brian tyree henry, met gala 2023
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Franz Ferdinand made some gay ass music and that's why they assassinated him
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hey, to the bus driver who was three whole minutes too early and who waved at me BACK because i was waving with my transport card so he could wait a little bc i was at a red streetlight but then he DIDN'T and he decided to take off: please immediately get hit with karma
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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?
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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy
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Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’
My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid
Me: yessirrrr
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“Im not dignifying that with a response” gets me every time. Im not acknowledging tht stupid ass shit
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addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out
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