#her ass is gonna be dumb

[raviollies]

Excited for Baldurs Gate 3 release! Doodled the PC I'm planning on going through with…A LG Bard of Valor! Though not sure what to name her 🤔

#dnd #ttrpg #tiefling #my art #SHE IS BIG OF HEART...DUMB OF ASS... #shes gonna be 'wait thats illegal' to the rest of the party #and yes shes gonna romance laezel. shes the golden retriever gf to her black cat #Calliope

[lizardinkart]

Shaking and trembling I have 7 more chapters of Ward and Victoria just said “do I kick her ass or kick her ass harder”

She really is god’s favorite flying brick, what a character

#ward spoilers #ward #parahumans #victoria baby are you gonna PUNCH THE SIMURGH #she is so special to me #i love her dumb blonde ass #i feel represented #(thinker 1!) #victoria dallon #antares

[eebie]

i cant keep it hidden any longer

#i get nervousss n shit about gettin character voices all wrong #i spent all of yesterday worryin about if theyd say each others first names or last names or WHAT ! idkkk #i didnt write any more than this But i rlly rlly want to #basing this over the exact types of convos me n my friend have When i watch her play granny #i say dumb shit like ooohhh shes gonna get you Or why are you so mean to this old lady😢😢😢 to rile her up🤭 cos its funny #and then when i run out of things to say i start asking shitty would you rather questions like Would you rather make out with granny #or springtrap. would u rather have to be angel dust Hazbin hotel(she HATES him) or Pinkypills william afton (also HATES) #idk how id write that for these guys. ik theres gotta be a way though #my rambles #homestuck #writing feels more vulnerable than just my silly ass drawins Cos its lettin ppl peek in2 how i think n perceive shit . its intimidatinggg #but im posting it anyways !! ill fight off the urge to delete it the best i can #sayin all this Meanwhile it’s just a few lines from a pesterlog emulator LMAO . i take myself too seriously w stuff like this #rhas my problem i think . joviality come to me NOW! i am lighthearted and carefree about rhis #yaaaayayayaaayy!!!! #FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW. GRANNY IS A SHITTY MOBILE PUZZLE HORROR GAME. THE OG !!! #all the shit like Piggy on roblox. thats copying granny 😤😤😤😡😡😡 #my drabbles

[thefanciestborrower]

Sometimes a date is you and your boyfriend doing routine maintenance on your robot friend’s insides

#she’s there to make sure her dumb of ass boyfriend doesn’t get himself stuck in all them intestines again #it’s happened before #is this l3go? maybe... #had way too much fun drawing robo guts #robot ice boyo deserves to have cool blue insides #and when the most adorable couple on the team happen to both be genius inventors and mechanics well #they gonna want to see them cool robo insides #soft vore #safe vore #g/t vore #fandom vore #arts #N.injago vore

[carnis-insanis]

winona: sigh... 'm sorry for my trashy mood recently....its just that my sis' went missin....

genny: oh no!!! im so sorry to hear :(

woodrow: did you know that if a missing person isnt found in 24 hours their likelyhood of being found alive drops by almost 50%

#based on how a friend once told me that her grandma has cancer and she was worried she will die #and while everyone reassured her its gonna be fine my dumb ass said that shes probably gonna die so she should accept it #. we arent friends anymore

[alchemypanda]

Skye betrays Lucas a chosen path. Based on/inspired by the game mechanics of The Quarry.

#lucket #terra nova 2011 #lucketedit #skye tate #lucas taylor #terranovaedit #allision miller #ashley zukerman #usereverything #usergif #userbbelcher #tvedit #mygifs #pandaheadpat #ashleyzukermandedit #allisionmilleredit #lucastayloredit #skyetateedit #we're not gonna talk about the ungodly amount of time I spent on that path chosen animation #because my dumb ass forgot that I could have done that in AE and not by hand frame for frame 🙂👍 #lucas getting the quickest QTE ever because this scene was not long enough to properly pull this off #also pls play the quarry it's campy and horror and full of tropes but it's fun and I love it and had me go WTF a couple of times #I scheduled this at a time we're all being responsible adults and not on tumblr....right? #bro I forgot the e in her name kill me now

[smolmakerel]

You know what? I live for the Black Widow AU that I saw floating around some time ago (I don't know if it's still a thing). It's such an interesting concept, and it got me thinking of another AU.

Captain America AU

Imagine, it's the early 20th century and WW2 is just starting, but women were allowed to fight in the army. There in NYC are the Carpenter sisters.

Tara Carpenter is a sickly little thing. She has asthma, was born early, and is always ready to pick a fight with people much bigger and stronger than her. She looks up to her sister Sam and is desperate to fight in the war with her when Sam volunteers.

Samantha Carpenter is a perfectly healthy woman. She's been working her way up the ranks of the U.S. military to become one of the people to put an end to the war. She worries that if she doesn't hurry, the opposing side might nuke the United States and Tara -

Tara might die.

But Tara wasn't afraid of death.

It took a lot of perjury, but Tara managed to enlist in the army with the help of a certain doctor (whose name I'm too lazy to look up rn). Seeing such a thin, sickly girl in the army, the other recruits and higher ups don't believe in her.

Despite their lack of faith, Tara has heart. And with her heart, she was recruited for a secret program. She was going to become a super soldier.

She signed on to be a lab rat of sorts. It hurt, the administration of the serum, but she came out...

Looking exactly the same. But on the plus side, she has better reflexes, stamina, and no asthma! Sam was going to be so proud of her when they finally met up.

Only for disaster to strike.

Sam, trying to protect Tara, ended up being thrown from a train and off the side of a mountain. Tara, devastated with the loss of her sister, was determined to end it all.

And end it she did. Only, Tara didn't expect to wake up nearly a century later in modern America. S.H.I.E.L.D. was eager to recruit her into this "Avengers Protocol", or whatever.

She also didn't expect H.Y.D.R.A. would come back with a familiar brunette on their side. Her left arm shines with metal, and her eyes became hardened over the years.

Tara knows this is Sam, her older sister who she thought she lost forever. The person she would die for.

They call her the Ghost Face now, but Tara knows Sam is still in there.

Why would the Ghost Face hesitate multiple times to kill her otherwise?

#scream #scream 2022 #scream vi #scream au #tara carpenter #sam carpenter #This is probably a dumb idea but I needed to get it out of my system #Imagine Tara slinging a heavy ass shield lol #When Sam is deprogrammed she's probably gonna make fun of Tara's frisbee #Tara gets so offended #Oh shit #Infinity War when Tara is forced to watch her sister turn to dust before her eyes #Tara wanted to give up after 5 years pass #Also Tara doesn't fucking leave like Steve did bc what the hell? #Like Steve you're gonna leave your boyfriend like that? #Tara would never return to the past forever and leave Sam behind #Sam would drag her ass back #This is such a dumb concept lol #Anyway #I'm gonna go rewatch The Fallout bc I'm sad

[umbrarkzoo]

DOODLE DUMP and stupid animatic- funtime chica absolutely sounds like shellsea in my au- shes slowly starting to become one of my favorites lowkey….

drawing 3 and 5 i clude designs that belong to my bestie @dreamie-skies-hotline

#Me dumb au #Rs fred my baby stop #pleek #Funtimes gonna beat ur ass one of these days #(he was trying to convince her not to open the door to let molten eat him…) #my art

[tiktoks-we-like]

#ok but i knew a girl as a kid who was scared to wash her hands as a kid bc her dad had rly white looking palms and told her that #he scrubbed to hard once and thats why they were like that so she was scared she wss gonna scrub the color off #when she told me that my dumb white ass little kid self thought you could wash the color off so when we went #swimming i couldnt help but try to look closer at my friend to see if they got lighter or not #obviously i do not think that now but its so fucking funny my dumb ass little kid thought that #tiktok #tik tok #video #mod pastel

[cleromancy]

if anyones curious btw i had what felt like a regular cold from... the symptoms were mostly Wednesday-thursday but i had a little bit on tuesday and friday. mostly sore throat on tuesday and a bit of tiredness/lingering soreness on friday. but since someone in the house tested positive for covid im going to assume thats what it was.

But Also. i got the ick way less badly than either of the others which. is certainly partially luck but also ive been yk. staying in my room & wearing my mask when i have to leave it except when i take it off to eat. like theyve both been sick longer and are still sick while i feel completely better so... masking/distancing good basicly 👍

#less good is the part where like. #im gonna need to buy groceries soon and one of the sick people trapped me into being dependent on her lol #(no i cant get public transportation or delivery i live in a rural area #) #so. 🫠 #i guess i could possibly ask one of my sisters to make the 1.5hr round trip but. Lmao #its not an emergency or anything its just a very hey great work getting your dumb ass trapped in a living situation with a single point of+ #failure op 👍👍 this surely will never come bite you in the ass

[starzwithapen]

what r solar's thoughts on brozone... the brozone brothers.... them.... 😈.

WAANXN TY FOR ASKING ABOUT SOLAR IM SO NORMAL ABOUT MY OCS . twirls my hair . I WROTE SO MUCH IM SO SORRY

Solar does not like them upon first meeting purely on the basis that there must've been a reason Clay got upset if he thought about them too long right? And she thinks Viva REALLY needs to do background checks before just letting anyone in- but he warms up to them ^w^

I think she'd get along most with Branch surprisingly- I'd assume they'd spend more time together when Viva and Poppy hang out, and he's familiar enough that it doesn't have Solar on edge, and she actually really admires him [don't tell anyone but Branch reminds Solar of his sister sometimes, and he finds that a little comforting]

Solar likes Bruce but is lowkey intimidated by him LMAO mostly because he was closest to Clay and the one Clay spoke of the most so Solar's like "oh my god this is the equivalent of meeting their parents since they dont have parents . I have to Impress Bruce constantly . Does Bruce think Im weird . If Bruce thinks I'm weird ill throw myself off a cliff . "

I dont think Solar spends much time with Floyd- Floyd doesn't initiate in fear of making her uncomfortable, and Solar would rather eat a car battery than initiate any interaction. Floyd's pretty okay in her book, and everyone's reaction to Floyd's hair being positive makes him feel better about his own hair

SOLAR DOES NOT LIKE JOHN DORY . number 1 reason Clay did not speak of him fondly so he's been on Solar's hitlist since before he even met him . Number 2 reason he also reminds her of her sister but in a Bad way and Solar doesnt wanna think too hard about that. I think they'd have a bit of a heart warming moment when Solar first reunites with his sister and their relationship kinda improves from there

#me x ranting about bs . i lovw ranting about my ocs ranting about my ocs FOREEVER #ihave no idea how long this has been in my inbox im so sorry aoughb I ALWAYS FORGET TO CHECK IT </33 #MY DUMB ASS . #also w how branch tried to share his own experiences to try and make Viva feel more comfortable I think thatd work w Solar #bruce asking solar if she wants taco bell and then it cuts to solar doing 26 mind games to try and decide on the “correct” answer thatll get #her the family stamp of approval #solars my goober im love him #starztalks #trolls solar #starzasks #like Id think John Dory provides some insight on why Solar's sister is acting the way he is and how he gets it #and that its really up to Solar to decide what she wants to do with it . and Solar starts warming up to him after that #as a band solar doesnt rlly focus on what hes listening to . you could play the same song 7 times in a row and solarll be like #oh wow this song is sm better than the last one ^w^ #im gonna hit the tag limit at this rate uhhh whoopsies

[soldier-poet-king]

Sometimes I think I'm really emotionally intuitive and other times, like today, I'm literally the stupidest person on earth.

Am exhausted from sudden travel for unexpected funera. Have not slept nearly enough the last few days. Am staying with my father's family which means zillions of relatives I barely know or outright dislike, trying to follow conversation in a dialect I don't understand, or else standing awkwardly in the doorways. Basically just my one cousin who deigns to speak English to me, plus her 6 month old and the puppy. The food is terrible I haven't seen a vegetable in 3 days. Have been running the funeral home/wake/funeral mass/cemetery rounds for the last 2 days and while my grief isn't as severe given we weren't close, it's still a horrible tragic death, there's a crying motherless 5 yr old, and I'm surrounded by people grieving in an already EXTREMELY messy family situation. My dad's cousin has managed to make fatphobic and homophobic jokes within 24 hrs. Also the Casual Racism of this entire branch of the family. Missing work unpaid, job interview prep, my fkin artist hasn't gotten back to me abt my tattoos.

Also me. Hey I wonder why I'm so on edge and exhausted???? A mystery I'll never solve

#the duality of fran #literally i just want to go to bed #my OWN brd #with PROPER FOOD. VEGETABLES. A FRUIT EVEN #not just meat fish potatoes #IM SURVIVING ON BREAD AND BUTTER which is delicious but also #my body cannot eat just bread im gonna fuckin die #and the near constant headache between bouts of crying like #i also got roped into serving the funeral mass bc the family are not regular church goers #so my dumb ass who doenst even Know the french mass parts #was better equipped to serve #which. fine. but like. im HANGING ON BY A THREAD #and i have to be here to manage my father's emotions #instead of grieving in my own way. which sure #maybe its not dramatic given my cousin and i werent close #but she was young. it was horrible and tragic. and sudden. #and sure her illness and suffering are over. #but i still think i should be allowed to be moody

[touch-starved-apprentice]

me: i’m so. y’know.

me: so big sad

me: …

me: *remembers I work with Án Morrígan*

me: oh sHIT NEVERMIND YEAH I’M A HOT BITCH

#IF ANYONES GONNA REMIND ME THAT I AM THAT BITCH IT’S THE PHANTOM QUEEN #SHE’S LIKE GIRLIEPOP I CHOSE YOU. ON PURPOSE. #WITH YOUR DUMB ASS #GET UP AND KEEP GOING YOU’VE GOT HUGS TO GIVE YOU SOFTIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT #IF YOU DON’T FIGHT #YOU DID NOT LIVE PAST AGE THIRTEEN AND THEN AGAIN PAST AGE 18 TO GIVE UP NOW #and I’m like fuck you’re so right I gotta live!!!!!!!! #love her #like fr #an morrigan #the morrigan #pagan #deity work #deity worship #irish paganism #morrigan devotee #not otome #witchblr

[tariah23]

Now he’s trying to lie when he literally tagged Princeton like 5 fucking time. White people are so evil, bro. They always know what they’re doing when they do shit like that. With the attempt to bring harm to Black people who they want to “get out of the way,” because they don’t think that we belong in the same spaces as them while at the same time, believing they should be allowed INTO our spaces and afforded hospitality and a whole red carpet rolled out. The sad thing is, she has connections to the industry because of her uncle and name so what if this was just a random Black woman who worked for Princeton without this kind of protection at all…?

#I’m glad that she’s alright though #why is he trying to dumb down what he intended by saying that ‘she was trolling so I trolled back’ like she like many other black people #are always dead serious when we tell whites and nbs to stay out of black folks business #simply put #he just got offended since a black woman told him to stay in his own lane #he dumb ass didn’t even know who she was even though he’d interviewed her family multiple times before #a Russian making millions off of black culture what a joke #black people gotta be tired of being used #one day man #the sad thing is of course black men hate black women sm that they were defending vlad on his behalf (not surprised lol) #and I saw other black women being pick me’s going on about ‘what makes her SO much more special than other black people-‘ like are you…. #do you bitches have rocks for brains or… these same people are the reasons why nbs and whites will always feel comfortable coming into our #shit and wrecking the place you guys don’t stand for anything and you allow others to trample over your own people #stand up one day #the sad thing is #ppl are still gonna go onto his platform to allow him to interview them and make money off of their name #this is one of the first times that I’ve seen black people really get in vlad’s ass though because what he tried to do to this black woman #was absolutely vile and this is the kind of shit that gets black people killed and put into bad positions #fucking loser #rambling

[kaykoko]

I finally finished Dungeon Meshi!!! Very fun read and amazing charaters!! The hype i have for the anime now is unreal!

#dungeon meshi #im talking #i have so much to say...but idek where to start #delicious in dungeon #Im gonna put spoilers in the tags so :) warning ig #delicious in dugeon spoilers #EVERYTHING With Laios tbh he is a Himbo through and through #like kind of heart dumb of ass and strong as hell🥰🥰🥰🥰🤤 #he was cute at the end with a bit of a tummy #Ryoko Kui just played D&D with herself for 97 chapters but damn what an phenomenal story she told #All the characters felt so fleshed (lol) out and had goals and fears of their own #Senshi was another favorite of mine🤤🤤🤤🤤 need that man ASAP #I want Senshi so bad-----oop who said that :O #Marcille was also very cute and i liked her motived #her final boss dress was v cute i liked it a lot and i wanna draw it #Chilchuck🥺🥺🥺🥺 hes my dad now actually. the dad who left for milk but got a new family ig #AND IZUTSUMI!!!!! MY GIRLIE!!!!😍😍😍 shes so adorable ugh i love her. #OVERALL: this was one of the best series ive read in a while!!! #10/10 i recommended!!! amazing art. amazing story. fantastic charater designs!!! yup! #I also forgot to mention Laios curse being that monsters wouldnt get near him too😭💔💔 im sorry king

[dickggansey]

getting really annoyed by my friend thinking she's more mature than me bc she goes to the gym and studies and works so that means she "has her life together" and straight up told me she's "doing better than me" like she's right but she didn't have to say it

#resisting the urge to tell her i don't give a fuck #I don't wanna go to the gym I don't wanna study computer stuff!!!!!! I'm fine with my job and my hobbies #why does she keep trying to get me to study something im shit at!!!!! #me: haha hey i think im gonna study theater or literature when im done with the introductory course #her dumb ass: that's a bad idea bc you're socially inept why don't you become a programmer so you can make money without talking to ppl #BC I LIKE PEOPLE IM JUST AUTISTIC ABOUT IT #she just keeps thinking im so fucking dumb. like she thinks im dumb she really does #im not DUMB i self sabotage on purpose not bc im dumb #ANYWAYS she's getting on my nerves #and noooowwww i was like 'im bored' and her bitch ass went 'sign up for the gym' KNOWING that that would send my eating disorder spiraling #bc I've told her a thousand times before!! she's seen it!!! it gets bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyways I don't care if she means well anymore