? Feeling down? Call or message the Trevor Project

In the UK and you just need to talk to someone? Switchboard will never hang up on you, and there’s the LGBT Foundation.

Canada has a whole big ol list of places and people you can talk to and things you can read.

Australia too has places and people you can call - state sponsored and otherwise.

I know this isn’t a comprehensive list by any means, and I’m sorry for that. Please, please please please, reach out if you need help. You don’t have to bear this burden alone. Finally, it’s cliche but that’s because it’s true and I speak from experience - it gets better.

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D&D ask meme

1. A favorite character you have played.

2. Your favorite character that someone else has played.

3. Your favorite side quest.

4. Your current campaign.

5. Favorite NPC.

6. Favorite death (monster, player character, NPC, etc).

7. Your favorite downtime activity.

8. Your favorite fight/encounter.

9. Your favorite thing about D&D.

10. Your favorite enemy and the enemy you hate the most.

11. How often do you play and how often would you ideally like to play?

12. Your in game inside jokes/memes/catchphrases and where they came from.

13. Introduce your current party.

14. Introduce any other parties you have played in or DM-ed.

15. Do you have snacks during game times?

16. Do you play online or in person? Which do you prefer?

17. What are some house rules that your group has?

18. Does your party keep any pets?

19. Do you or your party have any dice superstitions?

20. How did you get into D&D? How long have you been playing?

21. Have you ever regretted something your character has done?

22. What color was your first dragon?

23. Do you use premade modules or original campaigns?

24. How much planning/preparation do you do for a game?

For DMs

25. What have your players done that you never could have planned for?

26. What was your favorite scene to write and show your characters.

27. Do you allow homebrew content?

28. How often do you use NPCs in a party?

29. Do you prefer RP heavy sessions or combat sessions?

30. Are your players diplomatic or murder hobos?

For Players

31. What is your favorite class? Favorite race?

32. What role do you like to play the most? (Tank/healer/etc?)

33. How do you write your backstory, or do you even write a backstory?

34. Do you tend pick weapons/spells for being useful or for flavor?

35. How much roleplay do you like to do?

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Filibusterfrog Worldbuilding etc. Masterpost

some links for you folks, easy access

General worldbuilding

Half elves’ Home Made Families

The Orc Smear Campaign

Chameleon Dragonborn

Elf Hair

Albinism pt 1/ pt 2

Halflings and Adoption

Hybrids

Tieflings

Dragonborn 

Orcs                                  

Wood Elves

Drow

Dwarves

Tabaxi

Living Islands

Eggs

Islands pt 1

Desert Biome

Islands part 2

Bestiary

Packs

Explorers Pack

Priests Pack

Burglars Pack

Entertainers Pack

Dungeoneers Pack

Diplomats Pack

Monster hunters pack

Spell Scars

Cantrips

1st level

2nd level

3rd level

4th level

5th level

6th level

7th level

8th level

9th level

commissioned

Catalogues for toe-in-the-water furries and monsterfuckers

Cats

Metallic Dragons

Chromatic Dragons

Harpies

Cervitaurs (deer-centaur)

½ Minotaur/ quarter bulls

Seasonal Fae

Dream fae