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Just made a little something. First time ever using Watercolourpencils and I ended up loving the result.

Had to make a phonecase out of my adorable pink chubby bees.

You can find me on tiktok under :theCaptainsBloodyShip

#artists on tumblr #chubby #Chubby bees #acrylicpainting #Watercolour pencils #Custom #Phonecase #God I hate hashtags #You have to do what you have to do

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If that's not me I don't know who it is. But you know that disguise is pretty good

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Looks like I forgot about this "blog" again... Upsi

Anyway, I just started 3rd week of work, everything is still going fine but its boring rn bc we don't have anything to do.

On the upside I started knitting. I know it sounds boring but it's actually really easy and quite fun. It's an activity we're I can be creative so my brain doesn't get depressed because it things that my existence is a waste of time and space just because I didn't do something creative fo once, but it's not to much to think about so my brain can go "you will never finish this you are bad at art, bad at everything you do, it looks like shit..." and then I get depressed again.

It's the perfect middle, but the annoying down on this new hobby of mine is that I now want so much wool and knit with it. And ic ant afford that.

But I really really want to make a Halloween themed ugly christmas sweater. I swear I live in those around Christmas. Now I need one for halloween too.

I forgot what I initially wanted to say soooo

Byee

#knitting #halloween #sweater #i'm bored #Depression #artists on tumblr #art #Depressed artist #TheCaptainsBloodyShip #Work

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Well I decided to revive this old blog [even though it never was one to begin with but we are just going to ignore that fact]

Just doing this to get my thoughts out there wven though Tumblr is supposedly 'dead' its a platform I enjoy, I feel like here is the least negativity in comparison to Instagram, snap chat, tiktok and whatever there is. And I don't show my face anyway bc I don't need people judging me based on my looks, they do that in real life anyway so I don't need that here too.

Anyway, I started rambling but this is probably going to be the point of this. I don't expect anyone to follow me or like me. I don't even care

But if you made it through to this part...

Hyy my official name is theCaptainsBloodyShip but you can call me whatever. I like you just bc you read this piece of sheit.

And now following, a shit load of hashtags bc apparently deep down I actually want people to see and read and like this and apparently the I don't care part is just a vasade... Fassade? I think it's Fassade...

Byeee *wave*

#theCaptainsBloodyShip #weird

#weird shit #who reads tags #TheCaptainsBloodyShip #alive #still alive #i hate tags #the fuck #Blog #Blog I guess

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A fallen merman taking his last breaths, for some, the stuff of nightmares, for others, the stuff of dreams. Hauntingly beautiful scupture ‘And then I saw Colby on the Street and my fantasy died’ by  Cameron Stalheim.

Definitely the stuff of dreams for me. And I know who I’ll be dreaming of…

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A Decade of Jeffrey Dean Morgan Roles (2010-2020)

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Dean covering your mouth with his hand during sex for the Demon Dean celebration! xx

~Silenced~

Demon!Dean x Reader

225 Words

Summary: You release Dean from the Devil’s Trap…

Warnings: NSFW, Smut, Dub-Con, Rough Sex

**PLEASE HEED THE WARNINGS. Demon!Dean is extremely dark in these drabbles.

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His palm’s thick and meaty, sealed over your mouth hard enough you can feel the pressure in your teeth. You grunt against him, knees pressing into the slick muscle of his sides as he fucks into you.

It was probably a mistake, breaking that Devil’s Trap, but he was in serious pain - and you just - you couldn’t. Sam had stepped out for a moment, soul-sick of seeing his brother, of hearing his brother this way. It was an opportunity laid out bare for you by Hell itself.

So you took it.

A swift blow to the head left Sam cold on the old tile, and now you’re stretched out underneath a terrifyingly powerful demon. No - Dean. This is still Dean.

Only Dean has never so much as kissed you, and now - now he’s fucking you in a way no man ever has; hips snapping, one hand still clamped over your mouth while the other fists the mess of hair at the base of your skull.

He smells intoxicating almost, smells like blood and spice and violence. You want to breathe all of it in, want to savor the brutality of it all.

You come only seconds after he does, the release of his sticky-hot pleasure finally and thoroughly breaking you.

But if you’re completely honest with yourself, you’ve been broken for a very long time.

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(Source: https://loki-sun.tumblr.com/)

SAME ENERGY

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Finally that piece of perfection is finally here

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

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I need these sooo much

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That is fucking adorable.

Totally made my day and it's just how I would imagine then to be on Valentine's day.

Love ittt.

When Dean wakes up the other side of the bed is empty and cold, he yawns widely, rubbing his eyes. He picks his phone to check the hour.

8 am.

That’s weird, Cas is never out of bed this early. Dean shrugs, it’s still early, he thinks about going to sleep again, he probably won’t be able to, not now that he knows Cas’ warmth isn’t here with him, he sighs and decides to get up, but when he is going to let his phone, smiling softly at his wallpaper, a pic of him and Cas making funny faces at the camera, he sees the date.

14th february.

He has never given this day a second thought, well, at least he hasn’t thought further from the idea of going to a bar and see what happened. 

But this year is different, because he has a boyfriend now, he wants to laugh at that, not only because he sounds like a teenager with a big crush, but because his boyfriend is a freakin’ old as balls angel of the lord. 

He shakes his head, he wonders if he would believe himself if he could talk to the Dean of a year ago and tell him that he is going to celebrate valentine’s day, with Cas, and that he has everything planned so he can give Cas the best first valentine’s day ever. He knows Cas is going to love what Dean has planned for them, he is going to drive them to a town not too far from here to visit a street market, then to a little cinema to watch one of Cas’ favourite movies, maybe a relaxing bath too, and then whatever happens to finish the day.

He gets up, stretching and walks towards the door, opening it, there is a weird silence around, he was going to the bathroom but something tells him he should look for a certain angel to see what is going on. He looks both ways down the hallway, that’s when he sees the little sticky note on the door of their bedroom, he blushes when he sees the little heart drawn on it, he reads the note ‘good morning, handsome.’, there is also a little arrow at the bottom.

God, Cas and his go big or go home policy with new human stuff.

He walks in the direction marked by the arrow, finding more notes along the way, picking all of them to read them( and totally for keeping them with him, too), each one of them talking about a different little thing Cas loves about him.

When he finds the last one he is in front of the kitchen.

‘‘Cas?’‘ Before he can peer inside he has an armful of angel, he stumbles backward, until his back hits the wall behind them, hugging Cas back tightly.

‘‘Happy valentine’s day Dean!’‘ Dean chuckles a little out of breath, he says it back, Cas pulls away to smile brightly at him, his hair a mess, his t-shirt stained and a smear of something on his face.

‘‘What were you doing in there?’‘

‘‘Nothing.’‘ It’s the nothing Cas usually uses when he was trying to do something but it didn’t go like he wanted to. Dean gives him a skeptical look. ‘’I was thinking that maybe we should go out for breakfast.’’ Dean doesn’t want to laugh, but he can’t help a little amused smile at Cas’ attemps of keeping him out of the kitchen.

‘‘Are you going to clean up whatever you did there later?’‘

‘‘Of course!’‘

‘‘So you did something!’‘ Cas simply hugs him again, hiding his face against Dean’s chest, Dean gives up, laughing.‘‘Thanks for the notes Cas, I love you.’’ Cas kisses him tenderly.

‘‘I love you too.’‘ Cas kisses him again.’‘We should get ready to go have that breakfast.’‘

‘‘You have to clean up yourself a little bit first, darling.’‘

‘‘What about a shower together?’‘ Dean can’t and won’t say no to that, the kitchen and whatever mess Cas made there quickly forgotten.

‘‘That sounds great.’‘ Cas nods and holds his hand tightly, leading the way to the bathroom, walking a little bit faster when they both hear a loud ‘What the hell happened here?!’ from the kitchen.

Dean knows is going to be a great valentine’s day.

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Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

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Dialogue with Emotional Connotations

Use these as prompts, reference, or whatever else you’d like. I had fun making this list. 

Part 2 now published

Dialogue That’s Like a Love Letter

“It was always you.”

“Can you just hold my hand?”

“I love you in every possible way.”

“You are your own person. You are not mine. But I hope you will let me love you.”

“I wished every day to hold you once more.”

“You are a fountain of good fortune, my love.”

“Seeing your face is like drinking water after a lifetime in the desert.”

“There is something between us and it is the most beautiful thing I have ever felt.”

“If I could stay here with you forever, I would.”

“You had the deftness of a master thief when you stole my heart.”

“You are the first thing on my mind, the last thought before sleep, and my truest love.”

Dialogue That Tugs at Those Heart Strings

“You made me feel weak.”

“I didn’t mean to love you so much.”

“You were the only person I thought I could trust.”

“You promised you wouldn’t forget me.”

“I don’t have anyone else.”

“I thought you still loved me.”

“You never cared that you broke my heart.”

“It wasn’t supposed to end this way.”

“Please just stay with me. For one moment at least.”

“You’re leaving now?”

“You didn’t miss me at all?”

“I can’t love you anymore.”

“I wish I was sorry.”

“All these years and you decide to break my heart now?”

“Did I ever really matter to you?”

Dialogue That is Angry

“Admit that you’re wrong!”

“Do not compare yourself to me.”

“My hate for you runs deeper than your ego.”

“You left me!”

“You will never know how I feel.”

“Liar!”

“I wish you were dead.”

“You will regret this.”

“Get away from me!”

“I don’t know you anymore.”

Dialogue That is Sunshine and Smiles

“This is my favorite time of day.”

“Isn’t it beautiful?”

“Feel it, it’s soft.”

“He’s adorable, what’s his name?”

“Let’s take the long way home.”

“I know it’s early, but you have to see this sunrise.”

“Paint with me.”

“I love it. It’s amazing.”

“Look at those stars.”

“You’re absolutely fantastic.”

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Re-blog if you are a Dom or Sub that believes men and women are equals. Fuck all this women are inferior to men bullshit I see floating around Tumblr. Women should be treated with respect at all times. Even more so, if she decides to gift her submission to you. I’m a Dom, I’m also a feminist. Submission is a gift, not a right!

Enlightened thinking.

Source: @fantasies-of-a-dominant

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Richard Speight, Jr. as Jed Berwind in Justified episode 2.12 Reckoning (part 2/2)

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Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further

Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.

TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.

Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience

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oh my god that was amazing!!

I love spike and that fic was soo good. you did a really great job and I'm sure I'm going to read it again a few times.

♥❤♥❤♥

Wasted

Summary: You’re a Watcher in a time when Slayers are plentiful. Stationed on the East Coast, you find yourself working with an infamous vampire who happens to think you’re the dogs bollocks. Problem is, he’s irritating as hell.

Pairing: Spike x plus!size reader

Word Count: 3592

Warnings: fat-shaming, flirting, playful insults, Spike being a white knight and smut.

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