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hey folks

heyyy i go by bev now instead of ellie bc of a shitload of personal reasons! happy new year babes! :))

#bev #like bev marsh but uglier #it 2017 #sophia lilis is my idol #yeet

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hi Soren and rio

soren whats ur tumblr

rio ur still an ass

#im in english rn

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rio stop stalking me

rios an asshole but its ok because hes funny 

#FUCK OFF DARIO

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rios an ass

hi rio

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what

i have two things i wish to share with yall: one; i watched big hero 6 on disney+ at around 1 am this morning and,,, What The Fuck.i literally forgot how much 11 year old me had a crush on Hiro and let me just say that having a crush on fictional characters is NOT the move. two; i was at a debate tournament yesterday and while the varsity pf rounds were happening me and my friends snuck off and played paranoia. well after a while it was time to head back to the varsity pf round room so people would think we were there the whole time but me and my friend maggie saw this,,fucking   hallway. THIS HALLWAY HAD SUCH A SURREAL VIBE COMING FROM IT THE ENERGY RADIATING OFF OF IT HIT ME HARDER THAN A WET SACK OF MICE. and so we walked down this hallway and...... WHAT THE FUCK??? it was so unreal and it was like getting 100 simultaneous vibe checks? we literally and actually cried real tears of confusion and joy because of this Fucking Hallway. and yeah im done wiht my rant thanks yall

#hallway #what the fuck #that was so beyond a vibe check #also we went 3-2 for debate if yall were wondering #i cannot believe that hiro tadashi isnt real im gonna cry #im fairly sure yesterday was a mass fever dream

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hoco

guys my hoco dress is way fancier than it should be and im so excited im gonna look so hot omg

#hoco #eek #dress #sksk

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yeah what the fuck

what kind of sociopath likes things like ketchup and country music and bananas like does anyone actually enjoy those things or is that made up

#???

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only debate kids know

alrighty so i had a fucking 10 hour long tournament on saturday, and the second round i debated against this cute kid and we kept making eye contact during cross even though we’re not supposed to, and after we beat them i deadass went on tabroom and STALKED HIM and found his name and found his social media and he accepted my follow request! ayeee im living. also debate boys are usually cute ngl

#debate #public forum #debate boys are cute #eek #yall debate is so fun #ReSoLvEd: tHe Eu ShoUlD nOt JoiN ChiNAs BrI #yall should try out public forum debate #congress kids SUCK LMAO #i won an award bc i won every round yeehaw #second speaker

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FUCK

SO UH MY FREIND WAS BEING A BIG DUMB AND WAS LIKE MAKING LOUD NOISES AND MY STEPMOM CAME M A R C H I N G DOWN THE STAIRS AND WAS LIKE “ARE YOU SLAMMING DOORS AND SHIT???? IVE BEEN AWAKE FOR 45 MINUTES BECAUSE OF YOUR BULLSHIT” AND THEN SLAMMED THE DOOR ON ME HOLY SHIT IM SO GROUNDED 

#FUCK #SAVE ME #IM SCREWED #PLS SEND HELP #MY STEPMOMS PISSED #RUBY THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT #AGHHH

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so a lots happened

my friend and i were making a fake dating profile on eharmony and it was like “what do you like to do in your free time?” and i wrote “make fun of the crippled” and that sent us into a FIT I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

#crippled #make fun of the crippled #help #eharmony #dating #online dating #fuck #it sent us over the fuckin edge #fake #fake dating profile #i need mental help #i met this super hot guy on omegle named hunter and he serenaded me with his guitar #i miss hunter #fml #he was so cute #i got his number #he said he'd date me if we lived closer #sobbing #i actually got a hot guys number #we asked people to rate us and a lot of them rated me higher than my friend oof #yall #oh my fucking god this is a lot of tags #are you shitting me #ive seen so many old peoples dicks #omegle is not for children #there was one guy who looked like an actual human potato #not the "i'm so random type potato but an ACTUAL H U M A N P O T A T O #my self esteem got BOOSTED #also i asked out a guy at my school and he said he rly likes me but doesnt want a relationship rn oof #bullshit

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my sense of time is warped

yall is it just me or when yall were little did cookies seem to take like 12 hours to bake?? like u would sit in the kitchen and just wait?? when in reality it was like 15-20 minutes?? like what?????

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WHEEZIING

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AHAHAHAH

Anne : I regret buying you that blender.

Jerry : *sips toast* why ?

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i would kill for blue

Guys i love my livestock guardian dog shes so large and good

She just did a big scary alert bark for me and when I went to check what was up

She had found an extra large dung beetle

She wanted me to examine it... I did and I told her it was an Allowed Dung Beetle and she immediately stopped alerting, became very proud of herself when i praised her for letting me know, and went to finish up her bowl of kibble

Oh

She is perfect

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yall

im so done with everyone why does life have to be so stressful all the fucking time ugh