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whatwh · 7 days
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So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
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whatwh · 8 days
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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whatwh · 10 days
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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whatwh · 10 days
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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whatwh · 15 days
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In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers:  princesses and wizards.
Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’ This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.
I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her. 
That would be my kind of story.
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whatwh · 24 days
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inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.
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whatwh · 25 days
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New witch!Grian fic!
It's almost like I didn't abandon Heartmore. I'm happy to talk about this world. I have plans, but they probably ain't going no where.
A relatively scrawny boy With bright blonde hair Stands at the doorway. He had been standing there for a good while, worried about actually knocking. It turns out though that whoever was on the other side got tired of waiting for him and opened the door. “What do you want?” The person snapped at him. Enough to make him flinch. He was younger than the boy had expected, only a good few years older than him, rather than the decade he expected. That didn't stop his fear. Especially with his eccentric clothing, though he can't really blame him considering he showed up on the doorstep of his house. Or, more accurately, an apartment.
“Oh um, I would… I would like to speak with a man named Grian?.” He said with immense hesitance and with such an uncertainty that the other person hesitated in his aggression. Which calmed The boy down some. “I’m him. Who are you?” “My name is-” “Timmy right?” “N-No, it's Jimmy” “Good enough. What are you here for Timmy?” And here's the hard part, but at least he's practiced. “I'm your cousin. It would seem.” “Cousin.” The suspicion that had been lost in his hesitancy was suddenly back at full force. “Yeah, it's, a, Im a while away, but-” He was then cut off by the stranger, asking. “What's my mother's maiden name?” Jimmy had no clue, so he said the first name that came to mind. “Jefferson?” He knew that he was incorrect based on the expression, but the boy let him into his apartment anyway. “Well, obviously you're not a stalker, or else you'd’ve gotten that right.” So I guess that's why. “But seriously, why are you here? I don't have any cousins.” “Well, my mom sent me a book for my 13th birthday. It had 11 names in it. It doesn't have your name, but it has your parents. I couldn't find anything about them, so. So here I am” At this the boy's cold hesitancy turned into something more unidentifiable. So parents aren't a good topic for him. Noted. Too bad that's why he's here. “Just explain yourself, and if you don't, then I'm getting you kicked out.” “The book was a grimoire.” … “Yeah, I expected that,” he said after a few moments of tense silence. “I mean, you did say it was for your thirteenth birthday after all… But that doesn't explain why you're here in my apartment.” “You're the last person in the book. Err, close to the book. I thought you might be able to give me some answers.” “I kind of expected that, but it's not good to hear It.” He sighed loudly. “Still, Why are you here? You've explained how but still you obviously have a purpose.”
“I want to know if it's true, and you're the only person that I think can tell me that.” “I’ll need your hair” I hesitated so much that I froze, but he seemed happier with that than if I had handed it over right away. “Good. Here's a lesson for you. Any body part, whether it's seemingly useless or not, can be used against you. It's a part of you. You're right to hesitate. Most spells will only need one hair at most, And that's only if they are directly working with you. Specifically, most spells don't need them at all. Even those that people often say need it. It just makes it easier at times. You should do whatever you can to not hand DNA out to anyone and that includes me, but for these purposes. I will need one.“ He saw the hesitancy in my eyes and seemed to approve, which was good. His first not negative or neutral emotion He has had the entire conversation. After I picked one short hair and gave it to him, he told me to come back at midnight on the New Moon. “Oh. Does that mean I'm supposed to be here at midnight, Be leaving the house, or be with you at midnight?” “Be here, in this apartment, talking to me.” “And that'll tell me what I want to know.” I glanced at the hair that was now in a small bottle. “Well, no promises, but I will tell you if you've got magic in you. Now, in case you don't understand, say this to anyone and you're dead. Not even from me, just literally. Anyone who knows you're looking into magic is a risk. And for the reason you're here?” He didn't finish that sentence. He didn't have to. Even before I got the grimoire and started looking into everything, I knew that Witches had it rough. Them being ‘introduced’ to the world was the first step of the hybrid's introduction. People were scared of them. Very scared. And they were hunted. The hybrids only spoke out after the deaths of most witches. They meant to defend their fellow inhumans, but they were instead perceived as saving the humans. Now people don't view them like that. But the effects are long lasting. Hybrids are fine, but witches aren't. It's only from reading a ton of hybrid created history books that I understand that much. Everything else still sees the witches as… bad. So Grian has nothing to worry about. “If this turns out how you expect, then there's only 2 of us left now. And there were only 10. At least in the city, and that means that we would be all we got. Now, get out of my house.” I was confused at the sudden change of tone.”No, get out of my house. Seriously. “ At that the blonde haired boy named Jimmy left the slightly older boy - No, it's his cousin's - apartment faster than anyone had ever seen him move. And he has a lot of running in his history.
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whatwh · 26 days
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cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it
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whatwh · 3 months
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Dreamt that Danny Gonzalez joked about adding 'Boys will be Boys' to the constitution. the people with him talked about how horrifying this was
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whatwh · 3 months
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Have you guys seen that clip
Go off Kermit
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whatwh · 3 months
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The vibes man
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
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whatwh · 3 months
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The vibes man
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
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whatwh · 4 months
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AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT
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whatwh · 4 months
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Things to do with Jack and Maddie without them being abusive
As someone who actually likes Jack and Maddie as characters (I'm a fervent shipper of Maddie/Jack/Vlad), it's a real bummer to see so many people out there deciding that for their DPxDC AUs that Jack and Maddie are abusive, when that really doesn't represent how they are in canon. Now I fully acknowledge that doing this can be a very useful tool for telling certain types of stories, and if you want to make a story about recovering from abuse and finding a new found family, all the more power to you for that! But for any other type of story where them being abusive isn't necessary for the backstory of the story you want to tell... It's just a bummer to do that, y'know? If you don't want to tell a story with Jack and Maddie in it, that's entirely fine! I'm not asking you to. But there are ways to get rid of them without making them abusive or dying. Of the two, I personally would prefer them dying (I just like the story potential of that, especially as far as Vlad is concerned). But there are plenty of easy things to do with them to keep them out of the story that don't require them being abusive or dead! So I'm here to give a list of things that can happen to them (that have precedent within either Danny Phantom itself or the DC universe) that keep them out of the story that don't require much explanation as well as some other ideas for what you can do with them if you have no idea what to do with them otherwise.
Lots of ideas under the cut! (Feel free to take what you want. As always, credit is appreciated, but not necessary. But I would love to see what you do with it!)
If you need them permanently absent so that Danny can get adopted
Fell into the Ghost Zone and cannot be found.
They are gone for whatever reason and Jazz is currently Danny's legal guardian (she's 18 or older and is therefore a legal adult).
While in the Ghost Zone, they accidentally traveled through time/got transported somewhere where they can't get home easily.
They got severely Joker gassed and are in medical care. (This is actually what happened to Duke's parents!)
They got severely Scarecrow gassed and are in medical care.
Went insane for some supervillain-related reason and are now missing/in medical care.
They were kidnapped by a villain for some reason.
They were kidnapped by a villain and are currently in a lotus-eaters simulation and therefore don't even know that they've gone missing.
Abducted by aliens.
They got wrapped up in some supervillain bullshit and now have amnesia and are unable to recognize Danny and Jazz.
They got magicked into something that can't take care of Danny and Jazz.
They were experimented on and are now incapable of taking care of Danny and Jazz.
Some cosmic entity did a whoopsie that effected Jack and Maddie and now they're in a condition/situation where they cannot take care of Danny and Jazz.
Got arrested and are in jail for some reason.
Were arrested and sent to jail for a long time. Have since joined Task Force X/the Suicide Squad for lienency.
Got hit by a stray Zeta-Beam and are now on some alien planet.
They got teleported somehow. We aren't certain about the details.
They fell into a hole to another world.
They no-clipped out of their normal reality.
Stranded with no way home.
They somehow ended up on a different planet. They are just hanging out with Space Cabbie now, who is just having a ROUGH day and can't find Earth for whatever reason.
Inducted into a Lantern Corps and are VERY busy because of it!
Coma.
Effected by a debilitating illness/disease/condition that makes them incapable of taking care of others.
They were forced to go undercover for some reason and therefore vanished. (Letting their kids know is optional)
They were forced to go undercover for some reason and were forced to fake their deaths.
They died, but came back to life. Danny has not been informed of this.
They got possessed by a superhero or supervillain who just wandered off with their bodies.
They got separated following a disaster and haven't been able to find each other again.
They've been retconned to hell and back again to the point where no one is entirely certain where they are, what they're doing, or even if they're alive anymore. Don't worry about it! Only mention them when it's relevant and the rest of the time we aren't going to bother explaining what's going on with them. If they are mentioned, accounts of where they are and what's going on with them are contradictory.
They're around, but will go unseen throughout this story
Any of the situations in the previous section, but it only happened to one of the parents, and the other is just too busy working and taking care of the kids by themselves.
The same as previous, but they also moved to Gotham.
Retcon things so that the events of Danny Phantom actually happened in Gotham City all along. (Maybe Amity Park is like... A suburb in the greater Gotham area.)
They went on vacation/were hired for a job that would take them away from home. They left Danny and Jazz to be taken care of by Vlad. Vlad is an asshole, so they ran away from him.
They went on vacation/were hired for a job that would take them away from home, but now that Jazz is over 18, she's been left in charge.
Put into Witness Protection by the government/the Guys in White.
Danny and friends have graduated from high school and are now legal adults, perhaps in college.
Danny's whole family moved to Gotham City. They're just at home/working during the events of this story.
Jack and Maddie have been hired to do some work with the Justice League and need to be away from home for an extended period of time. They have left a member of the Justice League to take care of Danny and Jazz in the meantime.
Fieldtrip/school trip to Gotham City.
Danny is old and responsible enough that Jack and Maddie trust Danny (and/or Jazz) to travel on their own. His parents are just a call away if he needs help.
Jack and Maddie are separated for whatever reason (one went missing/one is working abroad/they are divorced/one died) and the other moved to Gotham and is taking care of the kids in the meantime, but is busy and so will not appear.
Something happened to Fenton Works and the family needs to temporarily stay somewhere else while the problem with Fenton Works is sorted.
The family was driven out of town and they ran off to Gotham to escape the angry mob. (Or at least to wait until things cool down again.)
Jack or Maddie are able to work remotely and so they've moved to Gotham to do so. The kids came along/are visiting.
Jack and/or Maddie were hired for temporary work in Gotham and decided to bring the kids along.
One family member was taken to Arkham Asylum. They moved to Gotham to be closer.
Jazz went to Gotham for college. Danny is visiting.
Danny is sent to Gotham/Arkham for specialized health reasons.
Jack and Maddie have gotten in contact with a specialist that lives in Gotham and are visiting for work-related reasons.
They are on vacation in Gotham and brought the kids along. Danny and Jazz have been let off the leash to go where they want while Jack and Maddie do touristy stuff.
Visiting family/family friends living in Gotham.
They were passing through but are now unable to leave. (Bonus points if it's a No Man's Land situation.)
They were passing through, but were robbed. Jack and Maddie are dealing with the robbery stuff where Danny is off somewhere else.
They were just passing through, but Maddie and Jack got SEVERELY distracted by something and have run off to who knows where!
They are traveling with Vlad and expected Vlad to take care of and watch the kids!
Danny was abducted to Gotham.
Danny accidently ended up in Gotham somehow.
Danny somehow got transported/teleported to Gotham.
Doing an educational trip/apprenticeship/internship over in Gotham.
Danny ran away impulsively.
Some villain threatened Danny's family and forced him to run away from home.
Danny has revealed his secret to his parents, and while they might worry about Danny being a vigilante, believe in and trust Danny to do the right thing and allow him to do what he feels that he must to protect people.
The same as above, but Vlad also came out and is supervising.
They died.
I cannot understate the sheer JUICY storytelling potential that you can have by killing Jack and Maddie off! We already know how it might effect people and events from what we see in The Ultimate Enemy, but there really is limitless potential in terms of ways to twist, turn, and play with things to have different outcomes! Additionally, Jack and Maddie being genuinely good parents that die protecting Danny and Jazz offers lots of ways for Bruce to relate to Danny and Jazz! (He decided to become Batman so that no one would have to face what he did ever again... And he failed...) And the way that they die can offer some lovely different flavors of angst, coping mechanisms, motovations, and learning to deal with their loss. So here are some ideas for how to kill them off!
The universe exploded again, and when it was put back together, Jack and Maddie ceased to exist in current canon continuity. (This happens more often than you'd think.)
Vlad Wins.
They were killed in an apocalypse-level event.
They were killed in the crossfire of some superhero/supervillain fight.
They were taken by some villain. They were killed before the heroes could arrive.
They were killed in a random act of violence/crime. (Much like Batman's backstory. Do this to gain extra points from Bruce.)
Died in prison/after joining the Suicide Squad.
Gang violence.
Any of the previous but Gotham is just THAT dangerous!
Same as any gassing or supervillain plan, but they died instead of being missing or in medical care.
Got transported to a place where they died very far away from home.
They just died suddenly or because of an accident. It happens sometimes.
Things to note
Believe it or not, but your parents can still be in your life AND you can join the Batfamily AT THE SAME TIME! :D
Examples:
Barbra Gordon is very much in the Batfamily and both of her parents are alive and well. She's a very important part of the family, and in the comics, it is not uncommon to see her calling up her dad and talking to him! They'll even call each other if they need help with something. This does not take away from the fatherly role Bruce often has in her life. (She can have 2 dads and good for her for that!)
When Tim initially became Robin, his parents were alive and well. They would later die because comic writers are just like that, but being an orphan without loving parents in your life is not a prerequisite to being Robin.
Duke's parents are also alive! They are under the effects of Joker toxin, but they are alive, and if they ever find a cure for it, I imagine that they would be more than happy to have Duke back in their lives!
Terry from Batman Beyond is not an orphan and was taken under Bruce's wing to be the next Batman! Terry is even going to inherit a fair amount of Bruce's wealth for deciding to take on the responsibility of being Batman. But while his dad did die, his mom is still alive and well over the course of the series! And he has a little brother too! Terry may still be a teenager, but he is a bit of a breadwinner for his household while also still being an important part of Bruce's family. (He is often someone who helps Bruce take care of himself.)
But if the story you truly want to explore requires being adopted specifically... Well... You don't have to be a kid to be adopted! Jack and Maddie can still raise Danny and Jazz into adults and Bruce is able to adopt them later if he wants, once they have been well and established in his family! Hell, you don't even have to wait! As long as Bruce asks permission from Jack and Maddie, they can be alive AND he can adopt Danny! There is more than one way to be in a family, you know! And sometimes it takes a village! And really, would Jack and Maddie really object to Danny being adopted by billionaire Bruce Wayne, especially if Danny really is enjoying his time being a part of his family and if Bruce has been an absolutely lovely person to them whenever he visits?
So I hope that you're able to take some inspiration from all of this for your own stories! If you need some elaboration on what I mean with some of these, or want to ask who could be responsible for some of these and how, feel free to drop on by and send me an ask! I would be more than happy to go into some more detail about these! Happy writing!
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whatwh · 4 months
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MOTHER SPORE
Part I
I know it's almost new year but I don't care, it's Halloween again people (this part was supposed to be posed in October but things happen)
Once again thank you @xmaruu11 not only for being the co-writer of the comic but also for doing the flat colors
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whatwh · 4 months
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Alot of people have brought up the idea of Scar pressing succed infinitely or him eventually dying from hitting failure, but couldn't he theoretically (i know this wasn't a red name mechanic) hit reroll?
Couldn't he do more and more dangerous tasks, losing some winning some until he fails, playing the game how it was meant to be played? A good player to the end?
Or would there be just one hard task? To live alone in the carnage. What if that's the task he fails? Or if he gets stuck with this task. Unable to hit succeed, because the only natural end to surviving is death. Slowly, he has his hearts taken away, like cactus pricks.
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