yautjalover

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Ever need a hug? Get yourself a Yautja. They're the best at hugging

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The male version of that one Yautja x human girlfriends album-

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Imagine you're on your Yautja Elder’s ship, sitting in the co-commander’s chair next to him that he had custom made for your tiny form, and as the ship's engines roar to life for takeoff, Elder looks down at you to see if the loud noises are frightening you at all, only to choke on thin air when he notices the force of the rumbling ship is causing the meat of your thighs to quake in your seat.

Man was sweating bullets the whole trip home, and you couldn’t understand why he kept glancing down at you and then quickly averting his eyes every time the ship hit a rocky spot…

…He’s happy he had that chair built.

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Na'har, after watching Ajab-Thwa destroy multiple Yautja on the ball field: You're at a 10 right now. We need you at a 7. Maybe a 6 just to be safe.

Ajab-Thwa: *covered in blood, holding another Yautja by the throat in one hand and a ball in the other. More Yautja, bruised and bloodied, lay on the ground groaning.* You know once the horn blows I can't contain myself.

Na'har: This was just supposed to be a friendly game!

Ajab-Thwa: They’re still alive, aren't they?

Na'har:

Ajab-Thwa:

Ajab-Thwa: *sighs* I'll try to restrain myself in the next round, but I can't promise anything.

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Watching my Yautja lover and my cat get into a slap fight over who gets to cuddle with me, except my Yautja lover is pissed he's got to dial his strength back 98%. Because even though he hates my cat, he knows I would be crushed if anything bad happened to my sweet (earth) kitty.

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She has no idea what she’s in for. 😌

Dhare, bending over the control panel to install a new part that does something high tech.

Ashaki walks in and notices Dhare has his attention entirely on his handiwork. Her eyes roam to his meaty derrière, feeling the need to smack it. His meaty green cheeks peeking out of his loincloth are begging to be smacked.

She smirks, racing in for the kill.

The clap of her hand meeting his dump truck of an ass rings loud in the quiet cockpit.

Her eight foot Yautja stills, chittering in surprise. Dhare spins on his heel to catch her trying to sneakily tiptoe away.

“Why did you slap my rear, mate?”

Ashaki stands there grinning with hooded eyes, “I’ve been wanting to smack it for a while. You have a nice ass.”

The Yautja purrs, setting down his tools.

“I wish for you to try it again,” Dhare challenges her with his own wicked grin, growling playfully.

“Gladly, baby.”

#her ass is gonna be dumb #he’ll slap it into space #he’s spanked her before but not like this #smacking a Yautja’s ass is my dream #Yautja #avp #Predator

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Alien (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

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The power went out several times while I was trying to color this BUT I PERSEVERED! 💪

Kv'var-de beefing with Panther will always live rent free in my head lmao

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One of H. R. Giger’s first designs for the Xenomorph from ALIEN. The transparent skull was too tricky to create so they changed it.

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Happy Alien Day!! here's this little goofy one-panel comic to celebrate Alien vs Predator, but it's just kinda passive-aggressive jabs n such Hope you all like it~

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Dhare, bending over the control panel to install a new part that does something high tech.

Ashaki walks in and notices Dhare has his attention entirely on his handiwork. Her eyes roam to his meaty derrière, feeling the need to smack it. His meaty green cheeks peeking out of his loincloth are begging to be smacked.

She smirks, racing in for the kill.

The clap of her hand meeting his dump truck of an ass rings loud in the quiet cockpit.

Her eight foot Yautja stills, chittering in surprise. Dhare spins on his heel to catch her trying to sneakily tiptoe away.

“Why did you slap my rear, mate?”

Ashaki stands there grinning with hooded eyes, “I’ve been wanting to smack it for a while. You have a nice ass.”

The Yautja purrs, setting down his tools.

“I wish for you to try it again,” Dhare challenges her with his own wicked grin, growling playfully.

“Gladly, baby.”

#some stupid thing I had written and needed to get out #yautja #predator #yautjalover #interspecies romance #monster romance #teratophillia #monster fucker #avp #shorts #fanfic #my work #my writing

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dog excited to see you when you get home

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Ok here me out

How would a Yautja react to there S/O yelling at a different Yautja in there s/os native language?

Okay so I think (based on what little I know of the Predator universe), Yautja only really pick up on whichever human languages they're exposed to.

That being said, a random Yautja on their home planet probably doesn't understand any human dialect, let alone multiple, unless they've been to Earth and hunted in multiple locales.

So when you go off and start berating said giant alien in your native tongue, your mate just has a private chuckle to themselves.

The poor subject of your anger is... confused.

Like, imagine someone coming up to you and starting to angrily yell at you in a language you don't understand.

"I do not understand what you're saying but I DEFINITELY understand that you're mad."

It's like that.

They'd probably consider you a threat and get defensive if they weren't seven feet tall and a few hundred pounds heavier than you.

Nevertheless, they just sort of... sit there and wait for you to be done with... whatever this is.

Your mate makes no effort to intervene, clearly enjoying the show.

Once you've said your piece and stalk away, your mate goes up to the confused yautja and translates for them.

They go to you once all that's done and help you calm down, letting you rant and rave to your heart's content.

If it's something they can fix, they'll do their best to. If not, they just sort of... wait you out lol.

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Is out!!

Predator - The last hunt (Issue #3)

Extras

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The monster looking at you like they want to kill you 🤝 You looking at the monster like you want to eat them

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There’s something so romantic about an elder learning to write poetry and he writes poetry about you and how much he loves you.

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I can't decide if I want to be a yautja or to bed one