I had a weird crack au dream last night that I wanted to share:
Naruto does his Reverse Harem Jutsu on Kaguya and she gets kind of entranced, but also just starts telling Naruto her actual preferences, which, Naruto being Naruto listens to and changes the clones appropriately, leaving Kaguya surrounded by a half dozen mostly Sakumo clones.
Kakashi is slowly dying inside and rapidly going through his memories if his dad ever even implied he fucked the moon rabbit lady, while Naruto makes the innocuous comment that her preference kind of looked like Kakashi-Sense
Which draws her attention immediately and now Narutos having a sit down with a Goddess telling her all about Kakashi, Kakashi is quietly trying to leave
And the last thing I remember is Kaguya hugging Kakashi calling him her little boy while Kakashi is desperately trying to remember if Sakumo ever said anything about fucking the moon. Team 7 is happy if confused, and there are still a bunch of mostly naked Sakumo clones around
They roll back up into Konoha proper with Naruto looking happy to have made like the ultimate friend, Kaguya holding Kakashi bridal style cause "her boy, her baby boy" and Kakashi having an entire crisis while being carried by a goddess that might also maybe be his mother???
Kakashi's gonna Edo Tensei Sakumo asap because he has questions