“One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries.”
― A.A. Milne
Lots of fandoms. Musical theatre. Cats. dnd.
Still not over Merlin&Arthur.
Or Harry&Hermione.
Or Jester&Caleb.
Henry’s hand stopped suddenly, tea halfway to his mouth. His blue eyes blinked in dull surprise. “Pardon?”
“Last night,” Alex clarified. “We had sex and you didn’t come.”
It wasn’t delicate. It wasn’t smooth. It wasn’t exactly a battering ram, but it certainly wasn’t the most comfortable thing to launch into while lounging in someone’s apartment the morning after.
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
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“What’s the other 0.01 percent?” Alex had asked, watching the corners of Nora’s mouth turn upwards. “Plane crash, getting stabbed with a baguette, take your pick.”
the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water
caleb really gave jester a storybook in zemnian so she'd have to ask him to read it to her. next to a warm fire perhaps. that is peak romance. he was romancing her. in a way that saw her and knew her.
and they didn't end up together? worst meta gaming decision of all time. it's been 3 years and i'm still upset