yourstruly--gray

[yourstruly--gray]

Munkustrap: Do you take constructive critisism?

Bombalurina: I only take cash or credit.

#cats the musical #bombalurina #munkustrap #incorrect quotes

[yourstruly--gray]

Pouncival: Say what you want about me, but I never make the same mistake again

Electra: No, you make new and increasingly stupid mistakes each time

#cats the musical #electra #pouncival #incorrect quotes

[yourstruly--gray]

Mungojerrie: Just because we break into your house, doesn't mean we'll take something

Rumpleteazer: Yeah, maybe we just want to look around

#cats the musical #rumpleteazer #mungojerrie #incorrect quotes

[yourstruly--gray]

Cassandra: Your eyes are red, are you high again?

Alonzo, immitating Cassandra: ArE yOu HiGH AGaiN?

Alonzo: No, I've been crying.

Cassandra:

Cassandra: Oh.

#cats the musical #alonzo #cassandra #incorrect quotes

[yourstruly--gray]

Rum Tum Tugger, eating cereal: Oh hi Munkus. We really need to stop meeting like this no?

Munkustrap, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen in the middle of the night: Maybe we would, if you would stop breAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

#cats the musical #rum tum tugger #munkustrap #incorrect quotes

[yourstruly--gray]

(at Alonzo's funeral)

Munkustrap: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*

Munkustrap: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed...

#cats the musical #alonzo #munkustrap #alonzostrap #incorrect quotes

[yourstruly--gray]

Alonzo: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?

Teazer and Jerrie, in unison: Theft!

Pouncival: Disturbing the peace

Victoria: Aggravated assault

Tumblebrutus: Arson.

Electra: All of the above, in that order, probably

#cats the musical #alonzo #rumpleteazer #mungojerrie #pouncival #victoria #tumblebrutus #electra #incorrect quotes

[yourstruly--gray]

Mungojerrie: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Coricopat: Sure.

Coricopat: What's your favourite color?

Mungojerrie: Traingle. Are you in love with me?

#cats the musical #mungojerrie #coricopat #coricojerrie #incorrect quotes

[yourstruly--gray]

Alonzo: If I fall...

Munkustrap: I'll be there to catch you.

Victoria: (looking at Plato) What if I fall too?

Plato: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side

Rum Tum Tugger: (turning to Mistoffelees) And if I fall?

Mistoffelees: I'll be the one who pushed you

#cats the musical #alonzo #munkustrap #victoria #plato #rum tum tugger #mistoffelees #alonzostrap #platoria #tuggoffelees #incorrect quotes

[yourstruly--gray]

Victoria: Why are you following me?

Rumpleteazer: Because we're dating now!

Victoria: Okay... what about Jerrie?

Rumpleteazer: We're a package deal

Mungjerrie: buy one idiot, get one free

#cats the musical #victoria #rumpleteazer #mungojerrie #victeazer #incorrect quotes