let's make a new social media!
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Inflate Pintourest
this message goes out specifically to Pinterest users
hi :3
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Petition to make this a correct angel hare quote
Jonah’s Father: You’re not good enough for my son!
Gabby: You’re not good enough for your son.
Jonah’s Father: …Excuse me?
Gabby: You heard me.
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contemplating staying in bed because I’m sick or making pizza
it‘s hard
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meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board
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pukicho is appearing on your fed(eral agent)? eh that sounds normal enough for him
Who is this Pukichop and why do they keep apearing on my fed
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where do I meet her
WHERE
Everyone,
Meet Leah 💕
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“I thought the goddess of love would look…different.” The wrinkled old woman waved a dismissive hand, leaned closer, and smiled. “You are thinking of my daughter, the goddess of passion and romance. Dearie, I am the goddess of LOVE.”
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“I thought the goddess of love would look…different.” The wrinkled old woman waved a dismissive hand, leaned closer, and smiled. “You are thinking of my daughter, the goddess of passion and romance. Dearie, I am the goddess of LOVE.”
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oh no aron
aron how did you fall
DID MY GUARDRAILS BREAK
I fell of my bed
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yeah, I wouldn‘t
I was in Australia and MrBeast gave me the choice between 1 Australian dollar and a 750 Australian dollar bill and I chose the 1 dollar, and promptly fell into the pond and sunk really fast.
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tumblr is simply a rock tumblr
our brains are all the rocks
and they are being gradually smoothed out in a viscous goo
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Post flopped
you know the dog breed daschund?
its name is a portmanteau of "dasch" and "hund" which translates in german to "that" and "dog" respectively.
DASCHUNDS ARE JUST BRANCHED FROM THE WORDS "that dog"
SOME GERMAN REALLY WENT "Oh hey, schau mal dasch hund" and his buddy was like "Nennen wir es Daschund!"
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No
FUCK FACE CAN YOU NOT SPAM POSTS AT 2AM, I AM TRYING TO SLEEP.
Awaken
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you know the dog breed daschund?
its name is a portmanteau of "dasch" and "hund" which translates in german to "that" and "dog" respectively.
DASCHUNDS ARE JUST BRANCHED FROM THE WORDS "that dog"
SOME GERMAN REALLY WENT "Oh hey, schau mal dasch hund" and his buddy was like "Nennen wir es Daschund!"
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