witchy-aster

[witchy-aster]

Me: okay it's 1.20 am I should go to bed

Also me: *opens up tumblr and starts scrolling*

Loki, on his alter: *impatient taps*

Me, freezes: okay... I will go to bed now

Loki: *nods*

#Loki says it's bed time #so then it's bed time #deity work #deity worship #witch community #witch memes #loki deity #loki

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At 2 am:

Me, incredibly tired sees spider literally crawling into my bed: oh no you don't buddy

Me, remembers that Loki sends me spiders to let me know he is there: oh no... I don't wanna kill it but it's too late for me to even consider catch and release

Me, kills the spider and winches: sorry Loki...

Loki, shows up in my dream and literally makes me catch and release spiders: This is how to do it, don't ever kill a spider again!

Me, wakes up: what the fuck just happened?

#Hela and fenris showed up to #it's the most clear message i have ever gotten from a deity #i feel like i need to grovel #and remember kids never kill spiders #loki will be very mad if you do #loki deity #deity work #deity worship #witch community #witch memes #witchy memes #loki

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Anubis is mostly a quiet presence in my life but very comforting. With that said this happened the other day.

Me, starts watching a ghost hunting video on yt: man I love this content.

Anubis: me too, scoot over

Anubis proceeds to watch the video with me for an hour and a half.

#anubis likes ghost hunters #i felt inclined to play the ghost hunter theme song afterwards #my friend suggested watching these vids with anubis as bonding #i said i would be scared shitless and Anubis would laugh #why does my deities alway laugh at me??? #deity work #deity worship #witch community #witch memes #god anubis

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Me, starts learning about protection spells and such: wait... I have been doing a shielding spell this whole time without knowing!

Loki: *slaps a hand over his face and laughs*

Persephone: *shakes her head*

Anubis: *tired sigh*

Me: oh come on you guys!

#i can be really oblivious #my deities know and WILL judge me for it #at least this time around nothing bad happened #loki deity #god anubis #persephone #deity worship #deity work #baby witch #witch community #witchy memes

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My mom: there is so many spiders and cobwebs around the house, I wonder why?

Me, who is worshipping Loki without her knowing: Yeah... it's such a mystery.

Me, later in front of Loki's alter: tone it down, tone it down, they are cluing in on us.

Loki: *shrugs*

Me: what's that supposed to mean????

#seriously there are so many spiders #most notable the one beside my bed #i am totally blaming it on the spring coming in #loki deity #witch memes #witchy memes #witch community #deity worship #deity work

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Me, sees tiktok about someone's deities just joining them in the shower to help overcome boundaries or smth: well I certaintly hope mine don't do that.

Loki, cooking up a plan: Don't be so sure

Next time i showered

Me, feeling a presence there: Loki what the fuck

#Loki: communal shower! #me: Loki no #Loki: Loki yes! #don't tell Loki what to do he will do it #why do i worship him again? #loki deity #witch memes #witchy memes #deity worship #deity work #witch community

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Me, doing a tarot reading: I wonder if persephone is here

My playlist: immeadiatly changes song to pomegranate seeds by julian moon

Me: okay... good to know... uh hi?

#i know persephone was laughing at me #it caught me off guard #seriously what the hell #ha! yk cuz she is the queen of the underworld #bad joke sry... #deity work #deity worship #persephone #witch community #witch memes #witchblr