zevexsii

[zevexsii]

Hi!! Just found your blog and I see you write for Dark Souls! And all you write is so so good, you have such great skills! 💕 Can u do some Artorias headcanons with a female S/O? sfw and nsfw, if possible.

• She fights with a greatsword, is not as tall as him but she isn't human, is an extrovert (but not THAT extrovert), brunette and she has a cat. She also gets sick/hurt quite frequently but she doesn't really care about it. And wants to hadle everything by her own out of habit, to take care of people.

I don't know if this is useful for you but it's what I got!! Thank you so so much.

you are entirely too sweet, nonnie <3 i was running low on nsfw ideas, so i cut that section, but i appreciate your patience.

artorias x reader hcs - cut for length, no cws

artorias is an absolute jackass. he has redeeming qualities, but they're a little hard to come by. first of all, he's cocky. he's good at what he does, and he knows it. artorias hasn't survived this long because of pure luck- he works hard to stay where he is. because of his cockiness, he comes off as not only full of himself, but also full of horseshit. since he earned his station, artorias throws his weight around a fair bit. only to mess with those he outranks, but it still makes him a jerk. these qualities don't magically go away when he's interested in someone. as a matter of fact, they only get worse. artorias' incredibly thoughtful courtship attempts include inviting you to watch him spar, inviting you to watch him drink, and inviting you to his bed. what a charmer. in this relationship, you're holding the other end of the metaphorical child leash. shockingly enough, artorias is a little pathetic when it comes to direct romance. communication is going to be a bit of a struggle in the beginning, especially if you like to beat around the emotional bush. you'll never beat him at filling space with empty conversation, though. whether you're pre-established relationship or deep into a loving marriage, artorias will always pay special attention to you out of a group. he'll find a way to make something as simple as a compliment into a tirade. your unwillingness to let your body recover from illesses and injuries frustrates artorias to no end. of course he expected something would happen to you if he wasn't around- that's just how far his head is stuck up his own ass. it doesn't matter that you're inhuman, either. all of artorias' bratty behavior is rooted in the fear that one day, inevitably, he will lose everything. his only coping method is to get better; stronger, faster, smarter. you name it, artorias will have trained in it. of course, none of that will save him, but it's worth a try, right? artorias really tried to get along with your cat, he swears up and down he did. your cat, on the other hand, hates his guts. there was not a mutual attempt. artorias is also very allergic to your feline friend, but he'll try his absolute hardest to hide it. turns out, artorias isn't great at stifling sneezes or pretending not to have a runny nose. go figure.

#artorias the abysswalker #knight artorias x reader #knight artorias #artorias the abysswalker x reader #dark souls x reader #dark souls one #ds1 x reader #ds1

[zevexsii]

hello! 😅 Uhm can i request some nsfw headcanons for ganji with a fem!s/o that has a indecent/revealing S tier and shows it for him for the first time? Idk i dont have any good ideas in mind lmaooo

no worries! i went ahead and made this gn, just because i could.

ganji gupta x gn reader - suggestive content, nothing outright nsfw

ganji's longing gazes don't begin as anything scandalous- you're just beautiful. besides, nudity isn't inherently sexual (as ganji continues to remind himself). he's right. you are beautiful. every inch of your exposed skin seems to glow, soft to the touch. your eyes sparkle like a starlit cliché. you're perfect. it's not that ganji can't control himself. it's that he doesn't want to. ever the stoic, ganji won't respond to any kind of public teasing. it's just not a situation he has a ready response for, so he'll do his best to ignore the quickening of his heartbeat and the need to have you beneath him until a more convenient time. ganji isn't posessive, either. it's your body and you're perfectly fine to show it off to whoever you want; however, there's a small speck of selfishness deep inside him that wishes you'd save such a lovely view for his eyes alone. definitely a thighs and hips guy. his attraction is less directed towards skimpy outfits and more towards clothes that frame your body. to ganji, you're attractive in just about any setting. may or may not pay special attention to you should you don something that hugs your lower torso and hips.

#ganji idv #ganji idv x reader #ganji gupta #ganji gupta x reader #idv #idv x reader #idv batter #the batter idv #the batter x reader #identity v x reader #idv x reader hcs #identity v x reader hcs #identity v x reader headcanons #ganji gupta x reader hcs #the batter hcs

[zevexsii]

Hello there! I was wondering if I could request some nsfw headcannons of Aesop with a gn s/o who wants to use a vibrator on him?

sorry these are a tad short. whoopsies.

aesop carl x gn reader - nsfw content below cut

the first vibrator was steam powered and invented by some british doctor in 1869, so i don't think aesop would be too jazzed at first.

whatever you do, don't rush him. don't spring stuff on them either- there's only way to get aesop to respond positively to sexual vulnerability. you have to give them control first. by the time aesop's ready to relinquish control, he'll have you shaking and twisting, clawing frantically at the bedsheets and whatever else is in your reach. begging won't do anything and you know it. they'll never admit it, but aesop loves being edged. there's really nothing quite like the delicious thrill of being denied pleasure and control over, and over, and over again. aesop is of the opinion that a person's limits are one of their most defining charastics, and they just can't wait for you to blow past his <3 they get off on the anticipation, too- the warmth of your skin ghosting against his, the soft hum of your dissaproval when they attempt to find even the smallest amount of relief. aesop's twin perspectives on love and pleasure are based in his capacity to suffer. he's definitely a masochist.

#aesop carl #aesop carl idv #embalmer idv #embalmer x reader #idv embalmer x reader #aesop carl x reader #aesop x reader #idv x reader #idv x reader headcanons #aesop carl x reader hcs #idv x reader smut #aesop carl smut #idv smut #identity v #identity v aesop #identity v embalmer #identity v x reader

[zevexsii]

Hi! I really liked your writings, and wanted to make a request, but first I May ask so that I won't make you uncomfortable 💦

Do you write for Luchino? Hunter Luchino, to be exact, I just wanna be sure 💦

yes! i think he's silly :} thank you for checking first, though.

#not writing #luchino idv #anon #ask

[zevexsii]

Can I request rapper norton? I wanna see how fast those lips can move? - naaye

#live aesop reaction #not writing #naaye #asks #idv #norton campbell

[zevexsii]

My semester finally ended, so I'm free to write for a while! Right now I'm very hyperfixated on ACTSV, so this blog won't be spoiler free and I'm willing to write for all characters (only nsfw for those 18+ obvs)!

#sincerely aesop #not writing #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv x reader

[zevexsii]

in celebration of the rezzie 4 remake, i'm now writing for all resident evil characters <3 feel free to request from any game

#not writing #mod aesop

[zevexsii]

farts in your inbox and seals it

[zevexsii]

second attempt at a blacklist is up! thank you again for telling me :}

wanted to let ya know that your character blacklist does no load, everything else works fine tho

oh shit! thanks for letting me know man. 'preciate it.

#not writing #sincerely aesop

[zevexsii]

Character Blacklist (Attempt 2)

not sure what the problem with the original post was, but i'm Trying Again 👍

cut bc this bitch might get long

Saving Private Ryan

Call of Duty MW2

The Batman

Game of Thrones

House of the Dragon

Jujutsu Kaisen

mahito (i can't forgive them for junpei or shibuya arc), toji (he gives me daddy issue induced rage)

Identity V 

Novelist (i simply do not fuck with him, sorry), alice (at least until we get her adult character ingame), Ada & Emil (if you'd like to be poly with them i don't mind, i just don't write for them separately), and magician (i do not fuck with him)

Bloodborne

Dark Souls (I-III)

Arcane - the idea of writing for jinx makes me uncomfy b/c of her age!

Creepypasta B}

Black Clover

Obey Me! 

Slashers 

Star Wars 

The Mandolorian

Middle Earth (The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, etc.)

The Rings of Power

Death Note

Black Butler

i'm more than happy to write for Grelle (i love her), but y'all better respect her damn pronouns

Six of Crows

Fairy Tail

Merlin (BBC)

Sally Face

ash and travis :{ they just irk me a little, no hate

Castlevania

Hellsing

Bungou Stray Dogs

Supernatural 

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Tokyo Ghoul 

Hannibal

#lists #character blacklist #not writing but it's important #sincerely aesop

[zevexsii]

wanted to let ya know that your character blacklist does no load, everything else works fine tho

oh shit! thanks for letting me know man. 'preciate it.

#not writing #sincerely aesop

[zevexsii]

Can you do some relationship headcanons for Artorias and Solaire, particularly with a reader who is shorter than them?

thank u for requesting dark souls anon i'm forever in your debt

artorias + solaire x short reader g/n (separately)

artorias

a nuisance about it

definitely stacks things too high so you ask him to bring them down for you (you have a stepstool, his plans never work)

treats you kind of like a small angry dog?? i hate that analogy b/c small dogs are always treated like bad dogs even though they're never treated right, but artorias understands the nuance behind that and only makes fun of you in a joking way

if you're super smaller than him he worries a little (a lot) about you being able to defend yourself, but he has the brains to worry quietly. otherwise, he knows you could whoop his ass very easily.

will go to extra length if you have an outfit that you really like but doesn't quite fit your measurements. if you're the type that doesn't know how to take kindness in stride, artiorias will have it done without telling you. is a little shit about it though if you try on the clothing after it was tailored.

"wow, you finally hit your growth spurt."

"asshole."

"sorry."

solaire

much kinder about your stature

"hello friend :D" (he is looking down at you)

instead of getting you a stepstool like a normal person or grabbing the tall item for you, he lifts you up.

if y'all do a bit of wandering, he always asks if you want a boost.

solaire thinks it's cute when you wear his clothes (they're yours now and he's never asking for them back again)

has thought about using your head as an armrest but in the most well-meaning way possible. incapable of height-based malice.

immediately backs off if you're uncomfortable with any height jokes.

Really, Really enjoys it if you pull him down by his tunic for a kiss. Absolutely in love with you.

sorry these are short bestie (no pun intended) i've been sick and i'm trying to recuperate lol

#dark souls #dark souls x reader #solaire of astora #knight artorias #knight artorias x reader #solaire x reader #solaire of astora x reader

[zevexsii]

I crawled from the depths of hell to request first time with Aesop headcanons 💃

anon im so sorry this has rotted in my inbox for way too long

aesop x g/n s/o nsfw hcs (first time)

massive virgin. i am so sorry but there is no way in any hell that aesop carl has had a sexual experience before this.

it takes an incredibly long time for aesop to even approach the idea of sex with a ten foot pole. sure, fantasies and dreams are nice, but the idea of flesh-to-flesh is very overwhelming (no offense).

aesop has a stash of very cheesy and very explicit romance novels hidden far out of your scope. they hope that one day he'll be able to use a select few tactics on you<3!

the most opportune time to engage in fuckery with aesop is while they're busy... taking care of themselves. he'll try and cover up his obviously leaking cock and flushed cheeks, but reassure him that these feelings are normal, and you're only here to help.

eye contact is not something aesop can maintain when you spit in your hand and wrap your fingers around their dick and begin to rub him. gentleness is key <3

rushing into things too quickly will make aesop feel trapped and out of control/unable to express their discomfort. these feelings are hard to communicate and will most often result in a shut down/nonverbal period.

you have to encourage the soft sounds that leak from his mouth and praise the bucking of their hips whenever the pad of your thumb grazes the prominent vein on his cock.

praise is the surest way to aesop's heart, and his orgasm.

aesop doesn't have the most stamina, so 2 rounds is about his max. after you've jerked him to completion and aesop is back down to earth, they can finally meet your gaze.

"...thank you."

it's phrased almost like a question, but his voice is low and steady. regardless of your response, aesop makes it known that it's your turn.

if you're afab, aesop definitely knows where the clit is.

my man literally takes care of bodies for a living, it would be a tragedy if they didn't know basic anatomy. he fumbles a little bit finding yours just because every body is different, but they make up for it.

if you're amab, aesop wastes no time in finding the most sensitive parts of you. there's an almost scientific way about how he examines you, but it's not meant to be demeaning. everything about you is fascinating, and aesop intends to find just the way to make you squirm.

aesop is very methodical when it comes to sex. their focus is on you and finding exactly the right combination of buttons to push. in the least demeaning way possible, you're like an experiment that gets their dick hard.

incredibly experimental, ghosting their fingers around the edges of your hole or letting their grasp slide down just close enough to your balls to tell you they thought about fondling them.

very much counting on vocal/facial cues. you've gotta tell aesop if they're doing something right or make a pretty face when his fingers make you feel lovely. autism moment.

when you inevitably cum, aesop sticks his fingers in his mouth out of curiosity. this begins an unstoppable fixation.

no way in hell is aesop indulging in kinks the first time, sorry lads (gender neutral) :{.

probably has paper notes about how to make you cum fast vs. how to tease and overstimulate you.

#aesop carl #aesop carl x reader #idv #identity v #idv x reader hcs #idv x reader smut #identity v x reader #identity v x reader smut #identity v x reader hcs #aesop carl x reader hcs #aesop carl x reader smut #sincerely aesop #idv embalmer #idv embalmer x reader #identity v embalmer x reader #identity v embalmer x reader hcs #idv embalmer smut

[zevexsii]

The reason categorizing fanfiction by tropes works is because there's already an established setting, cast of characters, and theme in the original work, so when people write fanfics they're building sand castles in pre-existing beaches, but when you advertise your book as "sci-fi enemies to lovers where there's only one bed and also they're gay" it says nothing about what the premise is, who the characters are, or what the book is actually trying to say. That's not to say that books containing stuff like "sci-fi enemies to lovers where there's only one bed and also they're gay" can't be absolutely fantastic books, but if you only advertise by listing off tropes that are inherently cookie-cutter then you're implying (whether intentionally or not) that there's nothing interesting or memorable about the book besides smashing tropes together like you're playing with action figures.

[zevexsii]

"x character wouldn't act like that" I am going to maul you

[zevexsii]

unit 141 from call of duty mw2 is on the writing list! ghost and soap enthusiasts hmu

also könig is always welcome I've loved that man for a long time <333

#könig mw2 #unit 141 #cod mw2 fanfic #cod mw2 soap #cod mw2 imagine #cod ghost #ghost mw2 #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #soap x reader #gaz x reader #alejandro x reader #john price #price x reader

[zevexsii]

thank u guys so much <333

#historic moments #sincerely aesop