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tommy (getting down on one knee): david...

david: oh my god it’s finally happening

tommy: *ties shoelaces*

david (tearing up): he finally stopped wearing fucking crocs

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first canon lgbt+ rep in the MCU

canon rep in 20th century fox xmcu

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if Marvel straightwashes the twins (especially Billy) I’m gonna scream who’s with me

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c’mon marvel DO BETTER

I’ve been thinking about this since X-Factor 7 came out. Happy Valentine’s day

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gambit without his top:

gambit with his top:

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Sunspot is way too fit to be a straight boy

also i’ll add on scarlett witch and rogue

List of characters who are, in no way, heterosexual (or homosexual, either) but the writers do not seem (or want) to realize :

- Dick Grayson/Nightwing (that ass cannot belong to a straight man)

- Illyana Rasputina/Magik

- Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat (although she’s been made canonically bi? Sort of?)

- Peter Parker/Spiderman

- Johnny Storm/Human Torch

- Tim Drake/Red Robin & Conner Kent (Kon-El)/Superboy

- Scott Summers/Cyclops (& James Howlett/Wolverine)

- Roberto DaCosta/Sunspot

- Remy LeBeau/Gambit

(Feel free to add your own)

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ft my anxiety about the mcu messing up my favorite characters

Just a reminder for mcu fans being introduced to the twins. In canon, Billy is openly gay and Jewish. Tommy is bisexual. These must not be erased in the mcu.

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Am I the only person who doesn’t want to read the cmbyn sequel. 

idk. but for me part of the magic of cmbyn was how they couldn’t end up together. for me that was part of what made it so good and like idk. ik im gonna watch come find me when it comes out but *sigh* i lowkey wish it didn’t exist

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When I rock climb I feel like spiderman. But like a funsized spiderman bc im 5′2″ and have to dyno on easy moves :/

#spiderman #spidertrans #marvel #rockclimbing

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my favorite trans marvel headcannons (by a trans guy)

- Wolverine-- look ik he had kids BUT HES 5′3″ LET ME LIVE

- Spiderman-- im allowed to be basic

- Rogue-- idk where this came from but there is something not cis-het about her

-Gambit-- bc we all want to be him

ADD MORE PLEASE I NEED MORE TRANS HEADCANNONS TO FEED MY SOUL

#trans #xmen #wolverine #spiderman #spidertrans #imgay

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THANK I WATCHED X-MEN EVOLUTION RELIGIOUSLY AS A CHILD AND I WAS ALWAYS CONFUSED WHY SHE WAS WHITE IN THE COMICS

friendly reminder that laura kinney's first appearance was in the x-men: evolution animated series where she was potrayed as a woman of color

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i want to be the tallest wolverine but i’m really sweet and has claws/burglar alarm

tag urself i’m new and improved